A Flea in Her Dome/transcript: Difference between revisions
>Nicko756Bot m Protected "A Flea in Her Dome (transcript)": [ESB:Proposals/Move-protect all episode transcripts and galleries/voting]] ([move=sysop] (indefinite)) |
>Devin Skywalker No edit summary |
||
| Line 19: | Line 19: | ||
{{L|Sandy|Sorry, SpongeBob, he's got a fierce no-singing policy. ''[bus drives off]''}} | {{L|Sandy|Sorry, SpongeBob, he's got a fierce no-singing policy. ''[bus drives off]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That's quite alright, Miss Cheeks. As long you don't have a fierce no-partying policy. ''[Sandy giggles. The three go inside the treedome]'' First, cake, then we'll karate-chop, and then...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That's quite alright, Miss Cheeks. As long you don't have a fierce no-partying policy. ''[Sandy giggles. The three go inside the treedome]'' First, cake, then we'll karate-chop, and then...}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|''[She notices the decorations the two had put up earlier]'' Wow, guys. You two, uh... ''[she scratches her neck. All but her helmet is | {{L|Sandy|''[She notices the decorations the two had put up earlier]'' Wow, guys. You two, uh... ''[she scratches her neck. All but her helmet is off]'' Really know how to, uh.. ''[scratches her back]'' Throw a party.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I knew it! You have been itching to see us.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I knew it! You have been itching to see us.}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|Well, something's making my skin crawl.}} | {{L|Sandy|Well, something's making my skin crawl.}} | ||
| Line 34: | Line 34: | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, you're welcome, Sandy. Hey, uh, are you still up for some karate chops?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Uh, you're welcome, Sandy. Hey, uh, are you still up for some karate chops?}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|''[Still scratching her neck]'' Rashy sore. I mean, sure.}} | {{L|Sandy|''[Still scratching her neck]'' Rashy sore. I mean, sure.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[The scene changes to show SpongeBob and Sandy in there | {{L|SpongeBob|''[The scene changes to show SpongeBob and Sandy in there karate gear]'' Ya ready? ''[Sandy scratches her back with her karate gloves on]'' And how 'bout now? You ready?}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|''[Sandy gets on the floor and scratches her head like a dog, then gets up and scratches her arm]'' Creepin' critters, feels like somethin's bitin' me. ''[She looks at her arm closely, her eyes move back and forth, she spots a flea. The flea is biting Sandy's skin. The flea looks up and screeches]'' I've got a flea? Well, I ain't gonna take that without a fight. ''[She karate chops her arm]'' Hi...yah! ''[The flea jumps off Sandy's arm and lands on her leg]'' I'll get ya. ''[She chops her leg three times and tosses her gloves away. She starts biting her leg. SpongeBob and Patrick stare at her, then look at each other. Sandy scratches her leg and her back with her hands, then turns over to scratch her back. SpongeBob walks over]'' SpongeBob, my suitcase. Hurry. ''[SpongeBob brings over a blue suitcase. Sandy opens it]'' I'm ashamed to say this, SpongeBob, but while I was in Texas, I seem to have picked up a flea. ''[She digs around for something]''}} | {{L|Sandy|''[Sandy gets on the floor and scratches her head like a dog, then gets up and scratches her arm]'' Creepin' critters, feels like somethin's bitin' me. ''[She looks at her arm closely, her eyes move back and forth, she spots a flea. The flea is biting Sandy's skin. The flea looks up and screeches]'' I've got a flea? Well, I ain't gonna take that without a fight. ''[She karate chops her arm]'' Hi...yah! ''[The flea jumps off Sandy's arm and lands on her leg]'' I'll get ya. ''[She chops her leg three times and tosses her gloves away. She starts biting her leg. SpongeBob and Patrick stare at her, then look at each other. Sandy scratches her leg and her back with her hands, then turns over to scratch her back. SpongeBob walks over]'' SpongeBob, my suitcase. Hurry. ''[SpongeBob brings over a blue suitcase. Sandy opens it]'' I'm ashamed to say this, SpongeBob, but while I was in Texas, I seem to have picked up a flea. ''[She digs around for something]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|What's a flea?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What's a flea?}} | ||
| Line 43: | Line 43: | ||
{{L|Sandy|'Cause he's hungry. When a flea bites you, it's 'cause he's sucking up your blood for nutrition.}} | {{L|Sandy|'Cause he's hungry. When a flea bites you, it's 'cause he's sucking up your blood for nutrition.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I've been bit by a vampire flea! ''[He looks up into the air]'' No! ''[kneels and looks down]'' I'm gonna turn into a vampire now! ''[lies on the ground and starts pulling out grass]'' It's already happening! Ah, ah! ''[growls, blows raspberry, his tongue goes around his mouth, then opens and closes mouth and has a squirrel nose]''}} | {{L|Patrick|I've been bit by a vampire flea! ''[He looks up into the air]'' No! ''[kneels and looks down]'' I'm gonna turn into a vampire now! ''[lies on the ground and starts pulling out grass]'' It's already happening! Ah, ah! ''[growls, blows raspberry, his tongue goes around his mouth, then opens and closes mouth and has a squirrel nose]''}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|Patrick ''[Patrick's nose disappears]'' there ain't no such thing as vampires.}} | {{L|Sandy|Patrick, ''[Patrick's nose disappears]'' there ain't no such thing as vampires.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[scratches side like a dog]'' Augh! Doesn't matter! ''[Grabs flea collar off SpongeBob]'' Oh, this itch is killing me. Yagh! ''[puts the collar on like a belt. The flea jumps off Patrick screeching and lands back on Sandy. She starts scratching]''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[scratches side like a dog]'' Augh! Doesn't matter! ''[Grabs flea collar off SpongeBob]'' Oh, this itch is killing me. Yagh! ''[puts the collar on like a belt. The flea jumps off Patrick screeching and lands back on Sandy. She starts scratching]''}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|Aah! Gimmie that! ''[She takes the collar and puts it on her neck]'' Phew! ''[The flea jumps back on SpongeBob and goes under his tie]''}} | {{L|Sandy|Aah! Gimmie that! ''[She takes the collar and puts it on her neck]'' Phew! ''[The flea jumps back on SpongeBob and goes under his tie]''}} | ||
| Line 56: | Line 56: | ||
{{L|Patrick|Wah!}} | {{L|Patrick|Wah!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Whoa!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Whoa!}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|Hey! ''["cannonballs" hit the glass and the flea pile grows bigger]'' Y'all got the aim of a cross-eyed armadilla. ''[the flea pile grows even bigger and makes the shape of an ocean wave. The three scream | {{L|Sandy|Hey! ''["cannonballs" hit the glass and the flea pile grows bigger]'' Y'all got the aim of a cross-eyed armadilla. ''[the flea pile grows even bigger and makes the shape of an ocean wave. The three scream]'' Run again!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Okay. ''[The flea wave hits the three of them. SpongeBob looks at his arms and they swell with flea bites. Sandy and Patrick swell, too]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Okay. ''[The flea wave hits the three of them. SpongeBob looks at his arms and they swell with flea bites. Sandy and Patrick swell, too.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Aah!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Aah!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Mraah!}} | {{L|Patrick|Mraah!}} | ||
| Line 68: | Line 68: | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sandy! Oh, no! Are you okay? ''[Sandy gets up and spits out fleas]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Sandy! Oh, no! Are you okay? ''[Sandy gets up and spits out fleas]''}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|Them varmints is tough. They're from Texas, phew!}} | {{L|Sandy|Them varmints is tough. They're from Texas, phew!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|It's gonna be all right. ''[picks her up]'' We will help you. ''[Fleas come down like planes. SpongeBob and Patrick scream]'' Okay, you know what? None of this would have happened if you didn't come back with your infestation! All you've brought us is fleas, and trouble and pain and itching and a rash. And pain and fleas and itching and... pain. So... much... pain | {{L|Patrick|It's gonna be all right. ''[picks her up]'' We will help you. ''[Fleas come down like planes. SpongeBob and Patrick scream]'' Okay, you know what? None of this would have happened if you didn't come back with your infestation! All you've brought us is fleas, and trouble and pain and itching and a rash. And pain and fleas and itching and... pain. So... much... pain!! So much pain. ''[He looks at SpongeBob]'' And as for you. If you hadn't thrown this party, we wouldn't be in this mess.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait a minute. You had as much to do with this party as I did.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Wait a minute. You had as much to do with this party as I did.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|You call this a party? I'm beginning to question ''[He taps on SpongeBob's helmet]'' our friendship.}} | {{L|Patrick|You call this a party? I'm beginning to question ''[He taps on SpongeBob's helmet]'' our friendship.}} | ||
| Line 74: | Line 74: | ||
{{L|Patrick|Oh, I've got half a mind, buddy.}} | {{L|Patrick|Oh, I've got half a mind, buddy.}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|''[Gets between the two]'' Would you two men stop yelling at each other?! ''[Pushes them to the ground]'' What does that prove?! If were gonna get out of this, we gotta work together.}} | {{L|Sandy|''[Gets between the two]'' Would you two men stop yelling at each other?! ''[Pushes them to the ground]'' What does that prove?! If were gonna get out of this, we gotta work together.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|You're right. I have an idea. SpongeBob, you get on Sandy's shoulders. ''[SpongeBob | {{L|Patrick|You're right. I have an idea. SpongeBob, you get on Sandy's shoulders. ''[SpongeBob does so]'' Uh-huh. Good. Now, I'll get on top of you! ''[Straining to get on top of SpongeBob's shoulders. He sits down]'' Ah... ''[Munches on an apple, then burps]'' Ahhh... Much better. ''[the "tower" topples over]'' Whoa!}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|I do not play games. ''[The fleas assemble to make an evil face, then laugh maniacally. SpongeBob and Patrick hold each other in fright]'' Quick! In the tree house. It's the only safe place left. ''[Shuts the door behind her]'' We should be protected here. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick look shocked as the tree house rumbles and shakes and fleas enter through the window]'' Hold on! ''[Sandy throws an acorn on a button labeled "Emergency Escape Hatch." The floor opens and leads them back outside. Fleas start to take over the treedome, and break the picnic table, and start to cover SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy]''}} | {{L|Sandy|I do not play games. ''[The fleas assemble to make an evil face, then laugh maniacally. SpongeBob and Patrick hold each other in fright]'' Quick! In the tree house. It's the only safe place left. ''[Shuts the door behind her]'' We should be protected here. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick look shocked as the tree house rumbles and shakes and fleas enter through the window]'' Hold on! ''[Sandy throws an acorn on a button labeled "Emergency Escape Hatch." The floor opens and leads them back outside. Fleas start to take over the treedome, and break the picnic table, and start to cover SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Is this how we will spend the rest of our lives? Living in fleas instead of water?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Is this how we will spend the rest of our lives? Living in fleas instead of water?}} | ||
Revision as of 23:19, 16 May 2018
Template:EpisodeTr/90a Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L