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{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, will you stop crying?!}}
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, will you stop crying?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But the Krabby Patty fell on the floor and he—}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But the Krabby Patty fell on the floor and he—}}
{{L|Squidward|Krabby Patty nothing! ''[SpongeBob tries to speak again, but Squidward angrily interrupts him very loudly]'' KRABBY PATTY NOTHING! ''[pants heavily, then SpongeBob whimpers with tears]'' What now?}}
{{L|Squidward|Krabby Patty nothing! ''[SpongeBob tries to speak again, but Squidward angrily interrupts him very loudly]'' Krabby Patty nothing! ''[pants heavily, then SpongeBob whimpers with tears]'' What now?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[stifled]'' You yelled at me! You yelled at me!!! ''[sobs even louder than before, continuing to soak Squidward with tears while Squidward gives himself a depressed look on his face, realizing yelling is not going to help]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[stifled]'' You yelled at me! You yelled at me! ''[sobs even louder than before, continuing to soak Squidward with tears while Squidward gives himself a depressed look on his face, realizing yelling is not going to help]''}}
{{L|Squidward|All right, look. So far today, and it's not even 2:00 yet, you have cried 43 times.}}
{{L|Squidward|All right, look. So far today, and it's not even 2:00 yet, you have cried 43 times.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|And you wrote that number on a chalkboard.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|And you wrote that number on a chalkboard.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Thanks again for walking home with me, Squidward.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Thanks again for walking home with me, Squidward.}}
{{L|Squidward|There's a first time for everything. ''[under his breath]'' Also, I'd like to win this bet as soon as possible. ''[chuckles devilishly]''}}
{{L|Squidward|There's a first time for everything. ''[under his breath]'' Also, I'd like to win this bet as soon as possible. ''[chuckles devilishly]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[hears this; speaking in his thoughts]'' I am not gonna cry. I am not gonna cry. ''[straining, he speaks out loud]'' I can do this!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[speaking in his thoughts]'' I am not gonna cry. I am not gonna cry. ''[straining, he speaks out loud]'' I can do this!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[smiling]'' Do what? ''[sees something and gasps]'' Oh, my! What a lovely sunset. Take a look, SpongeBob. ''[SpongeBob looks at the sunset and gasps]'' Isn't that beautiful?}}
{{L|Squidward|''[smiling]'' Do what? ''[sees something and gasps]'' Oh, my! What a lovely sunset. Take a look, SpongeBob. ''[SpongeBob looks at the sunset and gasps]'' Isn't that beautiful?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I've never seen such a beautiful underwater sunset.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I've never seen such a beautiful underwater sunset.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps quietly in awe]'' It's... ''[the Bikini Bottom Choir drives by singing an angelic note, Squidward chuckles as SpongeBob's eyes begin to twinkle and water]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps quietly in awe]'' It's... ''[the Bikini Bottom Choir drives by singing an angelic note, Squidward chuckles as SpongeBob's eyes begin to twinkle and water]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Is that a tear I see? ''[the sunset disappears; SpongeBob snaps out]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Is that a tear I see? ''[the sunset disappears; SpongeBob snaps out]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, well, sunset's over. ''[walks off, Squidward scoffs in frustration; later, they both enter SpongeBob's house]'' Nice of you to drop in, neighbor.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, well, sunset's over. ''[walks off, Squidward scoffs in frustration]''}}
{{L|''[later, they both enter SpongeBob's house]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Nice of you to drop in, neighbor.}}
{{L|Squidward|Nice of you to have me, I--''[sees something]'' Oh, look SpongeBob. Gary's sleeping.}}
{{L|Squidward|Nice of you to have me, I--''[sees something]'' Oh, look SpongeBob. Gary's sleeping.}}
{{L|''[Gary appears on a stack of newspapers sleeping, snoring and meowing]''}}
{{L|''[Gary appears on a stack of newspapers sleeping, snoring and meowing]''}}
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{{L|Squidward|Oh, very sad. Umm... "There once was a little angler ''[the page he's reading is actually of the story Jack and Jill]'' who was, uh, little and sad. ''[SpongeBob whimpers]'' One day the little sad angler was walking through the park. ''[SpongeBob begins to chuckle with joy]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, very sad. Umm... "There once was a little angler ''[the page he's reading is actually of the story Jack and Jill]'' who was, uh, little and sad. ''[SpongeBob whimpers]'' One day the little sad angler was walking through the park. ''[SpongeBob begins to chuckle with joy]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Walking...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Walking...}}
{{L|Squidward|But, he was sad, because...because he was lost... he was lost and very sad. And then, he... he started to cry! ''[SpongeBob begins to choke up]'' He cried, and he cried, and he cried even more ''<nowiki>[SpongeBob strains and fights back the tears]</nowiki>'' And he kept crying and crying and crying and crying and... that's right. You can do it.}}
{{L|Squidward|But, he was sad, because...because he was lost... he was lost and very sad. And then, he... he started to cry! ''[SpongeBob begins to choke up]'' He cried, and he cried, and he cried even more ''[SpongeBob strains and fights back the tears]'' And he kept crying and crying and crying and crying and... that's right. You can do it.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[struggling not to]'' I'm wondering if it might not be so healthy to hold in all my tears, Squidward.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[struggling not to]'' I'm wondering if it might not be so healthy to hold in all my tears, Squidward.}}
{{L|Squidward|You're exactly right, SpongeBob. Let it all out. Don't fight the feel... ''[the second hand on the clock ticks closer to midnight]'' Ten, nine...do it, do it, cry...eight, seven, six, five...come on! ''[SpongeBob strains; the dam inside SpongeBob's brain begins to crack]'' ...four, three, two, one! ''[the dam breaks, and a river of tears begins to rush out]'' Midnight! ''[sighs, SpongeBob's body is turning wide]'' Well, SpongeBob, it looks like you won the...}}
{{L|Squidward|You're exactly right, SpongeBob. Let it all out. Don't fight the feel... ''[the second hand on the clock ticks closer to midnight]'' Ten, nine... do it, do it, cry... eight, seven, six, five... come on! ''[SpongeBob strains; the dam inside SpongeBob's brain begins to crack]'' ...four, three, two, one! ''[the dam breaks, and a river of tears begins to rush out]'' Midnight! ''[sighs, SpongeBob's body is turning wide]'' Well, SpongeBob, it looks like you won the...}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob's eyes burst with tears, shooting a flood towards Squidward and smacking him against the wall. The tears shoot out the windows, door crack, chimney, and other holes in his house. They spread to Patrick's house, causing an entire waterfall inside]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob's eyes burst with tears, shooting a flood towards Squidward and smacking him against the wall. The tears shoot out the windows, door crack, chimney, and other holes in his house. They spread to Patrick's house, causing an entire waterfall inside]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Wow, what a great show.}}
{{L|Patrick|Wow, what a great show.}}

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