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{{L|Mr. Krabs|You're not to make another Patty until that one is sold. Understand?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You're not to make another Patty until that one is sold. Understand?}} | ||
{{L|Narrator|The next day...}} | {{L|Narrator|The next day...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Order up, Squidward. ''[puts the tray with the old Patty | {{L|SpongeBob|Order up, Squidward. ''[puts the tray with the old Patty on the window]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[sarcastically]'' Hooray. ''[smells the Patty then flips the top bun off. Flies buzz around the stinking patty.]'' Uh... SpongeBob, can I get one with less...fog?}} | {{L|Squidward|''[sarcastically]'' Hooray. ''[smells the Patty then flips the top bun off. Flies buzz around the stinking patty.]'' Uh... SpongeBob, can I get one with less... fog?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, Squidward. Mr. Krabs' orders.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, Squidward. Mr. Krabs' orders.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Whatever. ''[he hands the tray to Gus]'' Here you are, sir. One Krabby Patty. ''[Gus sniffs it. Gus screams with disgust and quickly back-flips his way out of the restaurant. Scene cuts to the Krusty crew standing by the door]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Whatever. ''[he hands the tray to Gus]'' Here you are, sir. One Krabby Patty. ''[Gus sniffs it. Gus screams with disgust and quickly back-flips his way out of the restaurant. Scene cuts to the Krusty crew standing by the door]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Gone bad? That's nonsense. Bring it here, SpongeBob. ''[picks up the cage with the Patty inside it]'' Uh, why is it in a cage?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Gone bad? That's nonsense. Bring it here, SpongeBob. ''[picks up the cage with the Patty inside it]'' Uh, why is it in a cage?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Because it growled at me. ''[Patty starts to growl and bark like some sort of dog. Squidward hides behind Mr. Krabs]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Because it growled at me. ''[Patty starts to growl and bark like some sort of dog. Squidward hides behind Mr. Krabs]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You two would have never have lasted in the navy. Let's see how bad you are. ''[takes the Patty out of its cage but it still barks and growls in Mr. Krabs' face]'' No...no... ''[the Patty barks and growls some more]'' Stay... ''[throws a 'treat' into its mouth]'' Thatta girl! There, there. ''[He pats it gently]'' See? Good enough to eat. ''[about to eat it when an ambulance goes by]'' Oh, look, an ambulance. Now, then... ''[Takes a bite. Scene cuts to him, now green in color due to food poisoning, being rolled on a hospital bed]'' SpongeBob?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You two would have never have lasted in the navy. Let's see how bad you are. ''[takes the Patty out of its cage but it still barks and growls in Mr. Krabs' face]'' No... no... ''[the Patty barks and growls some more]'' Stay... ''[throws a 'treat' into its mouth]'' Thatta girl! There, there. ''[He pats it gently]'' See? Good enough to eat. ''[about to eat it when an ambulance goes by]'' Oh, look, an ambulance. Now, then... ''[Takes a bite. Scene cuts to him moaning, now green in color due to food poisoning, being rolled on a hospital bed]'' SpongeBob?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, Mr. Krabs?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, Mr. Krabs?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Make sure you wrap up that Patty. I'm not finished with it yet! ''[scene cuts to Mr. Krabs in a hospital bed]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Make sure you wrap up that Patty. I'm not finished with it yet! ''[scene cuts to Mr. Krabs in a hospital bed]''}} | ||
{{L|Purple Doctorfish|Well, Mr. Krabs, you gave us quite the scare.}} | {{L|Purple Doctorfish|Well, Mr. Krabs, you gave us quite the scare.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So I'm gonna be okay, doc?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|So I'm gonna be okay, doc?}} | ||
{{L|Purple Doctorfish|Well, if you don't want to take my word for it, let's just check your chart. ''[looks at the chart]'' Let's see here. Hmmm...oh, no! ''[starts to shake]'' Oh no, this is terrible! ''[drops the clipboard]''}} | {{L|Purple Doctorfish|Well, if you don't want to take my word for it, let's just check your chart. ''[looks at the chart]'' Let's see here. Hmmm... oh, no! ''[starts to shake]'' Oh no, this is terrible! ''[drops the clipboard]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Everything okay, doc?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Everything okay, doc?}} | ||
{{L|Purple Doctorfish|Don't touch me! ''[runs out screaming]''}} | {{L|Purple Doctorfish|Don't touch me! ''[runs out screaming]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Mommy!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Mommy!}} | ||
{{L|Flying Dutchman|Alright, alright, stop your crying. I'll give you another chance, but you must always be generous, never cheap.}} | {{L|Flying Dutchman|Alright, alright, stop your crying. I'll give you another chance, but you must always be generous, never cheap.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You have me word as a sailor. ''[scene cuts to the Krusty Krab where a sign hangs over it that says 'Out of Business']''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You have me word as a sailor. ''[scene cuts to the dilapidated Krusty Krab where a sign hangs over it that says 'Out of Business']''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[looking through Mr. Krabs desk drawers]'' Mr. Krabs' nose hair clippers. I could use these. ''[SpongeBob is wearing his hat and spatula, crying]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[looking through Mr. Krabs desk drawers]'' Mr. Krabs' nose hair clippers. I could use these. ''[SpongeBob is wearing his hat and spatula, crying]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, you shouldn't be going through Mr. Krabs' belongings. ''[sniffs]'' He won't like it.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, you shouldn't be going through Mr. Krabs' belongings. ''[sniffs]'' He won't like it.}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob! ''[puts down the bun]'' That's the old policy. Now run back and bring out a fresh one.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob! ''[puts down the bun]'' That's the old policy. Now run back and bring out a fresh one.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Aye, aye, sir. ''[goes into the kitchen]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Aye, aye, sir. ''[goes into the kitchen]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Sorry about the confusion. ''[pulls out a toy]'' Free toy? ''[Martha takes it]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Sorry about the confusion. ''[pulls out a toy]'' Free toy? ''[Martha takes it, looking confused]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Eugene, my man.}} | {{L|Squidward|Eugene, my man.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! How's the break coming?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! How's the break coming?}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|''[walks in with some envelopes]'' Here's your mail, Eugene.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[walks in with some envelopes]'' Here's your mail, Eugene.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Thanks, Squidward. You look rested.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Thanks, Squidward. You look rested.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Yeah, these naps at work are doing wonders for me.''[stretches and yawns a little]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Yeah, these naps at work are doing wonders for me. ''[stretches and yawns a little]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Credit card bills. Well, I knew this was coming. Let's see what the damage is. ''[opens the envelope]'' Only ten thousand dollars. That's not so bad. ''[runs up to the cash register]'' I'll just subtract it from today's profit. ''[opens the register, but there is no money in it]'' And... there's no money in here. ''[laughs]'' How delightful.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Credit card bills. Well, I knew this was coming. Let's see what the damage is. ''[opens the envelope]'' Only ten thousand dollars. That's not so bad. ''[runs up to the cash register]'' I'll just subtract it from today's profit. ''[opens the register, but there is no money in it]'' And... there's no money in here. ''[laughs]'' How delightful.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, I'm worried about Mr. Krabs.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, I'm worried about Mr. Krabs.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Wait just a burger-flipping second. ''[Flying Dutchman turns around]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Wait just a burger-flipping second. ''[Flying Dutchman turns around]''}} | ||
{{L|Flying Dutchman|Who dares back-sass the Flying Dutchman?}} | {{L|Flying Dutchman|Who dares back-sass the Flying Dutchman?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That would be me: SpongeBob Back-SassPants. I say you got the wrong crab. This Mr. Krabs is the most generous, big-hearted, non-skinflinted crab in the whole sea.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That would be me: SpongeBob Back-SassPants. I say you got the wrong crab. This Mr. Krabs is the most generous, big-hearted, non-skinflinted crab in the whole sea. ''[Mr. Krabs is happy at SpongeBob's words]''}} | ||
{{L|Flying Dutchman|He'd sell your soul for a couple of bucks.}} | {{L|Flying Dutchman|He'd sell your soul for a couple of bucks.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'd bet my soul he wouldn't.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'd bet my soul he wouldn't.}} | ||
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