Banned in Bikini Bottom/transcript: Difference between revisions

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 {{L|Squidward|''[the house of cups falls down]'' I knew I shouldn't have gotten out of bed today.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|♪La la la la laaaaaaa... la la la la!♪}}
-{{L|''[a tour bus comes out with Ms. Priss dusting the ground, coming out, and blowing a whistle that signals more ladies that are similar to her. Mr. Krabs is at the door wearing a viking helmet for some reason]''}}
+{{L|''[a tour bus comes out with Miss Gristlepuss dusting the ground, coming out, and blowing a whistle that signals more ladies that are similar to her. Mr. Krabs is at the door wearing a viking helmet for some reason]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hello, and welcome one, and all your money to ye olde Krusty Krabbie!}}
-{{L|Ms. Priss|Come along, sisters. Pay no mind to this crimson abomination! ''[Crimson is a shade of red. Priss walks into restaurant with sisters in single file behind her, stopping at the register and Squidward, who is reading a "Gossip" Magazine]''}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|Come along, sisters. Pay no mind to this crimson abomination! ''[Crimson is a shade of red. Gristlepuss walks into restaurant with sisters in single file behind her, stopping at the register and Squidward, who is reading a "Gossip" Magazine]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[notices Priss and screams]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[notices Gristlepuss and screams]''}}
-{{L|Ms. Priss|Greetings. Although your establishment seems repugnant and foul in nature, it seems not to offend our sensitivities. It is for that reason, plus the fact that we have been stuck on a tour bus for several days, that my sisters and I would like to eat something here.}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|Greetings. Although your establishment seems repugnant and foul in nature, it seems not to offend our sensitivities. It is for that reason, plus the fact that we have been stuck on a tour bus for several days, that my sisters and I would like to eat something here.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Okay. But first, let me call the mortician and tell him his uniform's been stolen. ''[Squidward cracks up]'' Clothing zinger!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! These wretched hags-I mean, these little lovely ladies-are obviously here to eat. So let's sell 'em- I mean, serve them some delicious Krabby Patties!}}
-{{L|Ms. Priss|Well, Mr...um...}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|Well, Mr...um...}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[pulls eyes off like a top hat]'' Krabs, my lady. ''[places them back]''}}
-{{L|Ms. Priss|Mr. Krabs, you know the basic rules of behaving like a civilized bottom feeder. Perhaps your restaurant isn't quite the hive of degenerates it appears to be, and we had you figured all wrong.}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|Mr. Krabs, you know the basic rules of behaving like a civilized bottom feeder. Perhaps your restaurant isn't quite the hive of degenerates it appears to be, and we had you figured all wrong.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|'Course ya did, because you're about to find out. SpongeBob!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[comes with tray of Krabby Patties and sings]'' ♪Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah... I like Krabby Patties! I think they're swell. I like Krabby Patties, can you not tell?  Krabby Patties, Krabby Patties.  They're so neat.  La la la la la. Sweet to eat.  La la la la la. Really neat. Sweet to eat.  Treat that's neat.  Sweet treat sweet treat. ''[utter gibberish]'' La la la la la la la la laaaaaaaa!♪}}
-{{L|Ms. Priss|''[blows her whistle, causing everyone to flinch and make SpongeBob fall on the floor, Patties and all]'' Look at this wild hooligan! Running amok, singing, dancing. It's... It's shameless. ''[zooms in on Priss's face]'' Disgusting. Avert your eyes. ''[grabs onto SpongeBob]'' Young man, what has caused you to act like this? I must know!}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|''[blows her whistle, causing everyone to flinch and make SpongeBob fall on the floor, Patties and all]'' Look at this wild hooligan! Running amok, singing, dancing. It's... It's shameless. ''[zooms in on Gristlepuss' face]'' Disgusting. Avert your eyes. ''[grabs onto SpongeBob]'' Young man, what has caused you to act like this? I must know!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Actually, ma'am, ''[holds up a Krabby Patty]'' it was the absolute fun and deliciousness of a Krabby Patty.}}
-{{L|Ms. Priss|Krabby Patty?}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|Krabby Patty?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, that's right.}}
-{{L|Ms. Priss|Well, anything this fun and delicious can't be good. Why, what would this world be if everyone cavorted it in such a manner?}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|Well, anything this fun and delicious can't be good. Why, what would this world be if everyone cavorted it in such a manner?}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[outraged]'' Who are you with your tight lips, raised eyebrows, and conservative clothes?}}
-{{L|Ms. Priss|I am Ms. Gristlepuss. We are The United Organization Of Fish Against Things That Are Fun And Delicious. Or, T.U.O.O.F.A.T.T.A.F.A.D. for short. And we are going to ban these so called "Krabby Patties," and close your restaurant ''forever''!}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|I am Ms. Gristlepuss. We are The United Organization Of Fish Against Things That Are Fun And Delicious. Or, T.U.O.O.F.A.T.T.A.F.A.D. for short. And we are going to ban these so called "Krabby Patties," and close your restaurant ''forever''!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|What the...! ''[SpongeBob cuts in]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Ms. Gristlepuss, maybe if you were to taste the Krabby Patty for yourself, you too could experience the ''awesome pleasure''.}}
-{{L|Ms. Priss|I would soon as sprout legs and do the Watusi!}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|I would soon as sprout legs and do the Watusi!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Ooh! Okay.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ah, it don't matter anyway, lad. ''[mockingly]'' She can't close us down.}}
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 {{L|Squidward|You called Ms. Gristlepuss a disgusting old prune, then you threatened her with a french-fry strainer.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, I didn't know her husband was the chief of police!}}
-{{L|''[Cut to behind SpongeBob, Squidward and Mr. Krabs, where Priss and 4 look-alikes stand in front of a muscular police officer going into a police car]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut to behind SpongeBob, Squidward and Mr. Krabs, where Gristlepuss and 4 look-alikes stand in front of a muscular police officer going into a police car]''}}
-{{L|Ms. Priss|Thanks again, Al.}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|Thanks again, Al.}}
 {{L|Al|Any time, honey. See you at home for dinner. Mmm! ''[licks his lips]'' I'm starving. ''[drives away]'' Yee-haw!}}
-{{L|Ms. Priss|I just love that man.}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|I just love that man.}}
 {{L|''[Cut back to Mr. Krabs tugging at the lock on the Krusty Krab teary-eyed, then to SpongeBob and Squidward sitting]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|How long has he been standing over there?}}
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 {{L|Al|Hello, this is officer Al, chief of police.}}
 {{L|Plankton|Cops, I need you!}}
-{{L|''[cuts to police cars going towards the secret restaurant. Miss Priss rides in Al's car]''}}
+{{L|''[cuts to police cars going towards the secret restaurant. Miss Gristlepuss rides in Al's car]''}}
-{{L|Miss Priss|''[points to restaurant]'' There! ''[they arrive and people flee from them. Cut to the entrance. There was a knock on the door]''}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|''[points to restaurant]'' There! ''[they arrive and people flee from them. Cut to the entrance. There was a knock on the door]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[opens hatch]'' What's the pas-- ''[the police bust in and the door falls on Patrick]'' Nope, that's not it!}}
 {{L|''[people are screaming as the police invade the house. Plankton lifts up the bun from a Krabby Patty and laughs. Three fish flee the couch and a S.W.A.T. team member beats up the Krabby Patties. They also run over Gary, who is dizzy and retreats into his shell. They pack up Krabby Patties in huge bags]''}}
-{{L|Miss Priss|You missed one!}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|You missed one!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, Ms. Gristlepuss! I'm sorry we sold Krabby Patties. But do you really have to send us to jail?}}
-{{L|Miss Priss|Of course I do! You are a nuisance to my community!}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|Of course I do! You are a nuisance to my community!}}
 {{L|Al|You tell him, honey! Ha! ''[eats a Krabby Patty]'' That's my girl!}}
-{{L|Miss Priss|''[gasp]'' Al! What are you doing!?}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|''[gasp]'' Al! What are you doing!?}}
 {{L|Al|Having some lunch.}}
-{{L|Miss Priss|Unhand that sandwich at once! ''[runs towards him]''}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|Unhand that sandwich at once! ''[runs towards him]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Ms. Gristlepuss! Look out!}}
-{{L|Miss Priss|What?}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|What?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Your shoe's untied!}}
-{{L|Miss Priss|It is? ''[trips]'' Oh! ''[falls down to the ground. The Krabby Patty flies from Al's hand]''}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|It is? ''[trips]'' Oh! ''[falls down to the ground. The Krabby Patty flies from Al's hand]''}}
-{{L|Al|''[slow-motion]'' Oooooohhh... ''[in slow-motion, the Krabby Patty falls into Miss Priss's mouth. She chews and swallows it as Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and Al stare at her. She then opens her mouth]''}}
+{{L|Al|''[slow-motion]'' Oooooohhh... ''[in slow-motion, the Krabby Patty falls into Miss Gristlepuss' mouth. She chews and swallows it as Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and Al stare at her. She then opens her mouth]''}}
-{{L|Miss Priss|Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh ♪Aaaaaaahhhhhh!♪ ''[she turns happy and bursts into song]'' ♪I like Krabby Patties! I think they're swell. Can you not tell? Krabby Patties, Krabby Patties, they're so neat! La la la la la la la la la la♪}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh ♪Aaaaaaahhhhhh!♪ ''[she turns happy and bursts into song]'' ♪I like Krabby Patties! I think they're swell. Can you not tell? Krabby Patties, Krabby Patties, they're so neat! La la la la la la la la la la♪}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[imitates her voice]'' ♪La la la la la la la la laaaaaaaa!♪ ''[normal voice]'' Really neat. ''[chuckles]''}}
-{{L|Miss Priss|♪Sweet to eat!♪}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|♪Sweet to eat!♪}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|♪Treat that's neat!♪}}
-{{L|Miss Priss & SpongeBob|''[utter gibberish]'' ♪Aaaaaaannndddd...♪ ''[they drop to the ground]'' ♪dismount!♪}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss & SpongeBob|''[utter gibberish]'' ♪Aaaaaaannndddd...♪ ''[they drop to the ground]'' ♪dismount!♪}}
-{{L|Miss Priss|That was wonderful! I... I feel... reborn!}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|That was wonderful! I... I feel... reborn!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Does that mean you're not sending us to the slammer?}}
-{{L|Miss Priss|Of course, my dear boy. I'm a kinder, gentler fish. And I owe it all to you.}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|Of course, my dear boy. I'm a kinder, gentler fish. And I owe it all to you.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Don't forget the spatula! ''[Mr. Krabs, Miss Priss, Al, and the others laugh. Al goes towards Miss Priss]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Don't forget the spatula! ''[Mr. Krabs, Miss Gristlepuss, Al, and the others laugh. Al goes towards Miss Gristlepuss]''}}
-{{L|Miss Priss|Don't push it, Al.}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|Don't push it, Al.}}
-{{L|Plankton|''[lifts bun from a Krabby Patty]'' Darn it! Argh! Once again, so close and yet so far! When am I gonna- oh! ''[He hides in the patty as Miss Priss picks it up]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[lifts bun from a Krabby Patty]'' Darn it! Argh! Once again, so close and yet so far! When am I gonna- oh! ''[He hides in the patty as Miss Gristlepuss picks it up]''}}
-{{L|Miss Priss|Well, I think I'll have another one. ''[She bites into it, revealing Plankton in the burger's core]''}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|Well, I think I'll have another one. ''[She bites into it, revealing Plankton in the burger's core]''}}
-{{L|Plankton|Oh dear. ''[He screams as Miss Priss goes in for a second bite. A "The End" card is shown and a gulp sound can be heard]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|Oh dear. ''[He screams as Miss Gristlepuss goes in for a second bite. A "The End" card is shown and a gulp sound can be heard]''}}
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