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{{L|Mr. Krabs| Sit down, boy! There's no new spatulas!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs| Sit down, boy! There's no new spatulas!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[sarcastically]'' How disappointing.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[sarcastically]'' How disappointing.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You may know me daughter Pearl. She's growing up fast. ''[he looks at a picture of Pearl and Mr. Krabs in swim attire jumping up from the water]'' It seems like it was just yesterday I was teaching her how to breach. Me mammalian angel. | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You may know me daughter Pearl. She's growing up fast. ''[he looks at a picture of Pearl and Mr. Krabs in swim attire jumping up from the water]'' It seems like it was just yesterday I was teaching her how to breach. Me mammalian angel. Oh... ''[puts the picture back on the wall]'' Anyway, uh, so she's going to be working here during her summer vacation. She's got a lot of fresh ideas to bring in some hungry customers! ''[a bell rings]''}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|''[off-screen]'' Hello? Daddy?}} | {{L|Pearl|''[off-screen]'' Hello? Daddy?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Thar she blows! ''[Mr. Krabs leaves the room]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Thar she blows! ''[Mr. Krabs leaves the room]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Well, I like it so far.}} | {{L|Squidward|Well, I like it so far.}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|''[Pearl lifts up the box]'' Ta-daaaaaaaaaaa... ''[Squidward gasps. The body suit is pink with purple flowers and on the top are two K's being held up by springs]'' It's the new Krusty Krew uniform. I designed it myself. ''[Pearl hands SpongeBob a mirror]''}} | {{L|Pearl|''[Pearl lifts up the box]'' Ta-daaaaaaaaaaa... ''[Squidward gasps. The body suit is pink with purple flowers and on the top are two K's being held up by springs]'' It's the new Krusty Krew uniform. I designed it myself. ''[Pearl hands SpongeBob a mirror]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward| | {{L|Squidward|Okay, this is it, SpongeBob. Now tell her how you really feel about that uniform.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Squidward. ''[he winks to him]'' Pearl... this is the greatest uniform ever!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward| | {{L|Squidward|Fish paste.}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|Oh SpongeBob, you look so adorable. I could just eat you up.}} | {{L|Pearl|Oh SpongeBob, you look so adorable. I could just eat you up.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry Pearl, but this item's not on the menu! ''[giggles]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Sorry Pearl, but this item's not on the menu! ''[giggles]''}} | ||
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{{L|Pearl|Totally, S.B. You ooze fashion. And I've got some completely coral concepts for this old joint, and I'm going to need someone with your kind of talent to help me.}} | {{L|Pearl|Totally, S.B. You ooze fashion. And I've got some completely coral concepts for this old joint, and I'm going to need someone with your kind of talent to help me.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, I have been trying to get Mr. Krabs to make a few changes around here. ''[he looks at a picture he drew of Mr. Krabs, himself and Squidward with mustaches]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, I have been trying to get Mr. Krabs to make a few changes around here. ''[he looks at a picture he drew of Mr. Krabs, himself and Squidward with mustaches]''}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|Why, with my girlish instincts and your | {{L|Pearl|Why, with my girlish instincts and your um... sponginess, ''[cut to a view of the Krusty Krab as a deserted place, where a skeleton is sitting at a table]'' we'll turn this worn-out lunch wagon into a teenage paradise.}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|''[cut to Pearl with a notepad, thinking]'' SpongeBob, what do you like better? The Kutie Krab or the Kooky Krab?}} | {{L|Pearl|''[cut to Pearl with a notepad, thinking]'' SpongeBob, what do you like better? The Kutie Krab or the Kooky Krab?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Squidward runs over]'' For what, dare I ask?}} | {{L|Squidward|''[Squidward runs over]'' For what, dare I ask?}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Well, sure it's a terrible name, but this is a terrible place. Therefore, the name should be left alone. Right, SpongeBob?}} | {{L|Squidward|Well, sure it's a terrible name, but this is a terrible place. Therefore, the name should be left alone. Right, SpongeBob?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I got it! How about The Kayate Krab?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I got it! How about The Kayate Krab?}} | ||
{{L|Pearl| | {{L|Pearl|Hmm... how about The Kissy Krab? ''[puckers up lips and makes kissing noises]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob is now in royal attire]'' The King Krab?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob is now in royal attire]'' The King Krab?}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|''[Pearl holds up a lollipop, which bears an odd resemblance to her father]'' The Kandy Krab!}} | {{L|Pearl|''[Pearl holds up a lollipop, which bears an odd resemblance to her father]'' The Kandy Krab!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob is now dressed as a jazzy beatnik]'' The Kool Krab. ''[now, he's a cowboy riding a stick | {{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob is now dressed as a jazzy beatnik]'' The Kool Krab. ''[now, he's a cowboy riding a stick horse]'' Or the Kowboy Krab! ''[now, he's totally stretched out]'' The Kurly Krab. ''[now, he's a mad scientist holding a brain with Mr. Krabs-like arms coming from it]'' The Kreepy Krab. ''[now he's a crazy killer jungle man with a loincloth]'' THE KILLER KRAB!}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|''[freaked out]'' Aaah! No!}} | {{L|Pearl|''[freaked out]'' Aaah! No!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You're right, too scary. ''[they both think and finally get the name and hug]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|You're right, too scary. ''[they both think and finally get the name and hug]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|That's it! I quit! ''[he rips off his uniform, revealing nothing under it. A police whistle is blown and a cop comes over. He writes him a ticket and places it between his legs. Inside the restaurant, it's a total makeover, like Pearl said before, it's a teenage paradise]''}} | {{L|Squidward|That's it! I quit! ''[he rips off his uniform, revealing nothing under it. A police whistle is blown and a cop comes over. He writes him a ticket and places it between his legs. Inside the restaurant, it's a total makeover, like Pearl said before, it's a teenage paradise]''}} | ||
{{L|Shelia|Finally! A cool place for teens to just, you know, hang out! ''[Pearl and SpongeBob marvel at their makeover]''}} | {{L|Shelia|Finally! A cool place for teens to just, you know, hang out! ''[Pearl and SpongeBob marvel at their makeover]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Pearl, you're a genius. All these young, hip new customers. | {{L|SpongeBob|Pearl, you're a genius. All these young, hip new customers. Phooey on Squidward. He can't keep up with the times. You're a true visionary, Pearl.}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|Thank you, SpongeBob. I do have 20/20 vision. ''[blinks bashfully]''}} | {{L|Pearl|Thank you, SpongeBob. I do have 20/20 vision. ''[blinks bashfully]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, hip people have to eat too. Back to the grill. ''[SpongeBob is in the kitchen at the grill]'' The customers may be hot but my grill is hotter. ''[he pushes his spatula on the grill and imitates a sizzle]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, hip people have to eat too. Back to the grill. ''[SpongeBob is in the kitchen at the grill]'' The customers may be hot but my grill is hotter. ''[he pushes his spatula on the grill and imitates a sizzle]''}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|''[Pearl is in the ordering window to hand SpongeBob an order]'' SpongeBob, order up!}} | {{L|Pearl|''[Pearl is in the ordering window to hand SpongeBob an order]'' SpongeBob, order up!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|Two... sa-''lads.'' Never heard of it. I got to stay hip. I don't want to end up like silly old Squidward. But what in the name of Davy Jones' locker is a ''[pronounces it wrong]'' sa-''lad?'' ''[cut to SpongeBob walking up to Pearl with a tray with two Krabby Patties]'' Here you go. Two sa-''lads.''}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|Ew, gross. Those aren't salads. Take those back. Remove the bun, the patty and the condiments.}} | {{L|Pearl|Ew, gross. Those aren't salads. Take those back. Remove the bun, the patty and the condiments.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|But that just leaves the lettuce and the tomato.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|But that just leaves the lettuce and the tomato.}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|Exactly.}} | {{L|Pearl|Exactly.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|All right. ''[walks back to the kitchen and sadly removes the top bun]'' | {{L|SpongeBob|All right. ''[walks back to the kitchen and sadly removes the top bun]'' Okay, no buns. That's hip. ''[removes the bottom bun]'' No patties ''[removes the patty]'' happenin.' ''[crushed]'' Oh yeah, that's definitely the coolest meal I've ever saw.}} | ||
{{L|Nazz|This is so cool!}} | {{L|Nazz|This is so cool!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob walks over with a tray of | {{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob walks over with a tray of salads to Nazz and Nancy at a table, who are talking]'' Two salads. ''[he drops the tray on the table and walks back to the kitchen]'' That was awful. I hope I never have to tear apart a perfectly good Krabby Patty ever again. I don't think my heart can take it. ''[he screams, noticing the grill is gone]'' Where's the grill?}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|Come on SpongeBob, you're a hip guy. You know that fried foods are O-U-T, out!}} | {{L|Pearl|Come on SpongeBob, you're a hip guy. You know that fried foods are O-U-T, out!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|Uh... right on.}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|Check out this new menu I came up with. ''[SpongeBob takes the menu]''}} | {{L|Pearl|Check out this new menu I came up with. ''[SpongeBob takes the menu]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[reading it]'' Salad and tea. But where are the Krabby Patties?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[reading it]'' Salad and tea. But where are the Krabby Patties?}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|Silly, those aren't hip. And you won't be needing that thing anymore. ''[takes the spatula from SpongeBob. He starts to stutter]'' I've got something more fun for you to do anyway. ''[cut to SpongeBob outside the restaurant in a crab suit, waving at cars. One car with Gus stops]''}} | {{L|Pearl|Silly, those aren't hip. And you won't be needing that thing anymore. ''[takes the spatula from SpongeBob. He starts to stutter]'' I've got something more fun for you to do anyway. ''[cut to SpongeBob outside the restaurant in a crab suit, waving at cars. One car with Gus stops]''}} | ||
{{L|Gus|Hey buddy, you need a ride? I was just on my way to the big doofus convention! ''[laughs and drives off]''}} | {{L|Gus|Hey buddy, you need a ride? I was just on my way to the big doofus convention! ''[laughs and drives off]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|This is humiliating. I'm a fry cook, darn it! You can take away my spatula, but when you take away my dignity, that's when I get mad! I'm going to march right up to Mr. Krabs' office and tell him this is just too much! ''[he walks toward the restaurant, but gravity gets the best of him and he falls over. He struggles to get up and starts to whimper. Cut to Sponge at Mr. Krabs' door, outside the costume]'' | {{L|SpongeBob|This is humiliating. I'm a fry cook, darn it! You can take away my spatula, but when you take away my dignity, that's when I get mad! I'm going to march right up to Mr. Krabs' office and tell him this is just too much! ''[he walks toward the restaurant, but gravity gets the best of him and he falls over. He struggles to get up and starts to whimper. Cut to Sponge at Mr. Krabs' door, outside the costume]'' Okay SpongeBob, you can do this. Come on... ''[he knocks on the door and peeks in]'' Mr. Krabs, can I talk to you? ''[Mr. Krabs' office is just as elaborately decorated as the rest of the restaurant]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Come on in, me boy! Have a seat.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Come on in, me boy! Have a seat.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Thanks, Mr. Krabs. ''[he sits down in a bear bean bag chair, but starts to sink inside it]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Thanks, Mr. Krabs. ''[he sits down in a bear bean bag chair, but starts to sink inside it]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|How about my cuddly executive buddy? ''[picks up a blue stress-relief doll]'' Reduces stress for only five easy payments of $9.95. ''[Krabs squeezes it and its eyes, nose and ears pop out]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|How about my cuddly executive buddy? ''[picks up a blue stress-relief doll]'' Reduces stress for only five easy payments of $9.95. ''[Krabs squeezes it and its eyes, nose and ears pop out]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob pops out of the chair]'' Mr. Krabs, Pearl is ruining the Krusty Krab! ''[he covers his mouth]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob pops out of the chair]'' Mr. Krabs, Pearl is ruining the Krusty Krab! ''[he covers his mouth]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What?! Why, Pearl is saving the Krusty Krab! I mean, the Kuddly Krab. ''[goes over to a picture of a seahorse]'' What would we do without these beautiful $20 sea unicorn wall hangers? ''[goes to a strand of lights]'' How could we ever survive without these $35 heart lights? How could we go on without a sea fern on every last table?! ''[holds one up]'' It's hip! It's coral! It' | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What?! Why, Pearl is saving the Krusty Krab! I mean, the Kuddly Krab. ''[goes over to a picture of a seahorse]'' What would we do without these beautiful $20 sea unicorn wall hangers? ''[goes to a strand of lights]'' How could we ever survive without these $35 heart lights? How could we go on without a sea fern on every last table?! ''[holds one up]'' It's hip! It's coral! It's... it's losing money! ''[starts to cry]'' Oh you're right SpongeBob. But I can't fire me pride and joy, it'll break her fragile little heart! What am I going to do?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|There there, Mr. Krabs. I'm sure there's another way.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|There there, Mr. Krabs. I'm sure there's another way.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's it boy!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|That's it boy!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|What's it?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What's it?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You could fire her! It's | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You could fire her! It's ok if she hates you.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That's not what I said, sir. ''[Mr. Krabs brings SpongeBob to the door]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That's not what I said, sir. ''[Mr. Krabs brings SpongeBob to the door]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Great then, it's all settled: you fire Pearly, I'll wait in me office. ''[SpongeBob is pushed out the door and accidentally runs into Pearl]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Great then, it's all settled: you fire Pearly, I'll wait in me office. ''[SpongeBob is pushed out the door and accidentally runs into Pearl]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Pearl, can I see to you in the kitchen for a second?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Pearl, can I see to you in the kitchen for a second?}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|Sure, SpongeBob. ''[they walk to the kitchen]''}} | {{L|Pearl|Sure, SpongeBob. ''[they walk to the kitchen]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[thinking]'' How am I going to break it to her? I've never fired anyone before. I just got to say it. Pearl, you're fired! | {{L|SpongeBob|''[thinking]'' How am I going to break it to her? I've never fired anyone before. I just got to say it. Pearl, you're fired! Okay, here it goes. ''[SpongeBob opens his mouth to say it, but Pearl is already crying]''}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|''[crying]'' Oh, SpongeBob! ''[SpongeBob lets out a sigh of some relief]''}} | {{L|Pearl|''[crying]'' Oh, SpongeBob! ''[SpongeBob lets out a sigh of some relief]''}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|I can't take it anymore! Nothing I do is working!}} | {{L|Pearl|I can't take it anymore! Nothing I do is working!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sure it is, Pearl. Look at all the hip, young people eating | {{L|SpongeBob|Sure it is, Pearl. Look at all the hip, young people eating sa-''lads!''}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|No, don't you get it! I've been trying to get fired since day one! I was only pretending to like this place to please Daddy. This job is cutting majorly into my social life. Oh SpongeBob, what should I do?}} | {{L|Pearl|No, don't you get it! I've been trying to get fired since day one! I was only pretending to like this place to please Daddy. This job is cutting majorly into my social life. Oh SpongeBob, what should I do?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob thinks for a second]'' I got it! I can pretend to ''[air quotes]'' "fire you." I'll take the heat from old man Krabs later.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob thinks for a second]'' I got it! I can pretend to ''[air quotes]'' "fire you." I'll take the heat from old man Krabs later.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[muffled]'' Stop trying to break me in half?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[muffled]'' Stop trying to break me in half?}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|''[Pearl drops him]'' Deal. ''[cut to SpongeBob and Pearl walking up to Mr. Krabs' door, Pearl tries to conceal her laughing]'' Oh, boy! , }} | {{L|Pearl|''[Pearl drops him]'' Deal. ''[cut to SpongeBob and Pearl walking up to Mr. Krabs' door, Pearl tries to conceal her laughing]'' Oh, boy! , }} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Pearl. We've got to make this convincing. ''[loud and clear]'' Pearl I need to have a word with you! ''[we see Mr. Krabs in his office sobbing]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh no, here it goes! I don't know if I can bear to listen.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh no, here it goes! I don't know if I can bear to listen.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|It's not that you haven't done a good job around here, it's just | {{L|SpongeBob|It's not that you haven't done a good job around here, it's just that...}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Mr. Krabs is pushed against the door]'' Don't be too hard on her, now. Why does it have to be this way? ''[he sees himself in the uniform in the mirror]'' It's for the best.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Mr. Krabs is pushed against the door]'' Don't be too hard on her, now. Why does it have to be this way? ''[he sees himself in the uniform in the mirror]'' It's for the best.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, we feel it might be in everybody's best interest | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, we feel it might be in everybody's best interest if...}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I can't let him do this! ''[he goes for the door, then sees the vault open. It's empty, and a spider crawls around its web]'' Get on with it, SpongeBob!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I can't let him do this! ''[he goes for the door, then sees the vault open. It's empty, and a spider crawls around its web]'' Get on with it, SpongeBob!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Pearl, you're fired. ''[Mr. Krabs chokes and falls over]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Pearl, you're fired. ''[Mr. Krabs chokes and falls over]''}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|Thanks, SpongeBob. ''[kisses him. She runs off and jumps into a car with all her friends]'' Come on gang, the mall awaits! ''[they drive off. SpongeBob runs into the office]''}} | {{L|Pearl|Thanks, SpongeBob. ''[kisses him. She runs off and jumps into a car with all her friends]'' Come on gang, the mall awaits! ''[they drive off. SpongeBob runs into the office]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Mr. Krabs, I did it! ''[he screams when he sees Mr. Krabs' body. He runs over to a bill behind glass, which is for emergency purposes and he breaks the glass. He waves the bill under Krabs' nose]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Mr. Krabs, I did it! ''[he screams when he sees Mr. Krabs' body. He runs over to a bill behind glass, which is for emergency purposes and he breaks the glass. He waves the bill under Krabs' nose]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[regaining consciousness]'' Oh | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[regaining consciousness]'' Oh Pearly... ''[sniffs]'' Is that a 20? ''[he pockets the bill]'' Oh SpongeBob, how could I have done such a thing to me own flesh and blood? ''[cries]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|There, there, Mr. Krabs. Pearl took it just fine, in fact, she seemed sort of happy.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|There, there, Mr. Krabs. Pearl took it just fine, in fact, she seemed sort of happy.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Really?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Really?}} | ||
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