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{{L|''[Zoom in on SpongeBob, he is bawling and sitting in the area between his pineapple and Squidward’s home. His tears send him up and down off the ground. Patrick walks up and pats SpongeBobs back]''}}
{{L|''[Zoom in on SpongeBob, he is bawling and sitting in the area between his pineapple and Squidward’s home. His tears send him up and down off the ground. Patrick walks up and pats SpongeBob's back]''}}
{{L|Patrick|There, there, SpongeBob. No need to cry.}}
{{L|Patrick|There, there, SpongeBob. No need to cry.}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob pops off Patricks shoulder]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob pops off Patricks shoulder]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|No, Patrick, that’s your mother. But that does give me an idea! Well throw Sandy the mother of welcome home parties! Patrick, to the treedome! ''[runs off, distorted trumpet fanfare plays]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No, Patrick, that’s your mother. But that does give me an idea! Well throw Sandy the mother of welcome home parties! Patrick, to the treedome! ''[runs off, distorted trumpet fanfare plays]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Wa-hey!}}
{{L|Patrick|Wa-hey!}}
{{L|''[Patrick runs after SpongeBob. Bubble transition to Sandys house; SpongeBob and Patrick sneak into it with party supplies. SpongeBob twirls the handle open and the two run in and start painting on a blue banner with white paint. SpongeBob writes from left to right, and Patrick does the opposite. They run out of space on the banner, and it reads “WELCOMANDY“. Balloons rise up, transitioning to Patrick inhaling deeply. He holds an uninflated balloon to the fishbowl around his head and tries to blow it up, failing. SpongeBob walks over, knocking on Patrick‘s bowl to get his attention. Patrick and SpongeBob jump out of the tree holding balloons. The balloons fill with air as they float down. They stop, floating in midair just above the ground and start to kick their legs trying to reach it. There is another balloon transition to SpongeBob icing a cake which reads "WELCOME HOME SANDY!"]''}}
{{L|''[Patrick runs after SpongeBob. Bubble transition to Sandys house; SpongeBob and Patrick sneak into it with party supplies. SpongeBob twirls the handle open and the two run in and start painting on a blue banner with white paint. SpongeBob writes from left to right, and Patrick does the opposite. They run out of space on the banner, and it reads “WELCOMANDY“. Balloons rise up, transitioning to Patrick inhaling deeply. He holds an uninflated balloon to the fishbowl around his head and tries to blow it up, failing. SpongeBob walks over, knocking on Patrick's bowl to get his attention. Patrick and SpongeBob jump out of the tree holding balloons. The balloons fill with air as they float down. They stop, floating in midair just above the ground and start to kick their legs trying to reach it. There is another balloon transition to SpongeBob icing a cake which reads "WELCOME HOME SANDY!"]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Ah! ''[cake is shown, with two red hearts on either side of the word "WELCOME". SpongeBob sets the icing down. The cake is missing from the tray. Patrick is next to him eating the cake. His water helmets sitting on the table. He notices SpongeBob glaring at him, pulls the cake out of his mouth and sets it on the tray. The cake is now in the shape of Texas]'' Huh? ''[View of the cake. The two red hearts are at the top of the Texas-shaped cake, followed by the words ‘Welcome Home Sandy’ written in cursive. The ‘y’ in ‘Sandy’ curls down to a waving SpongeBob and Patrick decoration. The two smile. There is another ballon transition to Patrick and SpongeBob pulling ropes to hang a blue “WELCOME ‘DOME’ SANDY’ banner in the branches of the tree. A sign points out from the top of the tree that reads “WE MISSED YOU!” on what appears to be wood. Balloons are hung in the tree’s branches as well as pink banners. SpongeBob looks at his watch]'' Weve readied this place for Sandy’s arrival which should be about - WHOO! Right now! ''[A red bus comes down the road, pulls up to Sandys house and stops. The door opens and Sandy walks out, carrying a suitcase. Patrick and SpongeBob run out from the treedome and stop in front of Sandy. SpongeBob sings]'' Welcome home Sandy, you know that we missed ya’!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Ah! ''[cake is shown, with two red hearts on either side of the word "WELCOME". SpongeBob sets the icing down. The cake is missing from the tray. Patrick is next to him eating the cake. His water helmets sitting on the table. He notices SpongeBob glaring at him, pulls the cake out of his mouth and sets it on the tray. The cake is now in the shape of Texas]'' Huh? ''[View of the cake. The two red hearts are at the top of the Texas-shaped cake, followed by the words ‘Welcome Home Sandy’ written in cursive. The ‘y’ in ‘Sandy’ curls down to a waving SpongeBob and Patrick decoration. The two smile. There is another ballon transition to Patrick and SpongeBob pulling ropes to hang a blue “WELCOME ‘DOME’ SANDY’ banner in the branches of the tree. A sign points out from the top of the tree that reads “WE MISSED YOU!” on what appears to be wood. Balloons are hung in the tree’s branches as well as pink banners. SpongeBob looks at his watch]'' We've readied this place for Sandy’s arrival which should be about - WHOO! Right now! ''[A red bus comes down the road, pulls up to Sandy's house and stops. The door opens and Sandy walks out, carrying a suitcase. Patrick and SpongeBob run out from the treedome and stop in front of Sandy. SpongeBob sings]'' Welcome home Sandy, you know that we missed ya’!}}
{{L|Bus driver|No! No one wants to hear you sing!}}
{{L|Bus driver|No! No one wants to hear you sing!}}
{{L|Sandy|Sorry, SpongeBob. He’s got a fierce ‘no-singing’ policy.}}
{{L|Sandy|Sorry, SpongeBob. He’s got a fierce ‘no-singing’ policy.}}
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{{L|Sandy|''[Still scratching her neck]'' Rashy sore! I mean sure.}}
{{L|Sandy|''[Still scratching her neck]'' Rashy sore! I mean sure.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Ya ready? ''[Sandy scratches her back with her karate gloves on]'' And, how bout now? You ready?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Ya ready? ''[Sandy scratches her back with her karate gloves on]'' And, how bout now? You ready?}}
{{L|Sandy|''[Sandy gets on the floor and scratches her head like a dog, then gets up and scratches her arm]'' Creepin critters! Feels like somethins bitin me! ''[She looks at her arm closely, her eyes move back and forth, spotting a flea. The flea is biting Sandys skin. The flea looks up and screeches]'' Ive got a flea?! Well, I aint gonna take that without a fight! ''[She karate chops her arm]'' Hi-ya! ''[The flea jumps off Sandys arm and lands on her leg]'' Ill get ya! ''[She chops her leg three times and tosses her gloves away. She starts biting her leg. SpongeBob and Patrick stare at her, then look at each other. Sandy scratches her leg and her back with her hands, then turns over to scratch her back. SpongeBob walks over]'' SpongeBob! My suitcase! Hurry! ''[SpongeBob brings over a blue suitcase. Sandy opens it]'' Im ashamed to say this SpongeBob, but while I was in Texas, I seem to have picked up a flea.}}
{{L|Sandy|''[Sandy gets on the floor and scratches her head like a dog, then gets up and scratches her arm]'' Creepin' critters! Feels like somethins bitin me! ''[She looks at her arm closely, her eyes move back and forth, spotting a flea. The flea is biting Sandy's skin. The flea looks up and screeches]'' Ive got a flea?! Well, I ain't gonna take that without a fight! ''[She karate chops her arm]'' Hi-ya! ''[The flea jumps off Sandy's arm and lands on her leg]'' Ill get ya! ''[She chops her leg three times and tosses her gloves away. She starts biting her leg. SpongeBob and Patrick stare at her, then look at each other. Sandy scratches her leg and her back with her hands, then turns over to scratch her back. SpongeBob walks over]'' SpongeBob! My suitcase! Hurry! ''[SpongeBob brings over a blue suitcase. Sandy opens it]'' Im ashamed to say this SpongeBob, but while I was in Texas, I seem to have picked up a flea.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Whats a flea?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Whats a flea?}}
{{L|Sandy|A flea is a dastardly little vermin that bites us air breathers. But this here flea collar will send the critter arunnin. ''[Flea jumps off Sandy and lands on SpongeBobs hand. The flea screeches]''}}
{{L|Sandy|A flea is a dastardly little vermin that bites us air breathers. But this here flea collar will send the critter arunnin. ''[Flea jumps off Sandy and lands on SpongeBobs hand. The flea screeches]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Sandy! Oh, no! Are you okay? ''[Sandy gets up and spits out fleas]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sandy! Oh, no! Are you okay? ''[Sandy gets up and spits out fleas]''}}
{{L|Sandy|Them varmints is tough. They're from Texas! Whew! ''[She goes back on the floor]''}}
{{L|Sandy|Them varmints is tough. They're from Texas! Whew! ''[She goes back on the floor]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Its gonna be all right. ''[picks her up]'' We will help you. ''[Fleas come down like planes. SpongeBob and Patrick scream]'' Okay, you know what? None of this would have happened if you didnt come back with your infestation! All youve brought us is fleas, and trouble and pain, and itching, and a rash! And pain, and fleas, and itching and... pain! So... much... pain! So much pain! And as for you! If you hadnt thrown this party, we wouldnt be in this mess!}}
{{L|Patrick|It's gonna be all right. ''[picks her up]'' We will help you. ''[Fleas come down like planes. SpongeBob and Patrick scream]'' Okay, you know what? None of this would have happened if you didn't come back with your infestation! All you've brought us is fleas, and trouble and pain, and itching, and a rash! And pain, and fleas, and itching and... pain! So... much... pain! So much pain! And as for you! If you hadn't thrown this party, we wouldn't be in this mess!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait a minute! You had as much to do with this party as I did!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait a minute! You had as much to do with this party as I did!}}
{{L|Patrick|You call this a party?! Im beginning to question our friendship.}}
{{L|Patrick|You call this a party?! I'm beginning to question our friendship.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Stop smudging my helmet!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Stop smudging my helmet!}}
{{L|Patrick|Oh, Ive got half a mind, buddy!}}
{{L|Patrick|Oh, Ive got half a mind, buddy!}}
{{L|Sandy|Would you two men stop yelling at each other? ''[Pushes them to the ground]'' What does that prove? If were gonna get out of this, we gotta work together!}}
{{L|Sandy|Would you two men stop yelling at each other? ''[Pushes them to the ground]'' What does that prove? If were gonna get out of this, we gotta work together!}}
{{L|Patrick|Youre right. I have an idea. SpongeBob! You get on Sandys shoulders! Uh, huh. Good. Now, Ill get on top, of you! ''[Straining to get on top of SpongeBobs shoulders]'' Ah... ''[Munches on an apple, then burps]'' Ahhh... much better. ''[the "tower" topples over]'' Whoa!}}
{{L|Patrick|Youre right. I have an idea. SpongeBob! You get on Sandys shoulders! Uh, huh. Good. Now, Ill get on top, of you! ''[Straining to get on top of SpongeBob's shoulders]'' Ah... ''[Munches on an apple, then burps]'' Ahhh... much better. ''[the "tower" topples over]'' Whoa!}}
{{L|Sandy|I do not play games! ''[The fleas assemble to make an evil face, then laugh evilly. SpongeBob and Patrick hold each other in fright]'' Quick! In the treehouse! its the only safe place left! ''[Shuts the door behind her]'' We should be protected here! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick look shocked as the tree house rumbles and fleas enter through the window]'' Hold on! ''[Sandy throws an acorn on a button labeled Emergency escape hatch". The floor opens and leads them back outside. Fleas start to take over the treedome, and break the picnic table, and start to cover SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy]''}}
{{L|Sandy|I do not play games! ''[The fleas assemble to make an evil face, then laugh evilly. SpongeBob and Patrick hold each other in fright]'' Quick! In the treehouse! its the only safe place left! ''[Shuts the door behind her]'' We should be protected here! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick look shocked as the tree house rumbles and fleas enter through the window]'' Hold on! ''[Sandy throws an acorn on a button labeled Emergency escape hatch". The floor opens and leads them back outside. Fleas start to take over the treedome, and break the picnic table, and start to cover SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Is this how we will spend the rest of our lives? Living in fleas instead of water?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Is this how we will spend the rest of our lives? Living in fleas instead of water?}}
{{L|Sandy|''[Her mind pings with an idea]'' SpongeBob! Thats It! Water! ''[She puts on her helmet and karate chops her way to the door. She opens it, and water starts to fill the dome. Patrick and SpongeBob start to cry. Their helmets come off]''}}
{{L|Sandy|''[Her mind pings with an idea]'' SpongeBob! Thats It! Water! ''[She puts on her helmet and karate chops her way to the door. She opens it, and water starts to fill the dome. Patrick and SpongeBob start to cry. Their helmets come off]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Water! ''[Fish are being sucked into the dome]'' }}
{{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Water! ''[Fish are being sucked into the dome]'' }}
{{L|SpongeBob|It sure is good to have you back, Sandy! ''[The episode ends with the ocean empty and all the citizens stuck in Sandys treedome]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|It sure is good to have you back, Sandy! ''[The episode ends with the ocean empty and all the citizens stuck in Sandy's treedome]''}}
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