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Squidward: [It is evening at the Krusty Krab. He switches the 'open' sign to 'closed'] Closing time. The happiest time of the day! [scene cuts to SpongeBob in the kitchen crying and sniffling]
SpongeBob: Closing time. [Sniffles] The saddest time of the day! [falls on the ground still crying] Huh? [he notices an old Patty under the grill] It's a Krabby Patty. [SpongeBob tries to pick it up but it's stuck to some gum] Eww... It's cold and hard. [takes the Patty out from under the grill] This could have rolled under there years ago. [pats it on the head] There, there, little one, your journey is almost over. [SpongeBob tosses the Patty in the trash. A siren goes off as a fishing line retrieves the patty]
Mr. Krabs: [runs in] What happened? [gasps then runs up to the trash can] Someone tried to throw away a patty! [takes it off the hook]
Pinch-o-matic: Pinch-o-matic has saved you 5.2 cents.
SpongeBob: But, Mr. Krabs, I found that under the grill.
Mr. Krabs: And tomorrow a customer will find it under his bun. [hands it to SpongeBob]
SpongeBob: But, it's old and cold. And so very full of mold.
Mr. Krabs: You're not to make another Patty until that one is sold. Understand?
Narrator: The next day.
SpongeBob: Order up, Squidward. [puts the tray with the old Patty in the burger on the window]
Squidward: [dryly] Hooray. [smells the Patty then flips the top bun off] Uh, SpongeBob, can I get one with less...fog?
SpongeBob: Sorry, Squidward. Mr. Krabs' orders.
Squidward: Whatever. [he hands the tray to Gus] Here you are, sir. One Krabby Patty. [Gus sniffs it and does a lot of back-flips out the restaurant, screaming with disgust. Scene cuts to the Krusty crew standing by the door]
Mr. Krabs: I don't understand. We haven't had a customer in weeks. I wonder if it's the new placemats.
Squidward: What? Placemats? Have you lost your mind? It's that old Patty you keep trying to sell to everybody! It's gone bad.
Mr. Krabs: Gone bad? That's nonsense. Bring it here, SpongeBob. [picks up the cage with the Patty inside it] Uh, why is it in a cage?
SpongeBob: Because it growled at me. [Patty starts to growl and bark like some sort of dog. Squidward hides behind Mr. Krabs]
Mr. Krabs: You two would have never have lasted in the navy. Let's see how bad you are. [takes the Patty out of its cage but it still barks and growls in Mr. Krabs' face] No...no... Stay... [throws a 'treat' into its mouth] Thatta girl! There, there. [He pats it gently] See? Good enough to eat. [about to eat it when an ambulance goes by] Oh, look, an ambulance. Now, then. [Takes a bite. Scene cuts to him, now green color, being rolled on a hospital bed] SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Yes, Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: Make sure you wrap up that Patty. I'm not finished with it yet! [scene cuts to Mr. Krabs in a hospital bed]
Purple Doctorfish: Well, Mr. Krabs, you gave us quite the scare.
Mr. Krabs: So I'm gonna be ok, doc?
Purple Doctorfish: Well, if you don't want to take my word for it, let's just check your chart. [looks at the chart] Let's see here. Hmmm...oh, no! [starts to shake] Oh, no, this is terrible! [drops the clipboard]
Mr. Krabs: Everything ok, doc?
Purple Doctorfish: Don't touch me! [runs out screaming]
Mr. Krabs: That's not a good sign. [thunder roars as the room turns into green. The Flying Dutchman appears. Mr. Krabs pulls his covers over his head, showing he's scared.] Oh, no, it's the Flying Dutchman!
Flying Dutchman: Eugene Krabs, your time has come.
Mr. Krabs: I'm not Eugene Krabs, I'm, uhh, Harold. Harold, uhh... [looks at the flower vase next to him] Flower!
Flying Dutchman: Oh, sorry. I must have the wrong room. [flies out] Excuse me, nurse?
Nurse: [in a happy, musical tone] Yes?
Flying Dutchman: I'm looking for Eugene Krabs.
Nurse: Oh, he's in that room right there.
Flying Dutchman: No, that's Harold Flower's room.
Nurse: [confused] Harold Flower? [Flying Dutchman goes back to Mr. Krabs in anger]
Flying Dutchman: So, Krabs, you thought you could fool the Flying Dutchman?
Mr. Krabs: What do you want from me?
Flying Dutchman: I'm here to escort you to the resting place of all bad undersea folk: Davy Jones' locker!
Mr. Krabs: Davy Jones' locker?! Why do I have to go there? I'm not a bad crab!
Flying Dutchman: Ah, but you were cheap, and being cheap is a terrible thing. Next stop, Davy Jones' locker! [scene cuts to Davey Jones' locker where Flying Dutchman and Mr. Krabs reappear] Here we are.
Mr. Krabs: [smells something nasty] Blec! Why does it smell so foul?
Flying Dutchman: Davy Jones works out a lot. [opens the locker where a bunch of smelly gym socks are] These are his socks. Get in!
Mr. Krabs: [gets on his knees and starts crying] Oh, please, Mr. Dutchman, I don't want to go in there! I'll do anything! Please, give me another chance!
Flying Dutchman: Come on, Krabs, show a little dignity.
Mr. Krabs: Mommy!!!
Flying Dutchman: Alright, alright, stop your crying. I'll give you another chance, but you must always be generous, never cheap.
Mr. Krabs: You have me word as a sailor. [scene cuts to the Krusty Krab where a sign hangs over it that says 'Out of Business']
Squidward: [looking through Mr. Krabs desk drawers] Mr. Krabs' nose hair clippers. I could use these. [SpongeBob is wearing his hat and spatula, crying]
SpongeBob: Squidward, you shouldn't be going through Mr. Krabs' belongings. [sniffs] He won't like it.
Squidward: SpongeBob, I told you what the doctor said. Mr. Krabs isn't coming back. [tries to open the safe] Now, keep quiet so I can hear the tumblers in his safe. [Mr. Krabs walks in]
Mr. Krabs: Hey, boys! [SpongeBob screams with joy as Squidward sheepishly hides his stethoscope behind his back]
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I knew it! You're alive! [clings to Mr. Krabs happily] Squidward, look, it's Mr. Krabs! Isn't this too good to be true?
Squidward: Well, it was.
Mr. Krabs: You know, boys, being sick made me think a lot. My whole life has been about money. Saving money, collecting money, touching money... Well, you get the picture. But no more. You're looking at the new, improved, non-cheap Mr. Krabs. [scene cuts to outside the Krusty Krab where a giant 'Grand Re-Opening' sign is hanging. 'Buy' and 'Free' sign are in the window] Welcome all, welcome! [a little kid walks up to Krabs] Hello, little one. What you got there?
Timmy: A Krabby Patty.
Mr. Krabs: [laughs] Of course, you do! You know what that means, right?
Timmy: I don't go hungry?
Mr. Krabs: No, silly! It means free toy! [gives him a little toy]
Timmy: Gee, thanks, Mr. Krabs. I thought you were a cheap, old tightwad.
Mr. Krabs: I was, son, I was. Free toys for everyone! And free refills! [everyone cheers. Mr. Krabs runs up to SpongeBob] Hello boy! Say, where's Squidward?
SpongeBob: Oh, he's taking one of those break things in your office, I mean, the 'employee lounge'. [scene cuts to Squidward sleeping in Mr. Krabs office]
Mr. Krabs: Great!
Martha: Excuse me, but I dropped my Krabby Patty. Could I get another one?
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Yes sir. [takes the patty and lifts the top bun where a disclaimer, written in ketchup form, is shown] Krusty Krab policy clearly states that once the burger has reached the customer, it is his/her responsibility...
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! [puts down the bun] That's the old policy. Now run back and bring out a fresh one.
SpongeBob: Aye, aye, sir. [goes into the kitchen]
Mr. Krabs: Sorry about the confusion. [pulls out a toy] Free toy? [Martha takes it]
Squidward: Eugene, my man.
Mr. Krabs: Squidward! How's the break coming?
Squidward: Should be over in a couple of hours. Have SpongeBob send back a patty and an iced-tea, will you? [walks off]
Mr. Krabs: Sure thing, Squidward. Take it easy. [walks up to a customer watching a movie on a small television hanging from the ceiling] Are you enjoying your in-meal movie?
Harold: This movie hasn't even been in the theaters yet!
Mr. Krabs: [pats the customer on the back] No expense spared for my valued customers. [scene cuts to Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob standing in front of the restaurant] Look at all those happy faces. It sure does feel good to be generous.
Squidward: [walks in with some envelope] Here's your mail, Eugene.
Mr. Krabs: Thanks, Squidward. You look rested.
Squidward: Yeah, these naps at work are doing wonders for me.(stretches and yawns a little)
Mr. Krabs: Credit card bills. Well, I knew this was coming. Let's see what the damage is. [opens the envelope] Only ten thousand dollars. That's not so bad. [runs up to the cash register] I'll just subtract it from today's profit. [opens the register but there is no money in it] And...there's no money in here. [laughs] How delightful.
SpongeBob: Squidward, I'm worried about Mr. Krabs.
Squidward: Me too, how are we going to get paid? [both walk up to Mr. Krabs] Gee, Mr. Krabs, you sure are taking total bankruptcy well.
Mr. Krabs: Oh, it's just a bad dream. I'll wake up soon. [SpongeBob and Squidward look at each other]
Squidward: Uh..."dream"?
Mr. Krabs: Sure. I'm still in the hospital sleeping like a baby!
SpongeBob: Umm, you checked out of the hospital this morning.
Squidward: Here's the bill. [gives Mr. Krabs the bill]
Mr. Krabs: You mean...I'm awake? [he screams as his head cracks through the middle over and over. Each time he cracks his head open, a new one appears. He races up to Nat drinking a Mountain Dew-like drink and he confiscates it from him] No more refills! [takes it to the soda machine and the drink gets sucked back into it like a vaccuum. Then he runs up to two kids playing with toys. He steals them also.] Give me back them toys, you freeloaders! [He then runs back over to Harold watching the movie earlier] Show's over, cheapskate! [turns the TV off then presses a button that erases his memory of the movie]
Customer #3: Hey, it's my lucky day, a penny! [reaches for the penny]
Mr. Krabs: Your luck just ran out. [grabs a hold of the customer's arm]
Customer #3: Hey man, ease back, you're crushing my arm.
Mr. Krabs: Unhand that penny, or the arm comes off. [Flying Dutchman reappears. The customer runs away]
Flying Dutchman: A-ha! That little display of parsimonious penny pinching just earned you a nice little spot in Davy Jones' locker...FOR ETERNITY!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Krabs: I'm not cheap, I'm generous!
Squidward: You almost tore a man's arm off for a penny.
Mr. Krabs: [sarcastically] Thanks, Squidward, I knew I could count on you. [Flying Dutchman picks up Mr. Krabs] Well, a deal's a deal. Let's go.
SpongeBob: Wait just a burger-flipping second. [Flying Dutchman turns around]
Flying Dutchman: Who dares back-sass the Flying Dutchman?
SpongeBob: That would be me: SpongeBob Back-SassPants. I say you got the wrong crab. This Mr. Krabs is the most generous, big-hearted, non-skinflinted crab in the whole sea.
Flying Dutchman: He'd sell your soul for a couple of bucks.
SpongeBob: I'd bet my soul he wouldn't.
Flying Dutchman: You got yourself a bet. Ok, Krabs, I'll let you stay, but first, help me settle a bet. If you had to choose between SpongeBob and all the money I have in my pocket, which would you take?
Mr. Krabs: That depends, how much money we talking about?
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs!
Flying Dutchman: [shows money] 62 cents.
Mr. Krabs: I'll take the money.
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs!
Flying Dutchman: Here you go, Krabs. Sixty-two cents. [hands him the change and picks up SpongeBob] Next stop: Davy Jones' locker! [SpongeBob screams as they both disappear]
Mr. Krabs: Look, Squidward, money!
Squidward: Mr. Krabs, I can't believe I'm saying this, but how could you trade SpongeBob for sixty-two cents?
Mr. Krabs: You think I could've gotten more?
Squidward: He stuck up for you and you sold him out. You should be ashamed of yourself!
Mr. Krabs: Oh, what have I done? [cries] I want another chance! I didn't learn anything! I lost me best fry cook. I don't want this foul money. [throws the change on the ground] I want SpongeBob back! [Flying Dutchman reappears and drops SpongeBob on the floor]
Flying Dutchman: Here, take him back.
Mr. Krabs: You heard what I said about the money?
Flying Dutchman: Heard what you said? I couldn't hear myself thinking with this one around. I only had him for thirty seconds. [scene cuts to SpongeBob and Flying Dutchman at Davy Jones' locker with SpongeBob talking a lot] And it's jellyfishing this and Mermaid Man that. Why, not giving him back is a fate worse than death! He's your problem now. [disappears]
Mr. Krabs: Heh, about trading you for pocket change...
SpongeBob: Say no more, Mr. Krabs. You did it for the Krusty Krab. I would have done the same thing.
Mr. Krabs: You would have?
SpongeBob: No. [all laugh. Scene cuts to the Flying Dutchman sitting on a chair, reading a book until the phone rings]
Flying Dutchman: Dutchman's residence. [SpongeBob is on the other end talking a lot. Flying Dutchman groans]

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 {{EpisodeTr/56a}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[switches the 'open' sign to 'closed']'' Closing time. The happiest time of the day! ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob in the kitchen crying]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[It is evening at the Krusty Krab. He switches the 'open' sign to 'closed']'' Closing time. The happiest time of the day! ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob in the kitchen crying and sniffling]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Closing time. The saddest time of the day! ''[falls on the ground still crying]'' Huh? ''[notices an old Patty under the grill]'' It's a Krabby Patty. ''[SpongeBob tries to pick it up but it's stuck to some gum]'' Eww... It's cold and hard. ''[takes the Patty out from under the grill]'' This could have rolled under there years ago. ''[pats it on the head]'' There, there, little one, your journey is almost over. ''[SpongeBob throws the Patty in the trash. A siren goes off as a fishing line retrieves the patty]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Closing time. [Sniffles] The saddest time of the day! ''[falls on the ground still crying]'' Huh? ''[he notices an old Patty under the grill]'' It's a Krabby Patty. ''[SpongeBob tries to pick it up but it's stuck to some gum]'' Eww... It's cold and hard. ''[takes the Patty out from under the grill]'' This could have rolled under there years ago. ''[pats it on the head]'' There, there, little one, your journey is almost over. ''[SpongeBob tosses the Patty in the trash. A siren goes off as a fishing line retrieves the patty]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[runs in]'' What happened? ''[gasps then runs up to the trash can]'' Someone tried to throw away a patty! ''[takes it off the hook]''}}
 {{L|Pinch-o-matic|Pinch-o-matic has saved you 5.2 cents.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|But, Mr. Krabs, I found that under the grill.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|And tomorrow a customer will find it under his bun. ''[hands it to SpongeBob]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|But, it's old and cold and so very full of mold.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|But, it's old and cold. And so very full of mold.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|You're not to make another Patty until that one is sold. Understand?}}
 {{L|Narrator|The next day.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Order up, Squidward. ''[puts the tray with the old Patty in the burger on the window]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Hooray. ''[smells the Patty then flips the top bun off]'' Uhh, SpongeBob, can I get one with less...fog?}}
+{{L|Squidward|[dryly] Hooray. ''[smells the Patty then flips the top bun off]'' Uh, SpongeBob, can I get one with less...fog?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, Squidward, Mr. Krabs' orders.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, Squidward. Mr. Krabs' orders.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Whatever. ''[hands the tray to Gus]'' Here you are, sir, one Krabby Patty. ''[Gus sniffs it and does a lot of back-flips out the restaurant, screaming. Scene cuts to the Krusty crew standing by the door]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Whatever. ''[he hands the tray to Gus]'' Here you are, sir. One Krabby Patty. ''[Gus sniffs it and does a lot of back-flips out the restaurant, screaming with disgust. Scene cuts to the Krusty crew standing by the door]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|I don't understand. We haven't had a customer in weeks. I wonder if it's the new place mats.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|I don't understand. We haven't had a customer in weeks. I wonder if it's the new placemats.}}
-{{L|Squidward|What? Place mats? Have you lost your mind? It's that old Patty you keep trying to sell to everybody! It's gone bad.}}
+{{L|Squidward|What? Placemats? Have you lost your mind? It's that old Patty you keep trying to sell to everybody! It's gone bad.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Gone bad? That's nonsense. Bring it here, SpongeBob. ''[picks up the cage with the Patty inside it]'' Uhh, why is it in a cage?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Gone bad? That's nonsense. Bring it here, SpongeBob. ''[picks up the cage with the Patty inside it]'' Uh, why is it in a cage?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Because it growled at me. ''[Patty starts to growl and bark. Squidward hides behind Mr. Krabs]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Because it growled at me. ''[Patty starts to growl and bark like some sort of dog. Squidward hides behind Mr. Krabs]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|You two would have never have lasted in the navy. Let's see how bad you are. ''[takes the Patty out of its cage but it still barks and growls]'' No...no... Stay... ''[throws a 'treat' into its mouth]'' Thatta girl! There, there. See? Good enough to eat. ''[about to eat it when an ambulance goes by]'' Oh, look, an ambulance. Now, then. ''[Takes a bite. Scene cuts to him, now green color, being rolled on a hospital bed]'' SpongeBob?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|You two would have never have lasted in the navy. Let's see how bad you are. ''[takes the Patty out of its cage but it still barks and growls in Mr. Krabs' face]'' No...no... Stay... ''[throws a 'treat' into its mouth]'' Thatta girl! There, there. [He pats it gently] See? Good enough to eat. ''[about to eat it when an ambulance goes by]'' Oh, look, an ambulance. Now, then. ''[Takes a bite. Scene cuts to him, now green color, being rolled on a hospital bed]'' SpongeBob?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, Mr. Krabs?}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Make sure you wrap up that Patty, I'm not finished with it yet! ''[scene cuts to Mr. Krabs in a hospital bed]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Make sure you wrap up that Patty. I'm not finished with it yet! ''[scene cuts to Mr. Krabs in a hospital bed]''}}
 {{L|Purple Doctorfish|Well, Mr. Krabs, you gave us quite the scare.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|So I'm gonna be ok, doc?}}
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 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Everything ok, doc?}}
 {{L|Purple Doctorfish|Don't touch me! ''[runs out screaming]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's not a good sign. ''[thunder roars as the room turns into green. The Flying Dutchman appears. Mr. Krabs pulls his covers over his head]'' Oh, no, it's the Flying Dutchman!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's not a good sign. ''[thunder roars as the room turns into green. The Flying Dutchman appears. Mr. Krabs pulls his covers over his head, showing he's scared.]'' Oh, no, it's the Flying Dutchman!}}
 {{L|Flying Dutchman|Eugene Krabs, your time has come.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm not Eugene Krabs, I'm, uhh, Harold. Harold, uhh... ''[looks at the flower vase next to him]'' Flower!}}
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 {{L|Nurse|Oh, he's in that room right there.}}
 {{L|Flying Dutchman|No, that's Harold Flower's room.}}
-{{L|Nurse|Harold Flower? ''[Flying Dutchman goes back to Mr. Krabs in anger]''}}
+{{L|Nurse|''[confused]'' Harold Flower? ''[Flying Dutchman goes back to Mr. Krabs in anger]''}}
 {{L|Flying Dutchman|So, Krabs, you thought you could fool the Flying Dutchman?}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|What do you want from me?}}
 {{L|Flying Dutchman|I'm here to escort you to the resting place of all bad undersea folk: Davy Jones' locker!}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Davy Jones' locker? Why do I have to go there? I'm not a bad crab!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Davy Jones' locker?! Why do I have to go there? I'm not a bad crab!}}
 {{L|Flying Dutchman|Ah, but you were cheap, and being cheap is a terrible thing. Next stop, Davy Jones' locker! ''[scene cuts to Davey Jones' locker where Flying Dutchman and Mr. Krabs reappear]'' Here we are.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[smells something nasty]'' Blec! Why does it smell so foul?}}
-{{L|Flying Dutchman|Davy Jones works out a lot. ''[opens the locker where a bunch of smelly socks are]'' These are his socks. Get in!}}
+{{L|Flying Dutchman|Davy Jones works out a lot. ''[opens the locker where a bunch of smelly gym socks are]'' These are his socks. Get in!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gets on his knees and starts crying]'' Oh, please, Mr. Dutchman, I don't want to go in there! I'll do anything! Please, give me another chance!}}
 {{L|Flying Dutchman|Come on, Krabs, show a little dignity.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Mommy!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Mommy!!!}}
 {{L|Flying Dutchman|Alright, alright, stop your crying. I'll give you another chance, but you must always be generous, never cheap.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|You have me word as a sailor. ''[scene cuts to the Krusty Krab where a sign hangs over it that says 'Out of Business']''}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, you shouldn't be going through Mr. Krabs' belongings. ''[sniffs]'' He won't like it.}}
 {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I told you what the doctor said. Mr. Krabs isn't coming back. ''[tries to open the safe]'' Now, keep quiet so I can hear the tumblers in his safe. ''[Mr. Krabs walks in]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hey, boys! ''[SpongeBob screams with joy as Squidward nervously hides his stethoscope behind his back]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hey, boys! ''[SpongeBob screams with joy as Squidward sheepishly hides his stethoscope behind his back]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, I knew it! You're alive! ''[clings to Mr. Krabs]'' Squidward, look, it's Mr. Krabs! Isn't this too good to be true?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, I knew it! You're alive! ''[clings to Mr. Krabs happily]'' Squidward, look, it's Mr. Krabs! Isn't this too good to be true?}}
 {{L|Squidward|Well, it was.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|You know, boys, being sick made me think a lot. My whole life has been about money. Saving money, collecting money, touching money... Well, you get the picture. But no more. You're looking at the new, improved, non-cheap Mr. Krabs. ''[scene cuts to outside the Krusty Krab where a giant 'Grand Re-Opening' sign is hanging. 'Buy' and 'Free' sign are in the window]'' Welcome all, welcome! ''[a little kid walks up to Krabs]'' Hello, little one. What you got there?}}
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 {{L|Martha|Excuse me, but I dropped my Krabby Patty. Could I get another one?}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Yes sir. ''[takes the patty and lifts the top bun where a disclaimer, written in ketchup, is shown]'' Krusty Krab policy clearly states that once the burger has reached the customer, it is his/her responsibility...}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Yes sir. ''[takes the patty and lifts the top bun where a disclaimer, written in ketchup form, is shown]'' Krusty Krab policy clearly states that once the burger has reached the customer, it is his/her responsibility...}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob! ''[puts down the bun]'' That's the old policy. Now run back and bring out a fresh one.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Aye, aye, sir. ''[goes into the kitchen]''}}
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 {{L|Squidward|Eugene, my man.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! How's the break coming?}}
-{{L|Squidward|Should be over in a couple of hours. Have SpongeBob send back a patty and an iced tea, will you? ''[walks off]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Should be over in a couple of hours. Have SpongeBob send back a patty and an iced-tea, will you? ''[walks off]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Sure thing, Squidward. Take it easy. ''[walks up to a customer watching a movie]'' Are you enjoying your in-meal movie?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Sure thing, Squidward. Take it easy. ''[walks up to a customer watching a movie on a small television hanging from the ceiling]'' Are you enjoying your in-meal movie?}}
 {{L|Harold|This movie hasn't even been in the theaters yet!}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|No expense spared for my valued customers. ''[scene cuts to Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob standing in front of the restaurant]'' Look at all those happy faces. It sure does feel good to be generous.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|[pats the customer on the back] No expense spared for my valued customers. ''[scene cuts to Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob standing in front of the restaurant]'' Look at all those happy faces. It sure does feel good to be generous.}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[walks in with some envelope]'' Here's your mail, Eugene.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Thanks, Squidward. You look rested.}}
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 {{L|Squidward|Me too, how are we going to get paid? ''[both walk up to Mr. Krabs]'' Gee, Mr. Krabs, you sure are taking total bankruptcy well.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, it's just a bad dream. I'll wake up soon. ''[SpongeBob and Squidward look at each other]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Uhh...dream?}}
+{{L|Squidward|Uh..."dream"?}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Sure. I'm still in the hospital sleeping like a baby!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Umm, you checked out of the hospital this morning.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Here's the bill. ''[gives Mr. Krabs the bill]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|You mean...I'm awake? ''[he screams as his head cracks through the middle over and over. Each time he cracks his head open, a new one appears. He races up to Nat drinking a Mountain Dew-like drink and he confiscates it from him]'' No more refills! ''[takes it to the soda machine and the drink gets sucked back into it like a vaccuum. Then he runs up to two kids playing with toys. He steals them also.]'' Give me back them toys, you freeloaders! ''[He then runs over to Harold watching the movie]'' Show's over, cheapskate! ''[turns the TV off then presses a button that erases his memory of the movie]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|You mean...I'm awake? ''[he screams as his head cracks through the middle over and over. Each time he cracks his head open, a new one appears. He races up to Nat drinking a Mountain Dew-like drink and he confiscates it from him]'' No more refills! ''[takes it to the soda machine and the drink gets sucked back into it like a vaccuum. Then he runs up to two kids playing with toys. He steals them also.]'' Give me back them toys, you freeloaders! ''[He then runs back over to Harold watching the movie earlier]'' Show's over, cheapskate! ''[turns the TV off then presses a button that erases his memory of the movie]''}}
 {{L|Customer #3|Hey, it's my lucky day, a penny! ''[reaches for the penny]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Your luck just ran out. ''[grabs a hold of the customer's arm]''}}
 {{L|Customer #3|Hey man, ease back, you're crushing my arm.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Unhand that penny, or the arm comes off. ''[Flying Dutchman reappears. The customer runs away]''}}
-{{L|Flying Dutchman|A-ha! That little display of parsimonious penny pinching just earned you a nice little spot in Davy Jones' locker FOR ETERNITY!}}
+{{L|Flying Dutchman|A-ha! That little display of parsimonious penny pinching just earned you a nice little spot in Davy Jones' locker...FOR ETERNITY!!!!!!!!!!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm not cheap, I'm generous!}}
 {{L|Squidward|You almost tore a man's arm off for a penny.}}