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{{L|Squidward|I don't care, what Mr. Krabs said! I just want. ''[bangs on the table, and the liquid in his cup spills on him]''}} | {{L|Squidward|I don't care, what Mr. Krabs said! I just want. ''[bangs on the table, and the liquid in his cup spills on him]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Coffee rain!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Coffee rain!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|It's hot | {{L|Squidward|It's hot chocolate. ''[walks away]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Chocolate rain! ''[Squidward is still walking]'' Squidward! ''[Squidward runs screaming]'' Squidward, wait! ''[scene then shows both of them running for a while, then Squidward gets to his boat. Tries to open it but can't]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Chocolate rain! ''[Squidward is still walking]'' Squidward! ''[Squidward runs screaming]'' Squidward, wait! ''[scene then shows both of them running for a while, then Squidward gets to his boat. Tries to open it but can't]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|It's locked!}} | {{L|Squidward|It's locked!}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Bon voyage, nincompoop! ''[Squidward accidentally runs through a stop sign, literally. He then realizes he is being chased by cops]'' What the? ''[pulls over, then the policeman walks up]'' Can I help you, officer?}} | {{L|Squidward|Bon voyage, nincompoop! ''[Squidward accidentally runs through a stop sign, literally. He then realizes he is being chased by cops]'' What the? ''[pulls over, then the policeman walks up]'' Can I help you, officer?}} | ||
{{L|Policeman|No, but you can help yourself to this ticket.}} | {{L|Policeman|No, but you can help yourself to this ticket.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[gasps]'' Ticket? Officer, please! I have inpeckable boat smarts! I pried | {{L|Squidward|''[gasps]'' Ticket? Officer, please! I have inpeckable boat smarts! I pried myself in obtaining an un-soiled driving record! It's all that I have!}} | ||
{{L|Policeman|Well, you can have it again, right after you complete boating school. ''[drives off]''}} | {{L|Policeman|Well, you can have it again, right after you complete boating school. ''[drives off]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo? ''[cuts to Mrs. Puff's boating school]'' Boating school. ''[knocks on door]'' Oh well, it's just one day out of your life Squiddy. How bad can it be? ''[SpongeBob opens the door]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo? ''[cuts to Mrs. Puff's boating school]'' Boating school. ''[knocks on door]'' Oh well, it's just one day out of your life Squiddy. How bad can it be? ''[SpongeBob opens the door]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Me?}} | {{L|Squidward|Me?}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes. Would you like to tell the rest of the class, why you're with us today?}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes. Would you like to tell the rest of the class, why you're with us today?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Why I'm. ''[sees SpongeBob staring, and breathing at him]'' All right, | {{L|Squidward|Why I'm. ''[sees SpongeBob staring, and breathing at him]'' All right, I'll tell you. I was trying to get away, from him! He is the bane, of my existence!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Yours too? Uhh. What I meant to say was, please come up to the chalkboard, and draw a diagram of the incident.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Yours too? Uhh. What I meant to say was, please come up to the chalkboard, and draw a diagram of the incident.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Gladly. ''[begins drawing what he is saying]'' It all started when I left my house. And then, he appeared. He made, an immediate right turn, and parked, here. ''[referring to Squidward's house]'' Seeing the oncoming hazard, I looked both ways, and proceeded safely toward my vehicle. It was then, that I realized that I was being followed, at an unsafe distance. So, in order to create more optimal driving conditions, I was then forced to par-take in ''[screeches the chalk board]'' evasive action. And by increasing speed slightly, I created a safety cushion, while in-invertenttly attracting the attention, of said law enforcement official. May I sit down now, sweet cheeks?}} | {{L|Squidward|Gladly. ''[begins drawing what he is saying]'' It all started when I left my house. And then, he appeared. He made, an immediate right turn, and parked, here. ''[referring to Squidward's house]'' Seeing the oncoming hazard, I looked both ways, and proceeded safely toward my vehicle. It was then, that I realized that I was being followed, at an unsafe distance. So, in order to create more optimal driving conditions, I was then forced to par-take in ''[screeches the chalk board]'' evasive action. And by increasing speed slightly, I created a safety cushion, while in-invertenttly attracting the attention, of said law enforcement official. May I sit down now, sweet cheeks?}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|I'll have to eat over here, like in grade school. ''[Squidward is about to eat, then SpongeBob pops up from a trash can]''}} | {{L|Squidward|I'll have to eat over here, like in grade school. ''[Squidward is about to eat, then SpongeBob pops up from a trash can]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, do you have any mustard in there? ''[Squidward runs away screaming, then cuts to the bathroom, where Squidward is eating]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, do you have any mustard in there? ''[Squidward runs away screaming, then cuts to the bathroom, where Squidward is eating]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Mm, bon appetite, Squidy. ''[is about to eat, but then sees SpongeBob's feet in the other stall. Squidward gets angry, and throws his sandwich on the ground]'' You've ruined my morning, you've ruined my lunch, and you're ruining my... ''[door opens, revealing that it's a muscular tough fish, with feet that | {{L|Squidward|Mm, bon appetite, Squidy. ''[is about to eat, but then sees SpongeBob's feet in the other stall. Squidward gets angry, and throws his sandwich on the ground]'' You've ruined my morning, you've ruined my lunch, and you're ruining my... ''[door opens, revealing that it's a muscular tough fish, with feet that look like SpongeBob's. Scene cuts to Squidward walking to his seat, bandaged up]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay class, it's time for our behind the wheel lesson. Squidward, you'll be riding with SpongeBob.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay class, it's time for our behind the wheel lesson. Squidward, you'll be riding with SpongeBob.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Eh, didn't see that coming. ''[cuts to them in a boat]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Eh, didn't see that coming. ''[cuts to them in a boat]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff| Now, we're going to take this nice and slow. SpongeBob, what do we do when pulling away from the curb?}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff| Now, we're going to take this nice and slow. SpongeBob, what do we do when pulling away from the curb?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, step on the gas?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Uh, step on the gas?}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Good. Nice and easy. Now let's slowly... ''[SpongeBob steps on the | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Good. Nice and easy. Now let's slowly... ''[SpongeBob steps on the pedal, and Mrs. Puff screams]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, look out! ''[they bump through the cones, then they barge out through the fence, then they go through a red light]'' SpongeBob, give me that wheel!}} | {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, look out! ''[they bump through the cones, then they barge out through the fence, then they go through a red light]'' SpongeBob, give me that wheel!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I got it, I got it. ''[they fight over it]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I got it, I got it. ''[they fight over it]''}} | ||
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{{L|Scientist 1|By using this shrink ray. ''[he pulls a lever that turns it on, then the boat comes in, and they get shrunk instead]''}} | {{L|Scientist 1|By using this shrink ray. ''[he pulls a lever that turns it on, then the boat comes in, and they get shrunk instead]''}} | ||
{{L|Scientist 2|Mother of mercy! ''[they shrink]'' Where'd they go?}} | {{L|Scientist 2|Mother of mercy! ''[they shrink]'' Where'd they go?}} | ||
{{L|Scientist 1|There! | {{L|Scientist 1|There! They're heading right for that discarded potato chip. ''[mail man growls]''}} | ||
{{L|Scientist 2|What's the matter?}} | {{L|Scientist 2|What's the matter?}} | ||
{{L|Scientist 1|Potato chips are his favorite snack. ''[he breaks out]'' Johnson! No! ''[is about to eat it, but then gets sprayed with water]''}} | {{L|Scientist 1|Potato chips are his favorite snack. ''[he breaks out]'' Johnson! No! ''[is about to eat it, but then gets sprayed with water]''}} | ||
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