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{{L|SpongeBob|That's right. ''[SpongeBob walks up to Squidward. Clears his throat]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That's right. ''[SpongeBob walks up to Squidward. Clears his throat]''}}
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I'm...}}
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I'm...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Dah-dah-dah-dah, I'm just gonna stop you right there, Squidward. Spare you the oxygen. We all know you weaker folk can't afford to waste it. ''[takes the microphone]'' All right, folks, listen up 'cause I'm only gonna say this once. Tough guys don't like to repeat themselves. I'm talking to you, grandma! ''[old lady puts down the mustard]'' Now I suppose all of you are wondering how I got this black eye.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Dah-dah-dah-dah, I'm just gonna stop you right there, Squidward. Spare you the oxygen. We all know you weaker folk can't afford to waste it. ''[takes the microphone]'' All right, folks, listen up 'cause I'm only gonna say this once. Tough guys don't like to repeat themselves. I'm talking to you, grandma! ''[Gramma puts down the mustard]'' Now I suppose all of you are wondering how I got this black eye.}}
{{L|Squidward|Not really.}}
{{L|Squidward|Not really.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|All right, who said that? Was it you, grandma?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|All right, who said that? Was it you, grandma?}}
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{{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|I'm looking for SpongeBob SquarePants.}}
{{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|I'm looking for SpongeBob SquarePants.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr Crazyfish, please don't skin me alive. I made all that stuff up. I was just kidding about whomping you, right folks? You remember.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr Crazyfish, please don't skin me alive. I made all that stuff up. I was just kidding about whomping you, right folks? You remember.}}
{{L|Old Lady|I liked the part where you told us where how he was crying like a baby. ''[SpongeBob runs home]''}}
{{L|Gramma|I liked the part where you told us where how he was crying like a baby. ''[SpongeBob runs home]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Gary. ''[runs back with toothpaste and wrench]'' All right, look. I had a toothpaste tube, like this. But I couldn't get it open 'cause the cap was stuck. And I guess...I haven't been working my arms out that much lately. And I opened it up like this... ''[hits the toothpaste with the wrench]'' Then I was walkin', like this. ''[walks over to the toothpaste top]'' And I didn't see where the cap went, like this. ''[slips on the top and hits himself in the eye with the wrench]'' So, I slipped on it and I landed right on my wrench, like this. And I gave myself a black eye, like this. ''[points to his left eye]'' Uh... like these. ''[points to both eyes being black]'' So you see? I made it all up so I could keep from looking stupid. Makes sense, doesn't it?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Gary. ''[runs back with toothpaste and wrench]'' All right, look. I had a toothpaste tube, like this. But I couldn't get it open 'cause the cap was stuck. And I guess...I haven't been working my arms out that much lately. And I opened it up like this... ''[hits the toothpaste with the wrench]'' Then I was walkin', like this. ''[walks over to the toothpaste top]'' And I didn't see where the cap went, like this. ''[slips on the top and hits himself in the eye with the wrench]'' So, I slipped on it and I landed right on my wrench, like this. And I gave myself a black eye, like this. ''[points to his left eye]'' Uh... like these. ''[points to both eyes being black]'' So you see? I made it all up so I could keep from looking stupid. Makes sense, doesn't it?}}
{{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|Uh, not really. I'm here cause I heard you make a really good Krabby Patty. ''[cut to SpongeBob bringing a plate with a Krabby Patty with 6 patties on it to Crazyfish]''}}
{{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|Uh, not really. I'm here cause I heard you make a really good Krabby Patty. ''[cut to SpongeBob bringing a plate with a Krabby Patty with 6 patties on it to Crazyfish]''}}

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