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{{L|Narrator|The next day...}} | {{L|Narrator|The next day...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Order up, Squidward. ''[puts the tray with the old Patty in the burger on the window]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Order up, Squidward. ''[puts the tray with the old Patty in the burger on the window]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[sarcastically]'' Hooray. ''[smells the Patty then flips the top bun off. Flies buzz around the stinking patty.]'' Uh... SpongeBob, can I get one with less... fog?}} | {{L|Squidward|''[sarcastically]'' Hooray. ''[smells the Patty then flips the top bun off. Flies buzz around the stinking patty.]'' Uh... SpongeBob, can I get one with less...fog?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, Squidward. Mr. Krabs' orders.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, Squidward. Mr. Krabs' orders.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Whatever. ''[he hands the tray to Gus]'' Here you are, sir. One Krabby Patty. ''[Gus sniffs it. Gus screams with disgust and quickly back-flips his way out of the restaurant. Scene cuts to the Krusty crew standing by the door]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Whatever. ''[he hands the tray to Gus]'' Here you are, sir. One Krabby Patty. ''[Gus sniffs it. Gus screams with disgust and quickly back-flips his way out of the restaurant. Scene cuts to the Krusty crew standing by the door]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I don't understand. We haven't had a customer in weeks. I wonder if it's the new placemats | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I don't understand. We haven't had a customer in weeks. I wonder if it's the new placemats?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|What? ''[splutters]'' Placemats? Have you lost your mind? It's that old Patty you keep trying to sell to everybody! It's gone bad.}} | {{L|Squidward|What? ''[splutters]'' Placemats?! Have you lost your mind? It's that old Patty you keep trying to sell to everybody! It's gone bad.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Gone bad? That's nonsense. Bring it here, SpongeBob. ''[picks up the cage with the Patty inside it]'' Uh, why is it in a cage?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Gone bad? That's nonsense. Bring it here, SpongeBob. ''[picks up the cage with the Patty inside it]'' Uh, why is it in a cage?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Because it growled at me. ''[Patty starts to growl and bark like some sort of dog. Squidward hides behind Mr. Krabs]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Because it growled at me. ''[Patty starts to growl and bark like some sort of dog. Squidward hides behind Mr. Krabs]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You two would have never have lasted in the navy. Let's see how bad you are. ''[takes the Patty out of its cage but it still barks and growls in Mr. Krabs' face]'' No...no... ''[the Patty barks and growls some more]'' Stay... ''[throws a 'treat' into its mouth]'' Thatta girl! There, there. ''[He pats it gently]'' See? Good enough to eat. ''[about to eat it when an ambulance goes by]'' Oh, look, an ambulance. Now, then. ''[Takes a bite. Scene cuts to him, now green in color due to food poisoning, being rolled on a hospital bed]'' SpongeBob?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You two would have never have lasted in the navy. Let's see how bad you are. ''[takes the Patty out of its cage but it still barks and growls in Mr. Krabs' face]'' No...no... ''[the Patty barks and growls some more]'' Stay... ''[throws a 'treat' into its mouth]'' Thatta girl! There, there. ''[He pats it gently]'' See? Good enough to eat. ''[about to eat it when an ambulance goes by]'' Oh, look, an ambulance. Now, then... ''[Takes a bite. Scene cuts to him, now green in color due to food poisoning, being rolled on a hospital bed]'' SpongeBob?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, Mr. Krabs?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, Mr. Krabs?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Make sure you wrap up that Patty. I'm not finished with it yet! ''[scene cuts to Mr. Krabs in a hospital bed]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Make sure you wrap up that Patty. I'm not finished with it yet! ''[scene cuts to Mr. Krabs in a hospital bed]''}} | ||
{{L|Purple Doctorfish|Well, Mr. Krabs, you gave us quite the scare.}} | {{L|Purple Doctorfish|Well, Mr. Krabs, you gave us quite the scare.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So I'm gonna be okay, doc?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|So I'm gonna be okay, doc?}} | ||
{{L|Purple Doctorfish|Well, if you don't want to take my word for it, let's just check your chart. ''[looks at the chart]'' Let's see here. Hmmm...oh, no! ''[starts to shake]'' Oh | {{L|Purple Doctorfish|Well, if you don't want to take my word for it, let's just check your chart. ''[looks at the chart]'' Let's see here. Hmmm...oh, no! ''[starts to shake]'' Oh no, this is terrible! ''[drops the clipboard]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Everything okay, doc?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Everything okay, doc?}} | ||
{{L|Purple Doctorfish|Don't touch me! ''[runs out screaming]''}} | {{L|Purple Doctorfish|Don't touch me! ''[runs out screaming]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[smells something nasty]'' Blec! Why does it smell so foul?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[smells something nasty]'' Blec! Why does it smell so foul?}} | ||
{{L|Flying Dutchman|Davy Jones works out a lot. ''[opens the locker where a bunch of smelly gym socks are]'' These are his socks. Get in!}} | {{L|Flying Dutchman|Davy Jones works out a lot. ''[opens the locker where a bunch of smelly gym socks are]'' These are his socks. Get in!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gets on his knees and starts crying]'' Oh, please, Mr. Dutchman, I don't | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gets on his knees and starts crying]'' Oh, please, Mr. Dutchman, I don't wanna go in there! I'll do anything! Please, give me another chance!}} | ||
{{L|Flying Dutchman|Come on, Krabs, show a little dignity.}} | {{L|Flying Dutchman|Come on, Krabs, show a little dignity.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Mommy!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Mommy!}} | ||
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{{L|Timmy|I don't go hungry?}} | {{L|Timmy|I don't go hungry?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No, silly! It means free toy! ''[gives him a little toy]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|No, silly! It means free toy! ''[gives him a little toy]''}} | ||
{{L|Timmy|Gee, thanks | {{L|Timmy|Gee, thanks Mr. Krabs. I thought you were a cheap, old tightwad.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I was, son, I was. Free toys for everyone! And free refills! ''[everyone cheers. Mr. Krabs runs up to SpongeBob]'' Hello boy! Say, where's Squidward?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I was, son, I was. Free toys for everyone! And free refills! ''[everyone cheers. Mr. Krabs runs up to SpongeBob]'' Hello boy! Say, where's Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, he's taking one of those break things in your office, I mean, the 'employee lounge'. ''[scene cuts to Squidward sleeping in Mr. Krabs office]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, he's taking one of those break things in your office, I mean, the 'employee lounge'. ''[scene cuts to Squidward sleeping in Mr. Krabs office]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|You mean... I'm awake? ''[he screams as his head cracks through the middle over and over. Each time he cracks his head open, a new one appears. He races up to Nat drinking a Mountain Dew-like drink and he confiscates it from him]'' No more refills! ''[takes it to the soda machine and the drink gets sucked back into it like a vacuum. Then he runs up to two kids playing with toys. He steals them also.]'' Give me back them toys, you freeloaders! ''[He then runs back over to Harold watching the movie earlier]'' Show's over, cheapskate! ''[turns the TV off then presses a button that erases his memory of the movie. Harold goes dizzy.]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You mean... I'm awake? ''[he screams as his head cracks through the middle over and over. Each time he cracks his head open, a new one appears. He races up to Nat drinking a Mountain Dew-like drink and he confiscates it from him]'' No more refills! ''[takes it to the soda machine and the drink gets sucked back into it like a vacuum. Then he runs up to two kids playing with toys. He steals them also.]'' Give me back them toys, you freeloaders! ''[He then runs back over to Harold watching the movie earlier]'' Show's over, cheapskate! ''[turns the TV off then presses a button that erases his memory of the movie. Harold goes dizzy.]''}} | ||
{{L|Customer #3|Hey, it's my lucky day, a penny! ''[reaches for the penny]''}} | {{L|Customer #3|Hey, it's my lucky day, a penny! ''[reaches for the penny]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[grabs a hold of the customer's arm]'' Your luck just ran out | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[grabs a hold of the customer's arm]'' Your luck just ran out!}} | ||
{{L|Customer #3|Hey man, ease back, you're crushing my arm.}} | {{L|Customer #3|Hey man, ease back, you're crushing my arm.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Unhand that penny, or the arm comes off. ''[Flying Dutchman reappears. The customer runs away]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Unhand that penny, or the arm comes off. ''[Flying Dutchman reappears. The customer runs away]''}} | ||
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