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{{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|Narrator|"Boat Smarts with Mrs. Puff." This driving film is brought to you by: C.O.B.B.U.T.K.S.B.S.P.O.T.R.A.O.O.B.A.T. '''C'''itizens '''O'''f '''B'''ikini '''B'''ottom '''U'''nited '''T'''o '''K'''eep '''S'''ponge'''B'''ob '''S'''quare'''P'''ants '''O'''ff '''T'''he '''R'''oad '''A'''nd '''O'''ut '''O'''f '''B'''oats '''A'''ll '''T'''ogether.}} | {{EpisodeTranscript}} | ||
{{L|Narrator|"Boat Smarts with Mrs. Puff." This driving film is brought to you by: C.O.B.B.U.T.K.S.B.S.P.O.T.R.A.O.O.B.A.T. '''C'''itizens '''O'''f '''B'''ikini '''B'''ottom '''U'''nited '''T'''o '''K'''eep '''S'''ponge'''B'''ob '''S'''quare'''P'''ants '''O'''ff '''T'''he '''R'''oad '''A'''nd '''O'''ut '''O'''f '''B'''oats '''A'''ll '''T'''ogether.}} | |||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Good day, future motorists. I'm Mrs. Puff, state accredited boating instructor. Today, we'll be discussing the differences between a driver with boat smarts... ''[cut to Squidward in a pilot uniform]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Good day, future motorists. I'm Mrs. Puff, state accredited boating instructor. Today, we'll be discussing the differences between a driver with boat smarts... ''[cut to Squidward in a pilot uniform]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Ripping good day for a spot of driving.}} | {{L|Squidward|Ripping good day for a spot of driving.}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|...and a driver without boat smarts. ''[cut to SpongeBob sliding in on his head upside down, next to Squidward]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|...and a driver without boat smarts. ''[cut to SpongeBob sliding in on his head upside down, next to Squidward]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward! Look at what I can do with my feet! ''[wiggles his legs. Squidward gets angry]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward! Look at what I can do with my feet! ''[wiggles his legs. Squidward gets angry]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Let's see some examples, shall we? Tire Pressure. ''[cut to Squidward putting air in his tires]'' Before you can even think about boating, the boater who uses boat smarts always fills his tires to the appropriate level. ''[cut to SpongeBob pumping too much air in his tires]'' While this driver pays no need to boat smarts. ''[tires flips the boat over. Then the tire explodes and blows air into Squidward's face | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Let's see some examples, shall we? Tire Pressure. ''[cut to Squidward putting air in his tires]'' Before you can even think about boating, the boater who uses boat smarts always fills his tires to the appropriate level. ''[cut to SpongeBob pumping too much air in his tires]'' While this driver pays no need to boat smarts. ''[tires flips the boat over. Then the tire explodes and blows air into Squidward's face]'' Buckling Up. ''[cut to Squidward putting on safety belt]'' As demonstrated by this driver, he has enough boat smarts to use his seat belt and avoid a serious casualty as a result of a collision. ''[drives off but stops slowly at a stop light]'' Notice how he comes gently to a stop sign. ''[cut to SpongeBob driving his boat through town destructively without wearing his seat belt and laughing]'' Now this driver, with no regard for safety. ''[Squidward screams as SpongeBob slams into the backend of Squidward's boat, sending him flying into the air still in his seat and buckled up with the steering wheel in his hand. Squidward screams more as he sees a spiky steamroller driving on the road he is flying into. He tries to get his seat belt off but squeezes through the spikes anyways]'' Well, at least he had his seat belt on. ''[the boat, now cut in half, comes out of the steamroller and in it is Squidward, all injured. His seat belt pops off]'' Adjusting Your Mirrors. What's our boat smarts boater up to now? ''[Squidward is adjusting his mirrors]'' You guessed it. He's adjusting his mirror before he begins boating, unlike this degenerate boater. ''[a beeping sound is heard. SpongeBob is running over citizens while he is adjusting his mirrors]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ah, perfect. ''[moves from behind Squidward in the road and drives in front of him]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Ah, perfect. ''[moves from behind Squidward in the road and drives in front of him]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Hey, use your mirrors, fool!}} | {{L|Squidward|Hey, use your mirrors, fool!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hi there!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hi there!}} | ||
{{L|Nat|Help! Lunatic driver! ''[crashes his boat into SpongeBob's but SpongeBob's boat is unharmed and keeps driving.]''}} | {{L|Nat|Help! Lunatic driver! ''[crashes his boat into SpongeBob's but SpongeBob's boat is unharmed and keeps driving.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|How's it going? ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|How's it going? ''[causes many drivers to flip their boats over and get in accidents]''}} | ||
{{L|Fish|''[all screaming furiously and talking at once]'' I can't feel my hair. My leg!}} | {{L|Fish|''[all screaming furiously and talking at once]'' I can't feel my hair. My leg!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|SpongeBob, I mean, a boater without boat smarts shows contempt for his boater brethren and the law. ''[SpongeBob's boat slips in some water and spins around and around]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|SpongeBob, I mean, a boater without boat smarts shows contempt for his boater brethren and the law. ''[SpongeBob's boat slips in some water and spins around and around]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Lalalalalalalalala! Whee! ''[his boat is driving backwards now]'' Hi, Squidward. Hi, Mrs. Puff. ''[Squidward and Mrs. Puff scream. SpongeBob's boat stops on a rock and tilts upward, causing Squidward's boat to fly up into the air then into the pile of boat mobiles that are in the accident. Mrs. Puff blows up to a big puffer fish]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Lalalalalalalalala! Whee! ''[his boat is driving backwards now]'' Hi, Squidward. Hi, Mrs. Puff. ''[Squidward and Mrs. Puff scream. SpongeBob's boat stops on a rock and tilts upward, causing Squidward's boat to fly up into the air then into the pile of boat mobiles that are in the accident. Mrs. Puff blows up to a big puffer fish]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Looks like you guys forgot your boat smarts! ''[laughs and drives off, making dust and the low quality video recorder stops]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Looks like you guys forgot your boat smarts! ''[laughs and drives off, making dust and the low quality video recorder stops]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff| | {{L|Mrs. Puff|''[frustratedly]'' Never mind.}} | ||
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