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 {{L|Patrick|Huh. Oh! ''[holds up a lamp]'' This looks like a nice baby girl. ''[turns the lamp on]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|She's nice, but she's not a baby. ''[Patrick throws the lamp.]'' Wait a minute. ''[SpongeBob runs to a wheelchair and looks down.]'' I found the baby.}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob turns the wheelchair around and shows Patrick the baby. But it wasn't a baby, it was Mary's mother from "[[Chocolate With Nuts|Chocolate with Nuts]]." She is shown asleep and it startles Patrick.]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob turns the wheelchair around and shows Patrick the baby. But it wasn't a baby, it was Mary's mother from "Chocolate with Nuts." She is shown asleep and it startles Patrick.]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Eek! That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, all babies are beautiful. Even the ugly ones, and we don't know the baby's name is.}}
 {{L|Patrick|She looks like she's been in the tub too long. Let's call her Baby Prunes.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|What a pretty name! Little Baby Prunes.}}
-{{L|''[They both laugh until Mary's mother wakes up and screams as she sees SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
+{{L|''[They both laugh until Baby Prunes wakes up and screams as she sees SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
-{{L|Mary's Mother|Who are you?! Where's lazy Mary?!}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|Who are you?! Where's lazy Mary?!}}
 {{L|Patrick|The baby can talk!}}
-{{L|Mary's Mother|Help! Help! It's a robbery!}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|Help! Help! It's a robbery!}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob puts a pacifier in her mouth.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|No, Patrick, Baby Prunes is just mimicking what she's heard. It's just baby talk. She's babbling.}}
-{{L|Mary's Mother|''[spits out the pacifier] ''I'm not babbling, you bone heads!}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|''[spits out the pacifier] ''I'm not babbling, you bone heads!}}
-{{L|Patrick|Feeding time! ''[pulls out a spoon full of food]'' Here comes the airplane. ''[makes train noises and puts the food into Mary's mother's mouth, but she spits it out]'' Yum. Playtime! ''[Patrick dumps out some blocks and throws the bottle away.]'' Kids love to build things with blocks!}}
+{{L|Patrick|Feeding time! ''[pulls out a spoon full of food]'' Here comes the airplane. ''[makes train noises and puts the food into Baby Prunes' mouth, but she spits it out]'' Yum. Playtime! ''[Patrick dumps out some blocks and throws the bottle away.]'' Kids love to build things with blocks!}}
-{{L|Mary's Mother|''[chuckles] ''Oh, I'll build something alright.}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|''[chuckles] ''Oh, I'll build something alright.}}
 {{L|''[We cut a bubble transition to all the blocks built into a jail with SpongeBob and Patrick in it. SpongeBob writes on the wall. Inside the play jail, there is a toilet, a pipe, a bunch, and a shelf filled with books. SpongeBob checks his watch.]''}}
-{{L|Mary's Mother|Put me down you yellow scouring pad! Unhand me! ''[cuts to SpongeBob walking to a spot in Mary's house and Patrick pulls out a baby cradle.]'' No! ''[SpongeBob puts Mary's Mother in the cradle.]'' Get me out of here! ''[SpongeBob puts on a baby hat Mary's Mother tucks her in a blanket and staples it to the cradle.]'' Ow! Ugh! Ouch! ''[Screams.}''}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|Put me down you yellow scouring pad! Unhand me! ''[cuts to SpongeBob walking to a spot in Mary's house and Patrick pulls out a baby cradle.]'' No! ''[SpongeBob puts Baby Prunes in the cradle.]'' Get me out of here! ''[SpongeBob puts on a baby hat Baby Prunes tucks her in a blanket and staples it to the cradle.]'' Ow! Ugh! Ouch! ''[Screams.}''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Oooo! Who's a colicky baby? It's you! ''[SpongeBob tickles Mary's Mother in the neck with one finger.]'' Coochy coochy coo!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oooo! Who's a colicky baby? It's you! ''[SpongeBob tickles Baby Prunes in the neck with one finger.]'' Coochy coochy coo!}}
-{{L|Mary's Mother|Bleh.}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|Bleh.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I'll go up and prepare a bath for Baby Prunes for when she wakes up.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Okay. While you're doing that I'll just space out. Uhhh...}}
-{{L|''[As SpongeBob goes upstairs, Patrick's eyes turn upwards and drools. Mary's Mother looks at Patrick with his eyes upwards and then escapes from the cradle by using a secret door at the bottom of the cradle, and runs away chuckling evilly. Meanwhile, upstairs, SpongeBob is in Mary's bathroom. SpongeBob turns on a faucet in the bathtub.]''}}
+{{L|''[As SpongeBob goes upstairs, Patrick's eyes turn upwards and drools. Baby Prunes looks at Patrick with his eyes upwards and then escapes from the cradle by using a secret door at the bottom of the cradle, and runs away chuckling evilly. Meanwhile, upstairs, SpongeBob is in Mary's bathroom. SpongeBob turns on a faucet in the bathtub.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Strange... There don't seem to be any baby items in here. Hmm... ''[looks in a cabinet to find not baby items but old-woman stuff.]'' Okay, pills, pills, dentures, more pills, hemorrhoid cream. ''[SpongeBob closes the cabinet but then notices a little birthday note stuck on the bottom-left corner of the cabinet.]'' "Happy birthday to mother on her 137th birthday." Aw. ''[gasps and realizes the truth]'' 137th birthday?! Ohhhh! Baby Prunes isn't a baby, she's an old lady!}}
-{{L|''[Meanwhile, Mary's mother is trying to escape from Mary's house by using her tongue to unlock the door]''}}
+{{L|''[Meanwhile, Baby Prunes is trying to escape from Mary's house by using her tongue to unlock the door]''}}
-{{L|Mary's Mother|Come on, come on! ''[Just then Patrick comes along with his eyes still upwards]''}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|Come on, come on! ''[Just then Patrick comes along with his eyes still upwards]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|Is that a puppy I hear? I didn't know they had a puppy. What is it, puppy? You wanna go out?'' [Mary's Mother frees her tongue out, a light bulb appears on top of her head]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Is that a puppy I hear? I didn't know they had a puppy. What is it, puppy? You wanna go out?'' [Baby Prunes frees her tongue out, a light bulb appears on top of her head]''}}
-{{L|Mary's Mother|Oh. ''[barking]''}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|Oh. ''[barking]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|There you go, puppy.}}
-{{L|Mary's Mother|So long sucker! ''[maniacal laughing]'' Uh... ''[barking] ''}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|So long sucker! ''[maniacal laughing]'' Uh... ''[barking] ''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Huh, the puppy knows baby talk too... ''[Just then SpongeBob comes in from the stairs]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! She's not a baby''! [SpongeBob falls from down the stairs and hits Patrick and looks around while he's on Patrick's stomach.] ''Where's Baby Prunes?}}
 {{L|Patrick|I dunno, I just let the puppy out.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|That was no puppy! ''[SpongeBob is jumping on Patrick's stomach]'' That was an old lady! An old lady that we're responsible for! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick scream and run outside to find Mary's Mother]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|That was no puppy! ''[SpongeBob is jumping on Patrick's stomach]'' That was an old lady! An old lady that we're responsible for! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick scream and run outside to find Baby Prunes]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|If you were an old lady where would you go?!}}
 {{L|Patrick|Ah, I don't know back in time?!}}
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 {{L|French Narrator|Meanwhile... ''[cuts to a scene into a lava surf place.]''}}
 {{L|Surfers|Yeah!}}
-{{L|Mary's Mother|Yee-Haw! Lavabunga! ''[While Mary's Mother is having fun the other surfers on gone and loses the challenge, then she laughs maniacally then we cut to a scene where their parachuting]''}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|Yee-Haw! Lavabunga! ''[While Baby Prunes is having fun the other surfers on gone and loses the challenge, then she laughs maniacally then we cut to a scene where their parachuting]''}}
 {{L|Skydiver|What are you doing you don't have a parachute?}}
-{{L|Mary's Mother|Parachutes are for babies. ''[then she jumps and laughs maniacally while the skydiver is surprised]'' Oh yeah! ''[she falls into a haystack]''}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|Parachutes are for babies. ''[then she jumps and laughs maniacally while the skydiver is surprised]'' Oh yeah! ''[she falls into a haystack]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Prunes!}}
 {{L|Patrick|Old lady Prunes!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Old-Lady Baby Prunes! ''[Mary's Mother is wrestling and throws a boxer on SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Old-Lady Baby Prunes! ''[Baby Prunes is wrestling and throws a boxer on SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
-{{L|Mary's Mother|Well, if it isn't my two babysitters! you humiliated me!}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|Well, if it isn't my two babysitters! you humiliated me!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Prunes, you're alive!}}
 {{L|Patrick|And still talking baby talk! ''[They run to her and she mumbles angrily]''}}
-{{L|Mary's Mother|Why! ''[she then punches them in the face] ''}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|Why! ''[she then punches them in the face] ''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Ahh, Prunie wants to play nice old lady ''[then she repeatedly hits them until they become realistic]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Ah, boxing tired her out. ''[then they fall out of the tree]''}}