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{{L|Squidward|So I could get further away from you! ''[rushes off]''}}
{{L|Squidward|So I could get further away from you! ''[rushes off]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, I'll see you later then, Squidward.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, I'll see you later then, Squidward.}}
{{L|Squidward|Bon voyage, nincampoop! ''[Squidward accidently runs through a stop sign, literally. He then realizes he is being chased by cops]'' What the? ''[pulls over, then the policeman walks up]'' Can I help you, officer?}}
{{L|Squidward|Bon voyage, nincompoop! ''[Squidward accidentally runs through a stop sign, literally. He then realizes he is being chased by cops]'' What the? ''[pulls over, then the policeman walks up]'' Can I help you, officer?}}
{{L|Policeman|No, but you can help yourself to this ticket.}}
{{L|Policeman|No, but you can help yourself to this ticket.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[gasps]'' Ticket? Officer, please! I have inpeckable boat smarts! I pried my self in obtaining an un-soiled driving record! It's all that I have!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[gasps]'' Ticket? Officer, please! I have inpeckable boat smarts! I pried my self in obtaining an un-soiled driving record! It's all that I have!}}
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|Quiet in the front please.}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Quiet in the front please.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I understand. I understand perfectly, boating buddy.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I understand. I understand perfectly, boating buddy.}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay class, how about we get to know our new students, by telling each other why we were scentenced to I mean why we are enrolled in boating school.}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay class, how about we get to know our new students, by telling each other why we were sentenced to I mean why we are enrolled in boating school.}}
{{L|Student|Um, I got caught speeding.}}
{{L|Student|Um, I got caught speeding.}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Very good. Next.}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Very good. Next.}}
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|Next.}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Next.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I am here because I.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I am here because I.}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|We all know why you're here, SpongeBob. What about you, sir? ''[refering to Squidward]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|We all know why you're here, SpongeBob. What about you, sir? ''[referring to Squidward]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Me?}}
{{L|Squidward|Me?}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes. Would you like to tell the rest of the class, why you're with us today?}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes. Would you like to tell the rest of the class, why you're with us today?}}
{{L|Squidward|Why I'm. ''[sees SpongeBob staring, and breathing at him]'' All right, i'll tell you. I was trying to get away, from him! He is the bane, of my existence!}}
{{L|Squidward|Why I'm. ''[sees SpongeBob staring, and breathing at him]'' All right, i'll tell you. I was trying to get away, from him! He is the bane, of my existence!}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Your's too? Uhh. What I meant to say was, please come up to the chalkboard, and draw a diagram of the incident.}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Your's too? Uhh. What I meant to say was, please come up to the chalkboard, and draw a diagram of the incident.}}
{{L|Squidward|Gladly. ''[begins drawing what he is saying]'' It all started when I left my house. And then, he appeared. He made, an immediate right turn, and parked, here. ''[refering to Squidward's house]'' Seeing the oncoming hazard, I looked both ways, and proceeded safely toward my vehicele. It was then, that I realized that I was being followed, at an unsafe distance. So, in order to create more optimal driving conditions, I was then forced to par-take in ''[screeches the chalk board]'' evasive action. And by increasing speed slightly, I created a safety cushion, while in-invertenttly attracting the attention, of said law inforcement offical. May I sit down now, sweet cheeks?}}
{{L|Squidward|Gladly. ''[begins drawing what he is saying]'' It all started when I left my house. And then, he appeared. He made, an immediate right turn, and parked, here. ''[referring to Squidward's house]'' Seeing the oncoming hazard, I looked both ways, and proceeded safely toward my vehicle. It was then, that I realized that I was being followed, at an unsafe distance. So, in order to create more optimal driving conditions, I was then forced to par-take in ''[screeches the chalk board]'' evasive action. And by increasing speed slightly, I created a safety cushion, while in-invertenttly attracting the attention, of said law enforcement official. May I sit down now, sweet cheeks?}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Why, certainlly. And perhaps now, SpongeBob would like to come up, and illustrate his side of the story.}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Why, certainly. And perhaps now, SpongeBob would like to come up, and illustrate his side of the story.}}
{{L|Squidward|His side?}}
{{L|Squidward|His side?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, first, I started over here. And then I went way over here. Do-do-do-do, like that. Then, I went around like this, and over here like that, and across this lane, and down here like this, and then ''[continues writing, without speaking]'' and then I went around, and stopped right here. ''[We See The Bubbly Transition]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, first, I started over here. And then I went way over here. Do-do-do-do, like that. Then, I went around like this, and over here like that, and across this lane, and down here like this, and then ''[continues writing, without speaking]'' and then I went around, and stopped right here. ''[We See The Bubbly Transition]''}}
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{{L|Squidward|I was just leaving. ''[cuts to Squidward walking toward his desk all bandaged up]''}}
{{L|Squidward|I was just leaving. ''[cuts to Squidward walking toward his desk all bandaged up]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay class, it's time to take our final exam. Please have your pencils ready.}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay class, it's time to take our final exam. Please have your pencils ready.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Pst, hey, boating buddy, if you need any help, i've taken this test hundreds of times, and.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Pst, hey, boating buddy, if you need any help, I've taken this test hundreds of times, and.}}
{{L|Squidward|How many times do I have to tell you?! I am not your buddy! I don't need your help, and I don't need you, ever! Now just kindly let me take this stupid test, so I can get out of here, and never have to see you again, for the rest of my life!}}
{{L|Squidward|How many times do I have to tell you?! I am not your buddy! I don't need your help, and I don't need you, ever! Now just kindly let me take this stupid test, so I can get out of here, and never have to see you again, for the rest of my life!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sadly]'' Okay Squidward, if that's the way you want it.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sadly]'' Okay Squidward, if that's the way you want it.}}

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