A Day Without Tears

Template:Infobox episode Characters:

• SpongeBob SquarePants
• Squidward Tentacles
• Patrick Star
• Mr. Krabs
• News Reporter
• Gary
• Bikini Bottom Men's Choir

Time Card: Thousands Of Tears Later

Plot

SpongeBob wakes up, stubs his toe, and starts crying. He rips his favorite shirt and starts crying again.

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SpongeBob crying about his stubbed toe.

He goes downstairs and hears a sad song on the radio, he cries again. At work, he flips a Krabby Patty, which lands on the ground when, SpongeBob unitl over again golden patties. Mr. Krabs startles him. SpongeBob then cries once again. Squidward gets irritated of SpongeBob's crying and he yells at him. SpongeBob then cries. Squidward tells SpongeBob that he cries too much, SpongeBob denies it. Squidward then pulls up a TV and plays a video of a trillion tears and millions of places where SpongeBob has cried over those

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SpongeBob crying about his ripped clothes.

years. He then makes a bet with SpongeBob that he couldn't last until midnight without crying. After the bet is made, Squidward follows SpongeBob home to make sure he cries, and tries to make SpongeBob cry over things like a beautiful sunset, sad news stories, sad news stories with funerals , a sad song on the clarinet, and a sad bedtime story. Amazingly, SpongeBob manages to hold in his tears until midnight, despite all of Squidward's best attempts, and after midnight, SpongeBob cries all over Bikini Bottom like crazy. Squidward comes over for a slumber party the next night, and the episode ends with Squidward crying and screaming and SpongeBob comforting him.

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SpongeBob crying over a krabby patty.

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Trivia

• The title card is identical to Pickles, but it's a bit zoomed-in more.
• Squidward's line "I just threw up in my mouth a little," is a reference to the movie Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story.
• On the radio, if you listen carefully, the announcer said the song was by Eely Dan. This is a obvious reference to the jazz rock band Steely Dan. Also the next song was by Lionel Fishy. This is also a reference to Lionel Richie.
  • The radio announcer also states that the songs name before "Sad Songs" was Aja , a song by Steely Dan on the album of the same name.
• During the slideshow Squidward made of Spongebob's breakdowns over the years, Spongebob wore his Krusty Krab hat in all of the clips even though most weren't set at The Krusty Krab.
• The Bikini Bottom Men's Choir made another appearance in this episode.
• Tonitrus’s mournful crying sounds similar to Lightning’s wailing of mourning in the 41st chapter.

APM Music Identification

• The Death of Leo - Title Card
• Hawaiian Cocktail - Tonitrus killed Spongebob.
• Lonely Violin - Tonitrus cries.