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 {{L|Patrick|''[spits out the food in the customer's face and forehead palms as he frustratingly yells]'' Barnacles!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Let's try something different.}}
-{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob and Patrick at the cash register.]''
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob and Patrick at the cash register.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|All you have to do is answer the phone.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Aye aye, Captain! ''[walks into the boat. The phone rings and he answers it]''}}
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 {{L|Patrick|''[yelling angrily]'' '''NO! THIS IS ''PATRICK''!''' ''[puts the phone down and folds his arms]'' I'm not a Krusty Krab.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant.}}
-{{L|Patrick|Huh? Oh... ''[cuts to a shot of the Krusty Krab]'' Fishpaste! ''[bubble transition]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Huh? Oh... ''[cuts to a shot of the Krusty Krab]'' Fishpaste!}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition back to inside the Krusty Krab.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|It looks a little dusty around Table 3. How about you sweep it out? ''[hands Patrick a broom]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|What's the point? I can't do anything right.}}
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 {{L|Delivery Guy|I've got a load of awards for SpongeBob SquarePants.}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[furiously growls with steam whistle blowing]'' Why can't I do anything right?! ''[sweeps harder in frustration then jumps into the air and repeatedly bangs the head of the broom on the floor making dust rise all over the Krusty Krab's dining area, which makes the nearby customers cough]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[pushing Patrick]'' Kitchen...! }}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[pushing Patrick]'' Kitchen...!}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[throws the broom to the floor]'' I'm never gonna get an award, now.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Don't give up, Patrick. This time I've got something I know you can do. We're gonna open a jar. ''[gets a jar and opens the lid]'' Easy. Now you try. First get a jar. ''[Patrick gets out a pickle]'' Patrick, that's a pickle.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|You need a jar. ''[Patrick picks up a spatula]'' No... ''[Patrick takes his pants off]'' No... ''[Patrick picks up SpongeBob]'' No. Try... this! ''[gives Patrick a jar]'' Now take the lid off the jar. ''[Patrick puts the lid in his mouth]'' Just relax. Lift your hand. ''[Patrick lifts his hand]'' Great! We're almost there. Now put it on the lid. ''[Patrick puts his hand on counter]'' No, the lid. ''[Patrick slides his hand to the corner of the counter]'' ''[Patrick tries for the lid over and over as SpongeBob keeps telling him "the lid," Patrick pants due to exhaustion; few seconds later, Patrick is almost there]'' Freeze! ''[Patrick's hand is on the side of the jar]'' Almost there. Now head for the lid. ''[his hand goes lower]'' Cold. ''[his hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[his hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[his hand goes higher]'' Warmer. You're hot. You're on fire!}}
 {{L|Patrick|Aagh, it burns!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Ok, ok. Wait, wait. Do exactly as I do. ''[takes it off again]'' Exactly as I do. ''[takes it off again]'' Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Ok, ok. Wait, wait. Do exactly as I do. ''[takes it off again]'' ''Exactly'' as I do. ''[takes it off again]'' Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.}}
-{{L|Patrick|Exactly as you do. ''[takes lid off jar, then starts to cry]'' Oh, no, I broke it!}}
+{{L|Patrick|''Exactly'' as you do. ''[takes lid off jar, then starts to cry]'' Oh, no, I broke it!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|No, no, Patrick, you did it!}}
-{{L|Patrick|I did? ''[both cheer as Patrick slams the jar into the floor]'' Touchdown! I'm jarmaster!  }}
+{{L|Patrick|I did? ''[both cheer as Patrick slams the jar into the floor]'' Touchdown! I'm jarmaster!}}
+{{L|''[The scene changes to the two leaving the Krusty Krab.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|That was great, Patrick! You really got the hang of it.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Yeah. Remember when I had my hand up? And I put it on the lid?}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Yeah.}}
 {{L|Patrick|But I didn't. I opened the jar with my hand. And it was all because you showed me how to do it. I'm never gonna forget this.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you do exactly what I do and you'll have an award in no time. ''[night becomes day in SpongeBob's house. A clam crows like a rooster]'' I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. ''[notices Patrick dressed up like him]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you do exactly what I do, and you'll have an award in no time.}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition. Night becomes day in SpongeBob's house. A clam crows like a rooster]'' I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. ''[notices Patrick dressed up like him]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Good morning, SpongeBob!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Wow. It's amazing how a simple change of clothes can make a guy look...just...like...me.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Well, back to the ol' grind.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Well, back to the ol' grind.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Forgot my hat.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[puts on his work hat]'' Forgot my hat.}}
-{{L|Patrick|Uh, me, too. ''[SpongeBob mops the floor then puts the mop up; Patrick mops the floor but he makes the floor wet; SpongeBob comes out with a handful of plates and slips and breaks them all; Patrick follows in SpongeBob's footsteps; SpongeBob glares at him]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[also puts on his work hat]'' Uh, me, too. ''[SpongeBob mops the floor then puts the mop up; Patrick mops the floor, but he makes the floor wet; SpongeBob comes out with a handful of plates and slips and breaks them all; Patrick follows in SpongeBob's footsteps; SpongeBob glares at him]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[at the grill, frying patties, both whistle a tune, then stop, they both wipe their foreheads]'' Whew! ''[SpongeBob drops his spatula]''}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob and Patrick at the grill frying patties. They both whistle to the tune of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat", then stop, and they both wipe their foreheads.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Whew! ''[SpongeBob drops his spatula]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Dropped my spatula. ''[bends down to pick it up]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Uhh, me, too. ''[drops his spatula and bends down to pick it up; SpongeBob takes off his hat, then Patrick takes off his, they both put their hats back on, then they both put their hands on the grill; Patrick's hand burns after a few seconds]'' Owwww!}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|''[in his head]'' At least I'm safe inside my mind. ''[realized that he wasn't safe in his mind]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[in his head]'' At least I'm safe inside my mind.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[screaming]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick then scream in panic and run out of the Krusty Krab.]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[he and Patrick run out of the Krusty Krab]'' Stop copying me!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Stop copying me!}}
 {{L|Patrick|There's no award for that!}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[leaning against the Krusty Krab sign pole, reading a newspaper, a Krusty Krab hat falls near him]'' Well, I guess it's safe to go in now. ''[puts his hat back on and walks back in]''}}
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 {{L|Patrick|Oh, no, you don't! ''[squeezes the rope on himself breaking his body down into smaller pieces, then he and SpongeBob repeatedly hit their heads with a hammer]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Not much fun being me, now, huh, Patrick?}}
-{{L|Patrick|Are you kidding? I used to do this ''way'' before I started copying you. ''[SpongeBob stops hammering his head but Patrick does not notice; Patrick hits himself faster and too hard, he stops and gets dizzy...]'' Wheeeee-eeeeeyeeehhh-eeeeh. ''[...as trophies appear and spin around his head, tweeting like birds. He falls on the ground; SpongeBob runs into Patrick's rock painted as SpongeBob's house; SpongeBob gets angry and steam comes out of his head]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Are you kidding? I used to do this ''way'' before I started copying you. ''[SpongeBob stops hammering his head but Patrick does not notice; Patrick hits himself faster and too hard, he stops and gets dizzy...]'' Wheeeee-eeeeeyeeehhh-eeeeh. ''[...as trophies appear and spin around his head, tweeting like birds. He falls on the ground; SpongeBob laughs and runs into Patrick's rock painted as SpongeBob's house; SpongeBob gets angry and steam comes out of his head]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|My turn! ''[runs into the pineapple rock]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[runs into his house]'' I wish I had the old Patrick back, but he just wants to be like me. ''[pushes his nose into his face and comes out of his house dressed in Patrick's normal outfit]'' Hi, I'm Patrick Star. I'm the laziest, pinkest starfish in Bikini Bottom and I wish I were me and not SpongeBob.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[runs into his house]'' I wish I had the old Patrick back, but he just wants to be like me. ''[pushes his nose into his face and comes out of his house dressed in Patrick's normal outfit. He imitates Patrick.]'' Hi, I'm Patrick Star. I'm the laziest, pinkest starfish in Bikini Bottom and I wish I were me and not SpongeBob.}}
 {{L|Patrick|What's so great about being a big pink loser? ''[SpongeBob's nose pops back out]'' Exactly. I was never closer to an award then the minute I started copying you.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|But, Patrick...}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[normal voice]'' But, Patrick...}}
 {{L|Patrick|Patrick's not here!}}
 {{L|Delivery Guy|''[stops in front of SpongeBob and Patrick in truck]'' Trophy delivery! ''[drives off and SpongeBob has a package in his mouth]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Another trophy?}}
-{{L|Patrick|''[sarcastically]'' Oh, great! ''[SpongeBob opens the package]'' What's it for THIS time?}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[sarcastically]'' Oh, great! ''[SpongeBob opens the package]'' What's it for ''this'' time?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|"For Doing Absolutely Nothing Longer Than Anyone Else: Patrick"! This trophy's for you!}}
 {{L|Patrick|Yay! ''[puts his trophy on his head like a hat]'' Eeeh! ''[both rip off their present outfits to reveal their own normal outfits]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|So, what are you gonna do, now?}}
 {{L|Patrick|I'm gonna go protect my title. ''[jumps on his rock and falls asleep, the rock closes]''}}
-{{L|French Narrator|So you thought I was kidding, huh? No, in Bikini Bottom, excellence can be found, even under a rock.}}
+{{L|French Narrator|So you thought I was kidding, huh? ''[cut back to a distant view of Bikini Bottom]'' No, in Bikini Bottom, excellence can be found, even under a rock. ''[The episode ends.]''}}
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