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{{L|''[in Jellyfish Fields]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Breaker, breaker outer perimeter, looks clear. Over.}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Robert, Robert...uhh...Ronald, Ronald. Ryan, Marger.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Are you sure you're not trying to say Roger?}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Oh, wait I got it. Ringo...}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, we have visual contact. Now taking evasive action. Subject still in close proximity. Over.}} | |||
{{L|Marger|Who the barnacles called me?}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Hello? ''[Gets beat up by Marger]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Please reply.}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|I wonder if I can order pizza with these things.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Please, contact immanent Patrick. Respond now. Please. Please! Stupid Marger, that why I didn't marry her. ''[foghorn]''}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, you're going to need to speak up. My eardrums aren't what they used to be.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|I can't speak up Patrick, there's a jellyfish here and I'm worried it might sting me if i make any loud... ''[SpongeBob bumps Patrick and he screams]''... noises.}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Oops. ''[they run away. The jellyfish shrugs it off]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Is he still after us, Patrick?}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|I don't know, buddy.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Should we turn around and check?}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Ok. ''[they trip over something]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I think I landed on my pain center.}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|I think I landed on a rock.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, look! There's a weird thing sticking out of the ground right there.}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|That's just Squidward sunbathing again. ''[Squidward lowers down his sunglasses]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, not that, Patrick. This!}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|What is it?}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|I don't know, Patrick. I think something's buried underneath it. And I'm gonna go get some shovels so we can dig it up.}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|We?}} | |||
{{L|''[cut to large piles of dirt]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Nothing like a little manual labor to put some hair on your chest, right, Patrick?}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|I'll say. ''[his entire chest is covered with hair]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Plus look at what we unearthed! A UFO! ''[looks inside]'' Go on, you first. ''[Patrick climbs down a ladder]'' Kinda dark, isn't it?}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, dark.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, there has to be a light switch around here somewhere. Found it. Excuse me, sir. ''[pulls off a skeleton and proceeds to start the submarine]'' Hey, Patrick, look! We're moving! And here's the steering wheel!}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Hold it there, SpongeBob. You better let me drive.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Gimme that wheel!}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|No! Let go! I wanna drive! ''[the submarine goes crazy]''}} | |||
{{L|''[scene cuts to the Krusty Krab]''}} | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I don't understand, Squidward. Where are all the customers? I know the Krusty Krab isn't Bikini Bottom's most prestigious eatery, but at least it's better than that salty old Chum Bucket across the street. And that's our only competition.}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|Am I getting paid extra for this conversation?}} | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, come on, Squidward. Can't you pretend to listen for just once in your life? Do it for old Mr. Krabs.}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|Well, since you can't bring any customers into the Krusty Krab, have you ever thought about bringing the Krusty Krab to the customers?}} | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Quiet, Squidward, I'm brainstorming! Ooh, ooh! What if instead of bringing customers to the Krusty Krab, we could bring the Krusty Krab to the customers?}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|La la la la la la la la la la.}} | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yes, of course! But how? ''[the submarine crashes into the Krusty Krab]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Can we park here? Hey, Mr. Krabs! Look what Patrick and I found! We're gonna use it to go on a long journey.}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Or even around the block!}} | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's it! We'll take the Krusty Krab on the road. ''[cuts to outside]'' So long, boys. Make me lots of money!}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Bye, Squidward. Bye, Mr. Krabs. ''[dreamily]'' Bye, Squidward.}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|You said "Bye, Squidward" twice.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|I like Squidward.}} | |||
{{L|Plankton|''[looking through a telescope]'' A traveling restaurant, eh? It's not fair! I had that idea years ago! No matter. If Mr. Krabs wants to play dirty, then Plankton's ready for his turn to take his turn. ''[laughs and turns the fist from the Chum Bucket building into a flying vehicle]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hello!}} | |||
{{L|Man|Hello.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Could I interest you in a Krabby Patty?}} | |||
{{L|Man|No thanks.}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Now what?}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|I don't know, Patrick. Mr. Krabs said if we didn't find customers, not to come back. ''[to Man]'' Uh, are you sure you don't want to be out first customer, sir.}} | |||
{{L|Man|Yeah, I'm pretty sure. ''[walks away]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait! We'll pay you!}} | |||
{{L|Man|Hey, thanks again, guys. Good luck with the restaurant!}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Thanks, sir, come again!}} | |||
{{L|Plankton|Those nincompoops are better salesmen than I suspected. ''[an alarm sets off]''}} | |||
{{L|Voice|Customer approaching.}} | |||
{{L|Plankton|Hello, little boy. Would you like a chum burger?}} | |||
{{L|Boy|Uh, does it come in raspberry?}} | |||
{{L|Plankton|Um, no.}} | |||
{{L|Boy|Blueberry?}} | |||
{{L|Plankton|No.}} | |||
{{L|Boy|Uh...raspberry?}} | |||
{{L|Plankton|Ah, come on, kid. You asked me that already. Now quit wasting my time!}} | |||
{{L|Mable|Hey, you can't talk to my son that way! Who do you think you are?}} | |||
{{L|Plankton|I'm Plankton, you old hag. And your son smells like boogers.}} | |||
{{L|Truck Driver|Hey, you can't talk about my wife that way. What do you think this is?}} | |||
{{L|Plankton|I think it's time for you to lose some weight, fatty. That's what this is.}} | |||
{{L|Mary|You can't talk about my grandson like that. Someone oughta put you in a mental hospital.}} | |||
{{L|Plankton|Someone should put you in a box floating down the river, Grandma!}} | |||
{{L|Mary|You're probably right.}} | |||
{{L|Plankton|You people are crazy. I'm getting out of here. ''[people start throwing rocks]'' What the? No! Controls malfunctioning!}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Patrick.}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Yeah?}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Weren't you supposed to be on kitchen duty? ''[cut to the kitchen, where the patties are burnt]'' Oh, no. You burnt all the patties. It's hard as a rock. How are we gonna find someone who would buy these?}} | |||
{{L|Truck Driver|Hey, the rocks are all gone.}} | |||
{{L|Crowd|Aww! ''[Plankton smiles]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Folks, have I got a deal for you. ''[the crowd sees the hard patties. They buy them and proceed to hit Plankton with them]''}} | |||
{{L|Jack|Alright, get 'im!}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs is gonna be so proud of us when he sees how good we're doing. See any new customers, Patrick?}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|No, but I see a sign. It says. "Warning: Ab... eyes?"}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Let me see. ''[looks through periscope]'' No, Patrick, that says "Abyss."}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|OK. What's an abyss, SpongeBob?}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|An abyss is a bottomless...''[the submarine falls down the abyss]''...chasm! ''[an alarm goes off]'' Pat, we're falling!}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|And now we're being bathed in an eerie red light!}} | |||
{{L|Plankton|''[sees it falling]'' Yes! Yes!}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|And now a deafening warning siren! ''[SpongeBob imitates the sound. the submarine hits a sludgy item, which turns out to be the head of the Sea Monster]''}} | |||
{{L|Sea Monster|''[shouts]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Look, Patrick! We've floated back up, out of the deep, dark, depressing, horrible abyss! ''[looks at the Sea Monster]''}} | |||
{{L|Sea Monster|Hey! Who are you calling dark and depressing?}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|We didn't mean it that way, Mr. Sea Monster, sir! What we really wanna know is... are you hungry?}} | |||
{{L|Sea Monster|Hungry? I've been asleep for 79 years. Which means my last meal was 79 years ago. Yes, I'm hungry.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Then try one of our Krabby Patties.}} | |||
{{L|Sea Monster|Mmm! That's the best thing I've tasted since that sewer spill...back in '76. I'll take 640 of them.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Woo hoo!}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Order...uh...up! ''[the Sea Monster gives them large wads of cash]''}} | |||
{{L|Plankton|Now that those two are out of the picture, all of the customers will come running to me. ''[looks at the Sea Monster paying them]'' This calls for drastic measures! Okay, you bums, time for the second course; Chum Charges!}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob! Our hull's been breached. Do you know what that means?}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|No!}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Neither do I!}} | |||
{{L|Plankton|Yes! I sunk the Krusty Krab! I sunk the Krusty Krab! I sunk the... ''[the vehicle crashes into a cavern wall]'' Ah, who needs that Rust Bucket anyhow.}} | |||
{{L|Sea Monster|Come on in there! I want more sandwiches!}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|''[a piece of chum enters]'' SpongeBob, look!}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|What is it?}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|It's a liquid.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, it's a solid! It's a solid!}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|It's a "lol-squid."}} | |||
{{L|Sea Monster|All right, what's going on in there? Hey, that looks like a sandwich to me!}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|But not just a sandwich. It's a...Chumwich.}} | |||
{{L|Sea Monster|''[eats it]'' Mmm! Now that's a sandwich!}} | |||
{{L|''[cut to a sequence of SpongeBob making Chumwiches, Patrick collecting the Chum, and the Sea Monster paying them for the chumwiches]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Anything else before we shove off?}} | |||
{{L|Sea Monster|I want dessert!}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|We don't have desserts.}} | |||
{{L|Plankton|''[lands from his parachute]'' Don't give another penny to those fast-food phonies. That's right, they stole my idea. My, my, my...''[the end of the periscope falls off, he falls down and rolls into some mud]''}} | |||
{{L|Sea Monster|Hey, a choclate eclair! Now that looks like dessert to me!}} | |||
{{L|Plankton|No! No, no, no, no! You've got it all wrong, see... Hey! ''[the Sea Monster chases Plankton]''}} | |||
{{L|''[cut to the Krusty Krab]''}} | |||
{{L|Janitor|''[repairing the windows SpongeBob and Patrick broke previously]'' There you are, Mr. Krabs, just like new again.}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|Now all we have to do is keep SpongeBob away from the...''[the submarine crashes into the windows]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|We're back, Mr. Krabs!}} | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Tell me all about it, please. Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me!}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|You wouldn't believe it Mr. Krabs, we had so many new customers!}} | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I don't care about that. Tell me about the money.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|There we were at the bottom of a deep, dark, abyss. And we had to let go of something heavy.}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|And paper.}} | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You let go of all the money I earned as ballast?}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[he and Patrick nod their heads]'' But on the bright side, we did manage to bring back 37,000 pounds of these decorative deep sea rocks!}} | |||
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