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{{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|French Narrator|Welcome to Bikini Bottom, where can be found some of the finest specimens of undersea life. ''[chuckles]'' Well, you know. ''[Patrick is sleeping and the mailfish walks by and puts a box in his open mouth as he is yawning and waking up, he grabs it and quickly opens it, and it turns out to be a shiny, gold trophy]''}} | {{EpisodeTranscript}} | ||
{{L|French Narrator|Welcome to Bikini Bottom, where can be found some of the finest specimens of undersea life. ''[chuckles]'' Well, you know. ''[Patrick is sleeping and the mailfish walks by and puts a box in his open mouth as he is yawning and waking up, he grabs it and quickly opens it, and it turns out to be a shiny, gold trophy]''}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|An award? I never got an award before! Eeeee! Look rock, I got an award. ''[antenna on top of rock breaks]'' Jellyfish, I got an award. ''[jellyfish zap him and he jumps up above the surface]'' Island, I got an awar... ''[chokes for air and floats back down]'' I gotta show SpongeBob.}} | {{L|Patrick|An award? I never got an award before! Eeeee! Look rock, I got an award. ''[antenna on top of rock breaks]'' Jellyfish, I got an award. ''[jellyfish zap him and he jumps up above the surface]'' Island, I got an awar... ''[chokes for air and floats back down]'' I gotta show SpongeBob.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[building a house of cards looking like Gary]'' Hold still, Gary.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[building a house of cards looking like Gary]'' Hold still, Gary.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Don't give up, Patrick. This time I've got something I know you can do. We're gonna open a jar. ''[gets a jar and opens the lid]'' Easy. Now you try. First get a jar. ''[Patrick gets out a pickle]'' Patrick, that's a pickle.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Don't give up, Patrick. This time I've got something I know you can do. We're gonna open a jar. ''[gets a jar and opens the lid]'' Easy. Now you try. First get a jar. ''[Patrick gets out a pickle]'' Patrick, that's a pickle.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yes.}} | {{L|Patrick|Yes.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You need a jar. ''[Patrick picks up a spatula]'' No. ''[Patrick takes his pants off]'' No. ''[Patrick picks up SpongeBob]'' No. Try... this! ''[gives Patrick a jar]'' Now take the lid off the jar. ''[Patrick puts the lid in his mouth]'' Just relax. Lift your hand. ''[Patrick lifts his hand]'' Great! We're almost there. Now put it on the lid. ''[Patrick puts his hand on counter]'' No, the lid. ''[Patrick slides his hand to the corner of the counter]'' ''[Patrick tries for the lid over and over as SpongeBob keeps telling him "the lid" | {{L|SpongeBob|You need a jar. ''[Patrick picks up a spatula]'' No. ''[Patrick takes his pants off]'' No. ''[Patrick picks up SpongeBob]'' No. Try... this! ''[gives Patrick a jar]'' Now take the lid off the jar. ''[Patrick puts the lid in his mouth]'' Just relax. Lift your hand. ''[Patrick lifts his hand]'' Great! We're almost there. Now put it on the lid. ''[Patrick puts his hand on counter]'' No, the lid. ''[Patrick slides his hand to the corner of the counter]'' ''[Patrick tries for the lid over and over as SpongeBob keeps telling him "the lid," Patrick pants due to exhaustion; few seconds later, Patrick is almost there]'' Freeze! ''[Patrick's hand is on the side of the jar]'' Almost there. Now head for the lid. ''[his hand goes lower]'' Cold. ''[his hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[his hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[his hand goes higher]'' Warmer. You're hot. You're on fire!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Aagh, it burns!}} | {{L|Patrick|Aagh, it burns!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ok, ok. Wait, wait. Do exactly as I do. ''[takes it off again]'' Exactly as I do. ''[takes it off again]'' Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Ok, ok. Wait, wait. Do exactly as I do. ''[takes it off again]'' Exactly as I do. ''[takes it off again]'' Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Me, too. ''[takes out a jump-rope]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Me, too. ''[takes out a jump-rope]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, yeah? I call this one: The Slice N' Dice. ''[crosses his arms and jump-ropes while Patrick tries to imitate but ties himself up with his rope]'' Ha! Not a scratch on me. ''[his body breaks down into pieces, which later hop away]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, yeah? I call this one: The Slice N' Dice. ''[crosses his arms and jump-ropes while Patrick tries to imitate but ties himself up with his rope]'' Ha! Not a scratch on me. ''[his body breaks down into pieces, which later hop away]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Oh, no, you don't! ''[squeezes the rope on himself breaking his body down into smaller pieces, then he and | {{L|Patrick|Oh, no, you don't! ''[squeezes the rope on himself breaking his body down into smaller pieces, then he and SpongeBob repeatedly hit their heads with a hammer]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Not much fun being me, now, huh, Patrick?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Not much fun being me, now, huh, Patrick?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Are you kidding? I used to do this ''way'' before I started copying you. ''[SpongeBob stops hammering his head but Patrick does not notice; Patrick hits himself faster and too hard, he stops and gets dizzy...]'' Wheeeee... ''[...as trophies appear and spin around his head, tweeting like birds. He falls on the ground; SpongeBob runs into Patrick's rock painted as SpongeBob's house; SpongeBob gets angry and steam comes out of his head]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Are you kidding? I used to do this ''way'' before I started copying you. ''[SpongeBob stops hammering his head but Patrick does not notice; Patrick hits himself faster and too hard, he stops and gets dizzy...]'' Wheeeee... ''[...as trophies appear and spin around his head, tweeting like birds. He falls on the ground; SpongeBob runs into Patrick's rock painted as SpongeBob's house; SpongeBob gets angry and steam comes out of his head]''}} |
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