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{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Oh, yeah. I forgot. The new Squidward. ''[gets out of bed]'' I guess I better get ready for work. Boy, the new Squidward sure is friendly. ''[SpongeBob reads the newspaper while sipping his coffee cup]'' The new Squidward sure is helpful. ''[cut to SpongeBob brushing his teeth]'' Huh? ''[Squidward is flossing SpongeBob's teeth]'' The new Squidward sure is hygienic. ''[SpongeBob and Squidward walk to work together]'' Boy—the new Squidward sure is chummy. ''[cut to The Krusty Krab]'' Ah, this is more like it. Just me, my grill, and you, Mr. Smiley Face Krabby Patty. No one can come between us. ''[Squidward squeezes between them]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Oh, yeah. I forgot. The new Squidward. ''[gets out of bed]'' I guess I better get ready for work. Boy, the new Squidward sure is friendly. ''[SpongeBob reads the newspaper while sipping his coffee cup]'' The new Squidward sure is helpful. ''[cut to SpongeBob brushing his teeth]'' Huh? ''[Squidward is flossing SpongeBob's teeth]'' The new Squidward sure is hygienic. ''[SpongeBob and Squidward walk to work together]'' Boy—the new Squidward sure is chummy. ''[cut to The Krusty Krab]'' Ah, this is more like it. Just me, my grill, and you, Mr. Smiley Face Krabby Patty. No one can come between us. ''[Squidward squeezes between them]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Hello, SpongeBob.}} | {{L|Squidward|Hello, SpongeBob.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|''[screams]'' S-S-Squidward! Aren't you supposed to be out front?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I wanted to help you work.}} | {{L|Squidward|I wanted to help you work.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|What? Oh, that's silly talk, Squidward. I'm chief fry cook, and we fry cooks work alone. And, uh-- ''[pokes his head out the order window]'' --we're not supposed to get distracted while we're cooking, Squidward!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What? Oh, that's silly talk, Squidward. I'm chief fry cook, and we fry cooks work alone. And, uh-- ''[pokes his head out the order window]'' --we're not supposed to get distracted while we're cooking, Squidward!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|It's okay, Squidward. It's a very okay cake. ''[sniffles]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|It's okay, Squidward. It's a very okay cake. ''[sniffles]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I love being Employee of the Month.}} | {{L|Squidward|I love being Employee of the Month.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, so what if New Squidward is a better cook than you? Doesn't matter. And so what if Squidward replaced you as Employee of the Month? And so what if New Squidward is pogo-dancing with your best friend? | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, so what if New Squidward is a better cook than you? Doesn't matter. And so what if Squidward replaced you as Employee of the Month? And so what if New Squidward is pogo-dancing with your best friend? ''[screams]'' Pogo-dancing with your best friend? ''[Patrick and Squidward are bouncing on pogo sticks. whimpers then gets angry]'' STOP! ''[party stops]'' Maybe you can take my job, and maybe you can take my place on the Employee of the Month Wall of Fame. But nobody and I mean nobody, pogo-dances with that guy ''[points to Patrick]'' but me. Now do yourself a big fat favor and get out, bub! ''[Squidward tearfully leaves and goes over to touch the doorknob on the electric fence, which is still on, and gets electrocuted. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick, who are on pogo sticks]'' You know, Patrick. maybe I was a little hard on New Squidward. I mean, he might be a good fry cook. and he might have his picture on the wall, but I still have the best friend in the world ''[gasps]'' I know. I'll go apologize. Come on. ''[goes over to Squidward, still being electrocuted]'' Squidward, I just want to say I'm sorry for being so selfish, and yelling at you and all. I mean, who cares about cooking, pictures on the wall and dancing. We're bigger than that, right? So, if you're willing to let bygones be bygones, then I'm willing to meet you half way. What do you say, buddy? Put her there.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|He's too proud.}} | {{L|Patrick|He's too proud.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I'll just meet you all the way. Lay one on me, pal. ''[grabs Squidward's hand and gets electrocuted, too]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I'll just meet you all the way. Lay one on me, pal. ''[grabs Squidward's hand and gets electrocuted, too]''}} | ||
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