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{{L|Squilliam|''[Waving his unibrow]'' It's big and valuable. I'm the leader of a big fancy band now, and we're supposed to play the Bubble Bowl next week.}} | {{L|Squilliam|''[Waving his unibrow]'' It's big and valuable. I'm the leader of a big fancy band now, and we're supposed to play the Bubble Bowl next week.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|The ba-ba-ba... The ba-ba-ba... The ba-ba-ba?!?!}} | {{L|Squidward|The ba-ba-ba... The ba-ba-ba... The ba-ba-ba?!?!}} | ||
{{L|Squilliam|That's right. I'm living your dreams Squidward. The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it. So, I was hoping you and your band could cover for us.}} | {{L|Squilliam|That's right. I'm living your dreams, Squidward. The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it. So, I was hoping you and your band could cover for us.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Ohh, uhh, I... I, uhh...}} | {{L|Squidward|Ohh, uhh, I... I, uhh...}} | ||
{{L|Squilliam|I knew it! You don't even have a band! Well, I'll just let you get back to the service industry now.}} | {{L|Squilliam|I knew it! You don't even have a band! Well, I'll just let you get back to the service industry now.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Hold it! It just so happens that I ''don't'' sell fast food, I ''do'' have a band, and we're gonna play that Bubble Bowl! How do you like that, Fancy Boy?!}} | {{L|Squidward|Hold it! It just so happens that I ''don't'' sell fast food, I ''do'' have a band, and we're gonna play that Bubble Bowl! How do you like that, Fancy Boy?!}} | ||
{{L|Squilliam|Good luck next Tuesday. I hope the audience brings lots of... ibuprofen!}} | {{L|Squilliam|Good luck next Tuesday. I hope the audience brings lots of... ibuprofen!}} | ||
{{L|''[Squilliam and Squidward hang up the | {{L|''[Squilliam and Squidward hang up the phones.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I gotta drum up a marching band fast! Drum... haha... band humor.}} | {{L|Squidward|I gotta drum up a marching band fast! Drum... haha... band humor.}} | ||
{{L|''[In the following lines, Sandy, Plankton, Mrs. Puff, Mr. Krabs, and Larry are reading from a poster. Each are in different locations.]''}} | {{L|''[In the following lines, Sandy, Plankton, Mrs. Puff, Mr. Krabs, and Larry are reading from a poster. Each are in different locations.]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[Squidward laughs. Everyone stays silent.]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward laughs. Everyone stays silent.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|When do we get the free food?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|When do we get the free food?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Okay, try to repeat after me. ''[Squidward plays | {{L|Squidward|Okay, try to repeat after me. ''[Squidward plays six notes]'' Brass section, go. ''[brass section repeats badly]'' Good. Now the wind. ''[wind section repeats badly]'' And the drums. ''[drummers misunderstand what Squidward means, so they blow on their sticks which blow out and stick Squidward to the wall]'' Too bad that didn't kill me. ''[Next scene]'' Let's just try stepping in the rhythm. Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Is this the part where we start kicking?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Is this the part where we start kicking?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No, SpongeBob, that's a chorus line.}} | {{L|Squidward|No, SpongeBob, that's a chorus line.}} | ||
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{{L|Narrator|Day two.}} | {{L|Narrator|Day two.}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene shows the band walking down a street playing Semper Fidelis, badly.]''}} | {{L|''[The scene shows the band walking down a street playing Semper Fidelis, badly.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Okay, that's perfect everybody. Bubble Bowl here we come. Flag twirlers, really spin those things. Okay, turn. Flag twirlers, let's go. I wanna see some spinning. Flag twirlers let's move! C'mon, move!}} | {{L|Squidward|Okay, that's perfect, everybody. Bubble Bowl, here we come. Flag twirlers, really spin those things. Okay, turn. Flag twirlers, let's go. I wanna see some spinning. Flag twirlers, let's move! C'mon, move!}} | ||
{{L|''[The flag twirlers spin so hard that they take off into the sky and crash into a blimp, which causes an explosion. A trumpet player plays taps while everyone mourns, except Squidward, who just lies down on the ground.]''}} | {{L|''[The flag twirlers spin so hard that they take off into the sky and crash into a blimp, which causes an explosion. A trumpet player plays taps while everyone mourns, except Squidward, who just lies down on the ground.]''}} | ||
{{L|Narrator|Day three.}} | {{L|Narrator|Day three.}} | ||
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