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{{L|''[We see a live traffic jam on a busy expressway. Patchy is in one of the cars in it. He is also wearing sunglasses.]''}} | {{L|''[We see a live traffic jam on a busy expressway. Patchy is in one of the cars in it. He is also wearing sunglasses.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patchy|Let's go! ''[honks his horn]'' Hey, kids. Rush hour traffic here in Encino is a real bringdown. ''[grumbles in frustration]'' A little music should soothe me jangled nerves. At least my in-dash hi-fi still works. ''[Patchy puts a cassette tape in the radio, which breaks and the music stops. Patchy shows the broken cassette tape.]'' Oh! Me ultra-rare " | {{L|Patchy|Let's go! ''[honks his horn]'' Hey, kids. Rush hour traffic here in Encino is a real bringdown. ''[grumbles in frustration]'' A little music should soothe me jangled nerves. At least my in-dash hi-fi still works. ''[Patchy puts a cassette tape in the radio, which breaks and the music stops. Patchy shows the broken cassette tape.]'' Oh! Me ultra-rare "Frampton Comes Alive" 8-track destroyed! ''[Tosses it into the car]'' And I'm gonna miss the new SpongeBob cartoon if this traffic doesn't move soon! ''[Patchy growls and cries while he moans. Patchy's cell phone rings. The ringtone is SpongeBob's piccolo from the theme song]'' Who's calling? ''[answers the phone]'' Yes, Patchy here. Start squawkin'.}} | ||
{{L|Potty|''[squawks]'' Hey, Patchy, the new SpongeBob cartoon's about to start. Where are you, brawk?}} | {{L|Potty|''[squawks]'' Hey, Patchy, the new SpongeBob cartoon's about to start. Where are you, brawk?}} | ||
{{L|Patchy|Stuck on the 101. Be a dear and record it for me, would you?}} | {{L|Patchy|Stuck on the 101. Be a dear and record it for me, would you?}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Whistles]'' Oo... uh... beautiful day for standing outside a museum doin' nothin'.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Whistles]'' Oo... uh... beautiful day for standing outside a museum doin' nothin'.}} | ||
{{L|Security Guard|Whatever you say.}} | {{L|Security Guard|Whatever you say.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[pretends to be administration]'' Hello there. Welcome to the museum! That'll be three dollars.}} | ||
{{L|Old Lady|But I thought it was free Tuesday.}} | {{L|Old Lady|But I thought it was free Tuesday.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No, no, no. Today's Monday. Otherwise I wouldn't be wearing this "I hate Mondays" shirt.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|No, no, no. Today's Monday. Otherwise I wouldn't be wearing this "I hate Mondays" shirt.}} | ||
{{L|Old Lady|Good point.}} | {{L|Old Lady|Good point.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Enjoy the artifacts! ''[ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Enjoy the artifacts! ''[mutters under breath]'' Don't stand in one place too long, people might mistake you for one. ''[Hears SpongeBob laughing]'' SpongeBob! ''[hides, then re-emerges when SpongeBob and Patrick go into the museum]'' Hew, that was a close one. ''[old lady points him out to a police officer then Mr. Krabs runs inside]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Neptune's ascension. The only surviving painting from the great lost city of Atlantis. This is just what the doctor ordered, Squiddy. Spending your day studying the Atlantean masters. And best of all, no Sponge... ''[SpongeBob and Patrick run in excitedly, knocking Squidward over]'' Oh, would you two watch were you're-- ''[gasps]'' What is that? What are you doing with the amulet of Atlantis?}} | {{L|Squidward|Neptune's ascension. The only surviving painting from the great lost city of Atlantis. This is just what the doctor ordered, Squiddy. Spending your day studying the Atlantean masters. And best of all, no Sponge... ''[SpongeBob and Patrick run in excitedly, knocking Squidward over]'' Oh, would you two watch were you're-- ''[gasps]'' What is that? What are you doing with the amulet of Atlantis?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|We were just...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|We were just...}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|What's an Atlantean omelet?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What's an Atlantean omelet?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Amulet, not omelet! It's the key to untold riches!}} | {{L|Squidward|Amulet, not omelet! It's the key to untold riches!}} | ||
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs shoves SpongeBob and Patrick over violently and faces Squidward]''}} | {{L|''[Mr. Krabs shoves SpongeBob and Patrick over violently and faces Squidward.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Did somebody say untold riches?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Did somebody say untold riches?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Yes, Eugene. The streets are lined with gold, and the street lamps are made with diamonds.}} | {{L|Squidward|Yes, Eugene. The streets are lined with gold, and the street lamps are made with diamonds.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|The oldest living bubble alive? ''[shoves Patrick in front of it]'' Behold, Patrick! The oldest living bubble!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|The oldest living bubble alive? ''[shoves Patrick in front of it]'' Behold, Patrick! The oldest living bubble!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|This is the most beautiful bubble I've ever seen.}} | {{L|Patrick|This is the most beautiful bubble I've ever seen.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|That's just a painting, you quarter-wit! ''[to Krabs]'' Quarter-wit. Ha, it's less than half. The real bubble lives in Atlantis, some dumb old bubble pales in comparison to the arts...}} | {{L|Squidward|That's just a painting, you quarter-wit! ''[to Mr. Krabs]'' Quarter-wit. Ha, it's less than half. The real bubble lives in Atlantis, some dumb old bubble pales in comparison to the arts...}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Money!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Money!}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|''[comes onto the screen from out of nowhere]'' And science! Don't forget science! What's all the hubbub, boys?}} | {{L|Sandy|''[comes onto the screen from out of nowhere]'' And science! Don't forget science! What's all the hubbub, boys?}} | ||
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{{L|Robot|The engine of this vessel is fueled by song. The more you sing of your desires, the closer to Atlantis you will get. Let us commence singing.}} | {{L|Robot|The engine of this vessel is fueled by song. The more you sing of your desires, the closer to Atlantis you will get. Let us commence singing.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Does that make any sense?}} | {{L|Squidward|Does that make any sense?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, but I'm game for singing any day! ♪Sing? Sing a song? A song of wanting to move along!♪ ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|No, but I'm game for singing any day! ♪Sing? Sing a song? A song of wanting to move along!♪ ''[the van rises up and floats in mid-air. SpongeBob sings off-key]'' ♪To a land where all our dre-e.♪ ''[the van crashes back down]'' Whoops, sorry. ♪To a land where all our dreeeeeams, can finally come true.♪ ''[the van rises up high. It makes a hole in the roof]'' ♪A bubble I long for, that so eludes me, but soon enough I will see...♪}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|♪Well, that's just splendid, boy! A land where it rains money! More than you can spend. With fives and tens and fifties and I'll want to be your friend.♪}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|♪Well, that's just splendid, boy! A land where it rains money! More than you can spend. With fives and tens and fifties and I'll want to be your friend.♪}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|♪Ha, ha, ha. Such a valiant desire, he, he, he. The lost weapons of Atlantis - the most advanced of all time. As soon as this dopey song is done, I plan to make them mine...!♪}} | {{L|Plankton|♪Ha, ha, ha. Such a valiant desire, he, he, he. The lost weapons of Atlantis - the most advanced of all time. As soon as this dopey song is done, I plan to make them mine...!♪}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! You told me the streets were paved with gold. Now that street light better be a 600 karat diamond or else. ''[Mr. Krabs gets on Squidward's neck and starts unscrewing a lightbulb]'' Ah, hold still, Squidward.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! You told me the streets were paved with gold. Now that street light better be a 600 karat diamond or else. ''[Mr. Krabs gets on Squidward's neck and starts unscrewing a lightbulb]'' Ah, hold still, Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|You're standing on my neck!}} | {{L|Squidward|You're standing on my neck!}} | ||
{{L|''[They trip and the light bulb smashes]''}} | {{L|''[They trip and the light bulb smashes.]''}} | ||
{{L|LRH|Are you all right?}} | {{L|LRH|Are you all right?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yeah, but I feel odd.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Yeah, but I feel odd.}} | ||
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{{L|LRH|Go ahead!}} | {{L|LRH|Go ahead!}} | ||
{{L|Both|Yay!}} | {{L|Both|Yay!}} | ||
{{L|''[The boys eat the ice cream]''}} | {{L|''[The boys eat the ice cream.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Comb flavored.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Comb flavored.}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|What else can it turn things into?}} | {{L|Sandy|What else can it turn things into?}} | ||
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{{L|''[Squidward sees a giant nose]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward sees a giant nose]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, don't make any sudden movements!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, don't make any sudden movements!}} | ||
{{L|''[The nose sneezes germs and Squidward falls over, jumps quickly and runs]''}} | {{L|''[The nose sneezes germs and Squidward falls over, jumps quickly, and runs.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Help! ''[Screams]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Help! ''[Screams]''}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick follow while they're being chased by germs, and Sandy enters the game]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick follow while they're being chased by germs, and Sandy enters the game]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|♪So now we say goodbye!♪}} | {{L|SpongeBob|♪So now we say goodbye!♪}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I think I'm gonna cry!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I think I'm gonna cry!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Me too! | {{L|Patrick|Me too! ''[he and Mr. Krabs start sobbing hysterically]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|♪Goodbye, Atlantis. We're Bikini Bottom bound. There's no place like home!♪}} | {{L|SpongeBob|♪Goodbye, Atlantis. We're Bikini Bottom bound. There's no place like home!♪}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|There's no place like Atlantis!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|There's no place like Atlantis!}} | ||
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