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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hello, and welcome one, and all your money to ye olde Krusty Krabbie!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hello, and welcome one, and all your money to ye olde Krusty Krabbie!}} | ||
{{L|Ms. Priss|Come along, sisters. Pay no mind to this crimson abomination! ''[Crimson is a shade of red. Priss walks into restaurant with sisters in single file behind her, stopping at the register and Squidward, who is reading a "Gossip" Magazine]''}} | {{L|Ms. Priss|Come along, sisters. Pay no mind to this crimson abomination! ''[Crimson is a shade of red. Priss walks into restaurant with sisters in single file behind her, stopping at the register and Squidward, who is reading a "Gossip" Magazine]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[ | {{L|Squidward|''[notices Priss and screams]''}} | ||
{{L|Ms. Priss|Greetings. Although your establishment seems repugnant and foul in nature, it seems not to offend our sensitivities. It is for that reason, plus the fact that we have been stuck on a tour bus for several days, that my sisters and I would like to eat something here.}} | {{L|Ms. Priss|Greetings. Although your establishment seems repugnant and foul in nature, it seems not to offend our sensitivities. It is for that reason, plus the fact that we have been stuck on a tour bus for several days, that my sisters and I would like to eat something here.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Okay. But first, let me call the mortician and tell him his uniform's been stolen. ''[Squidward cracks up]'' Clothing zinger!}} | {{L|Squidward|Okay. But first, let me call the mortician and tell him his uniform's been stolen. ''[Squidward cracks up]'' Clothing zinger!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! These wretched hags-I mean, these little lovely ladies-are obviously here to eat. So let's sell 'em- I mean, serve them some delicious Krabby Patties!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! These wretched hags-I mean, these little lovely ladies-are obviously here to eat. So let's sell 'em- I mean, serve them some delicious Krabby Patties!}} | ||
{{L|Ms. Priss|Well, Mr...um...}} | {{L|Ms. Priss|Well, Mr...um...}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[pulls eyes off like a top hat]'' Krabs, my lady. ''[places them back]''}} | ||
{{L|Ms. Priss|Mr. Krabs, you know the basic rules of behaving like a civilized bottom feeder. Perhaps your restaurant isn't quite the hive of degenerates it appears to be, and we had you figured all wrong.}} | {{L|Ms. Priss|Mr. Krabs, you know the basic rules of behaving like a civilized bottom feeder. Perhaps your restaurant isn't quite the hive of degenerates it appears to be, and we had you figured all wrong.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|'Course ya did, because you're about to find out. SpongeBob!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|'Course ya did, because you're about to find out. SpongeBob!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[comes with tray of Krabby Patties and sings]'' ♪Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah... I like Krabby Patties! I think they're swell. I like Krabby Patties, can you not tell? Krabby Patties, Krabby Patties. They're so neat. La la la la la. Sweet to eat. La la la la la. Really neat. Sweet to eat. Treat that's neat. Sweet treat sweet treat. ''[utter gibberish]'' La la la la la la la la laaaaaaaa!♪}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[comes with tray of Krabby Patties and sings]'' ♪Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah... I like Krabby Patties! I think they're swell. I like Krabby Patties, can you not tell? Krabby Patties, Krabby Patties. They're so neat. La la la la la. Sweet to eat. La la la la la. Really neat. Sweet to eat. Treat that's neat. Sweet treat sweet treat. ''[utter gibberish]'' La la la la la la la la laaaaaaaa!♪}} | ||
{{L|Ms. Priss|''[blows her whistle, causing everyone to flinch and make SpongeBob fall on the floor, Patties and all]'' Look at this wild hooligan! Running amok, singing, dancing. It's... It's shameless. ''[ | {{L|Ms. Priss|''[blows her whistle, causing everyone to flinch and make SpongeBob fall on the floor, Patties and all]'' Look at this wild hooligan! Running amok, singing, dancing. It's... It's shameless. ''[zooms in on Priss's face]'' Disgusting. Avert your eyes. ''[grabs onto SpongeBob]'' Young man, what has caused you to act like this? I must know!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Actually, ma'am, ''[holds up a Krabby Patty]'' it was the absolute fun and deliciousness of a Krabby Patty.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Actually, ma'am, ''[holds up a Krabby Patty]'' it was the absolute fun and deliciousness of a Krabby Patty.}} | ||
{{L|Ms. Priss|Krabby Patty?}} | {{L|Ms. Priss|Krabby Patty?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, that's right.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, that's right.}} | ||
{{L|Ms. Priss|Well, anything this fun and delicious can't be good. Why, what would this world be if everyone cavorted it in such a manner?}} | {{L|Ms. Priss|Well, anything this fun and delicious can't be good. Why, what would this world be if everyone cavorted it in such a manner?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[outraged]'' Who are you with your tight lips, raised eyebrows, and conservative clothes?}} | ||
{{L|Ms. Priss|I am Ms. Gristlepuss. We are The United Organization Of Fish Against Things That Are Fun And Delicious. Or, T.U.O.O.F.A.T.T.A.F.A.D. for short. And we are going to ban these so called "Krabby Patties", and close your restaurant ''forever''!}} | {{L|Ms. Priss|I am Ms. Gristlepuss. We are The United Organization Of Fish Against Things That Are Fun And Delicious. Or, T.U.O.O.F.A.T.T.A.F.A.D. for short. And we are going to ban these so called "Krabby Patties", and close your restaurant ''forever''!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What the...! ''[SpongeBob cuts in]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What the...! ''[SpongeBob cuts in]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ah, it don't matter anyway, lad. ''[mockingly]'' She can't close us down.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ah, it don't matter anyway, lad. ''[mockingly]'' She can't close us down.}} | ||
{{L|''[cut to the Krusty Krab locked up and has a "Closed" sign on it]''}} | {{L|''[cut to the Krusty Krab locked up and has a "Closed" sign on it]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[shouting]'' She closed us down! I'm ruined! ''[cries]'' How did it come to this?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|You called Ms. Gristlepuss a disgusting old prune, then you threatened her with a french-fry strainer.}} | {{L|Squidward|You called Ms. Gristlepuss a disgusting old prune, then you threatened her with a french-fry strainer.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, I didn't know her husband was the chief of police!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, I didn't know her husband was the chief of police!}} | ||
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{{L|''[Cut back to Mr. Krabs tugging at the lock on the Krusty Krab teary-eyed, then to SpongeBob and Squidward sitting]''}} | {{L|''[Cut back to Mr. Krabs tugging at the lock on the Krusty Krab teary-eyed, then to SpongeBob and Squidward sitting]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|How long has he been standing over there?}} | {{L|Squidward|How long has he been standing over there?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[looks at watch]'' Uh, 4 days.}} | ||
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs walks over]''}} | {{L|''[Mr. Krabs walks over]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|It's no use! ''[ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|It's no use! ''[raises claws, which become weird-like. Both SpongeBob and Squidward are extremely shocked]'' ''[screaming]'' I'm ruined! ''[cries and runs away]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You know, it's too bad. The only way to make Krabby Patties again would be if you opened a place that didn't look like a restaurant and did it secretly.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|You know, it's too bad. The only way to make Krabby Patties again would be if you opened a place that didn't look like a restaurant and did it secretly.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Comes right back]'' That's it! A secret Krusty Krab! ''[Whispering]'' And I know just where to open it.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Comes right back]'' That's it! A secret Krusty Krab! ''[Whispering]'' And I know just where to open it.}} | ||
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