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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps]'' No, it's impossible. I must've counted me money a dozen times, and it still comes up short. Profits are down. Oh, I feel sorry for me self. ''[walks out of office]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps]'' No, it's impossible. I must've counted me money a dozen times, and it still comes up short. Profits are down. Oh, I feel sorry for me self. ''[walks out of office]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Would you like a drink with that order?}} | {{L|Squidward|Would you like a drink with that order?}} | ||
{{L|Customer|Oh no, thanks. I got me one of those new | {{L|Customer|Oh no, thanks. I got me one of those new KelpShakes before I came in here.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|That comes out to two dollars even.}} | {{L|Squidward|That comes out to two dollars even.}} | ||
{{L|Customer|Wow, what a steal.}} | {{L|Customer|Wow, what a steal.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What the...why didn't that guy order a deliciously over-priced fountain beverage with his krabby patty?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What the...why didn't that guy order a deliciously over-priced fountain beverage with his krabby patty?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, we haven't sold a single soda in days.}} | {{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, we haven't sold a single soda in days.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What? Why not? ''[SpongeBob | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What? Why not? ''[Mr. Krabs sees SpongeBob slurping a soda can loudly]'' All right, boy, it's done! You're gonna suck the whole cup down your gullet if you're not careful.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, Mr Krabs, it's just that this | {{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, Mr Krabs, it's just that this KelpShake tastes so good.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs| | {{L|Mr. Krabs|KelpShake?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Look around ya. Everyone's enjoying a delicious | {{L|SpongeBob|Look around ya. Everyone's enjoying a delicious KelpShake. ''[everyone is slurping their KelpShakes]'' Mm-mm. I'll be right back, Mr Krabs. I'm gonna get a refill.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Refill? That's it. Listen up, everybody! New rule: | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Refill? That's it. Listen up, everybody! New rule: No outside drinks. No exceptions! ''[everyone leaves with their KelpShakes]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|That's telling them.}} | {{L|Squidward|That's telling them.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Grr. I better get to the bottom of this. ''[Squidward secretly sips his | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Grr. I better get to the bottom of this. ''[Squidward secretly sips his KelpShake when Mr. Krabs leaves. Mr. Krabs walks outside]'' Ah! A new store! ''[store is shaped like a KelpShake]'' On my block! Taking my customers. ''[gasps]'' Pearl. ''[Pearl is drinking a KelpShake]'' Me own flesh and blood. How could you do this to your papa?}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|What are you talking about, Dad?}} | {{L|Pearl|What are you talking about, Dad?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm talking about this. ''[points to | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm talking about this. ''[points to KelpShake]''}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|Once you taste the secret goodness of a | {{L|Pearl|Once you taste the secret goodness of a KelpShake... ''[slurping]'' You can't have just one.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[tries taking the | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Let me see that. ''[tries taking the KelpShake from Pearl but she pulls it back]''}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|Buy your own.}} | {{L|Pearl|Buy your own.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Why I wouldn't give them a cent.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Why I wouldn't give them a cent.}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Then you do understand. ''[starts to cry..]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Then you do understand. ''[starts to cry..]''}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|Dad, you're embarrassing me. ''[drags her dad a few more feet before prying him off]'' Oh, get away. ''[Mr. Krabs is still crying]''}} | {{L|Pearl|Dad, you're embarrassing me. ''[drags her dad a few more feet before prying him off]'' Oh, get away. ''[Mr. Krabs is still crying]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, no! Confound you, new | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, no! Confound you, new KelpShake store. What's your secret? ''[gasps]'' Of course. Plankton, I bet he's behind this. A-ha! I knew you were behind this!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Pardon me, I've done nothing wrong.}} | {{L|Plankton|Pardon me, I've done nothing wrong.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Then how do you explain this? ''[ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Then how do you explain this? ''[points to the KelpShake resturaunt]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Holy Moly, how'd that happen?}} | {{L|Plankton|Holy Moly, how'd that happen?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't try that with me, Plankton. This new store is ruining me business.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't try that with me, Plankton. This new store is ruining me business.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Really?! Wait a minute! That's my job! ''[groans]'' Blast it! It's bad enough I have to compete with this joker. Now there's this?! | {{L|Plankton|Really?! Wait a minute! That's my job! ''[groans]'' Blast it! It's bad enough I have to compete with this joker. Now there's this?! KelpShakes.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Wow. I guess you're not behind this afterall. Plankton, they have... a secret formula.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Wow. I guess you're not behind this afterall. Plankton, they have... a secret formula.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|No, not another secret. And if there's a secret, I want to know about it! ''[rumbling]''}} | {{L|Plankton|No, not another secret. And if there's a secret, I want to know about it! ''[rumbling]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|You said it.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You said it.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[runs off as Mr. Krabs chases him]'' I love being hated.}} | {{L|Plankton|''[runs off as Mr. Krabs chases him]'' I love being hated.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hey, get back here you little booger!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hey, get back here you little booger!}}</p> | ||
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