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-{{L|''[Squidward plays his clarinet until doorbell rings. Doctor Forrest is at the door]''}}
+{{L|''[ A horrible sound is heard, which turns out to be Squidward playing his clarinet until the doorbell rings. Doctor Forrest is at the door]''}}
-{{L|Doctor Forrest|Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises. ''[Squidward slams door shut. Phone starts to ring.]''}}
+{{L|Doctor Forrest|Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises. ''[Squidward slams the door shut. Phone starts to ring.]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please start after the ''[plays a clarinet note]''}}
 {{L|Squilliam|Sounds like you've got a dying animal to attend to, eh ol' chum?}}
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 {{L|Squidward|No, SpongeBob, that's a chorus line.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Kicking? I wanna do some kicking! ''[Patrick kicks Sandy in the leg]''}}
-{{L|Sandy|Ow! Why, you...! Why I oughta...! ''[both take fight outside shouting outside]''}}
+{{L|Sandy|Ow! Why, you...! Why I oughta...! ''[she jumps on Patrick and starts fighting him until they roll outside and the doors slam shut]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|''[yelling] [Long pause, then Patrick sticks his head back in]'' Whoever is the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on. ''[Patrick walks in with his body in a trombone. As he sits down, he makes a sound of his trombone.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick| DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!'' [Long pause, then Patrick sticks his head back in]'' Whoever is the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on. ''[Patrick walks in and it is revealed that Sandy has stuck his body in a trombone. As he sits down, he makes a sound of his trombone.]''}}
 {{L|Narrator|Day two. ''[band walking down a street playing Semper Fidelis badly]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Okay, that's perfect everybody. Bubble Bowl here we come. Flag twirlers, really spin those things. Okay, turn. Flag twirlers, let's go. I wanna see some spinning. Flag twirlers let's move! C'mon, move! ''[Flag twirlers took to the sky and crashed into a blimp, which causes an explosion. Trumpet player plays taps while everyone mourns, except Squidward, who just lies down on the ground]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Okay, that's perfect everybody. Bubble Bowl here we come. Flag twirlers, really spin those things. Okay, turn. Flag twirlers, let's go. I wanna see some spinning. Flag twirlers let's move! C'mon, move! ''[Flag twirlers spin so hard that they take off into the sky and crash into a blimp, which causes an explosion. Trumpet player plays taps while everyone mourns, except Squidward, who just lies down on the ground]''}}
 {{L|Narrator|Day three.}}
 {{L|Squidward|How's that harmonica solo coming Plankton?}}
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 {{L|Squidward|Well, this is our last night together before the show. And I know that none of you improved since we began... ''[Patrick chews on a trumpet]'' ...but I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?}}
 {{L|Plankton|''[loudly]'' CORRECT!}}
-{{L|Squidward|So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready? And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four! ''[screen cuts to the outside of the music school and we hear noise from the instruments made so loud windows break. Cuts back inside music school, where Squidward's face is deformed and his baton breaks]'' OK, new theory. Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us.}}
+{{L|Squidward|So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready? And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four! ''[screen cuts to the outside of the music school and a blast of noise ensues, breaking the windows. Cuts back inside music school, where Squidward's face is deformed beyond recognition and his baton breaks]'' OK, new theory. Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us.}}
 {{L|Harold|Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|What did you say, punk?!}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|No, people. Let's be smart and bring it off.}}
 {{L|Nancy|Oh, so now the talking cheese is gonna preach to us.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Wait, wait. I know tensions are high... ''[everyone gets into a fight. Pilar and Larry are yelling at each other. Medley slams a drum at him]'' There's a deposit on that equipment, people! ''[everyone uses their instruments as weapons. Mr. Krabs and Harold charge at each other with large woodwinds, but try to screech to a halt, and Mrs. Puff slams them both with her cymbals]'' Settle down, please! ''[Sandy and Frank are fighting. Sandy breaks the xylophone keys from Frank and Frank runs away. Patrick kicks Sandy, who chases him with a trumpet as the clock sounds at 10 and everyone stops fighting]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Wait, wait. I know tensions are high... ''[everyone gets into a fight. Pilar and Larry are yelling at each other. Medley slams a drum at him]'' There's a deposit on that equipment, people! ''[everyone uses their instruments as weapons. Mr. Krabs and Harold charge at each other with large woodwinds, but try to screech to a halt, and Mrs. Puff slams them both with her cymbals]'' Settle down, please! ''[Sandy and Frank are fighting. Sandy breaks the xylophone keys from Frank and Frank runs away. Patrick kicks Sandy, who growls at him before producing a trumpet with an evil grin. Patrick realizes what's coming and runs away screaming as Sandy chases him with the trumpet. Cuts to the clock which shows 10 o'clock and everyone stops fighting]''}}
 {{L|Fred|Hey, class is over. ''[they all walk to the door where Squidward slams it open]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Well, you did it. You took my one chance in happiness...and crushed it! Crushed it into little tiny, bite-size pieces. I really expected better of you people. I guess I'm a loser for that, too. Don't bother showing up tomorrow. I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident. So, thanks. ''[sobbing]'' Thanks for nothing. ''[Leaves]''}}
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 {{L|Squidward|Uh, they couldn't come. They... died.}}
 {{L|Squilliam|Then who's that?}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[screams]'' THAT WOULD BE MY BAND!}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[screams and his eyes pop out]'' THAT WOULD BE MY BAND!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|We're ready to perform, Squidward.}}
 {{L|Squilliam|Well, Squiddy, this is exactly how I pictured your band would look. ''[SpongeBob dances]''}}