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{{L|''[Squidward is sleeping]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward is sleeping.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Could you pass the chips, SpongeBob?}} | {{L|Patrick|Could you pass the chips, SpongeBob?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, Patrick. We're all out.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, Patrick. We're all out.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Oh, barnacles! What am I going to do with all this dip? ''[SpongeBob and Patrick are sitting in chairs beside Squidward's bed]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Oh, barnacles! What am I going to do with all this dip? ''[SpongeBob and Patrick are sitting in chairs beside Squidward's bed.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! ''[Squidward screams]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! ''[Squidward screams.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|What are you two morons doing?}} | {{L|Squidward|What are you two morons doing?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Waiting to watch the sunrise with you.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Waiting to watch the sunrise with you.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|We come here every morning.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|We come here every morning.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|You sneak into my house every morning?}} | {{L|Squidward|You sneak into my house every morning?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh-huh. ''[Squidward groans]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Uh-huh. ''[Squidward groans.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|It's our favorite pastime.}} | {{L|Patrick|It's our favorite pastime.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ah, the memories we've shared, right in this room. They're all here in this memory book. ''[points to pictures]'' Here we are on the Fourth of July. And Valentine's Day. Oh, you looked so cute on Easter. ''[Squidward is groaning angrily]'' What's wrong with Squidward?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Ah, the memories we've shared, right in this room. They're all here in this memory book. ''[points to pictures]'' Here we are on the Fourth of July. And Valentine's Day. Oh, you looked so cute on Easter. ''[Squidward is groaning angrily.]'' What's wrong with Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Do you remember what I told you happens to my brain every time I see you?}} | {{L|Squidward|Do you remember what I told you happens to my brain every time I see you?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[gasp]'' Story time!}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[gasp]'' Story time!}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Oh, of course. Come, have a seat. The picnic's about to start. ''[cut to later]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, of course. Come, have a seat. The picnic's about to start. ''[cut to later]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, this is so neat.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, this is so neat.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I've never picnicked on a catapult before. Have you, SpongeBob? ''[ | {{L|Patrick|I've never picnicked on a catapult before. Have you, SpongeBob? ''[Both are launched over the fence.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|It worked! Now I just turn on the electric fence. ''[turns it on]'' Now, they'll never get back in. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick land inside the fence area]''}} | {{L|Squidward|It worked! Now I just turn on the electric fence. ''[turns it on]'' Now, they'll never get back in. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick land inside the fence area.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Let's do it again.}} | {{L|Patrick|Let's do it again.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Let's do it again.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Let's do it again.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|But--}} | {{L|SpongeBob|But--}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No! You're going out this door, right now-- ''[touches the doorknob and gets electrocuted]''}} | {{L|Squidward|No! You're going out this door, right now-- ''[touches the doorknob and gets electrocuted]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You're not mad at us, are you, Squidward? Squidward? Squidward? ''[Squidward's brain is not storming anymore and has a rainbow over it]'' Well, okay then. You look like you need some alone time. We'll be at the petting zoo if you need us.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|You're not mad at us, are you, Squidward? Squidward? Squidward? ''[Squidward's brain is not storming anymore and has a rainbow over it.]'' Well, okay then. You look like you need some alone time. We'll be at the petting zoo if you need us.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Do they have cute sea horses there?}} | {{L|Squidward|Do they have cute sea horses there?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, they're pretty adorable.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, they're pretty adorable.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|No, no. I mean he seems happier.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No, no. I mean he seems happier.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[peeks his head out his top window]'' Good night, Bikini Bottom. I love you! ''[closes window]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[peeks his head out his top window]'' Good night, Bikini Bottom. I love you! ''[closes window]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|He's probably happy about his new glasses. ''[cut to next day when SpongeBob wakes up. He turns off his alarm but he pokes Squidward's nose instead]''}} | {{L|Patrick|He's probably happy about his new glasses. ''[cut to next day when SpongeBob wakes up. He turns off his alarm but he pokes Squidward's nose instead.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Good morning, SpongeBob. "Honk". ''[makes alarm sound at SpongeBob]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Good morning, SpongeBob. "Honk". ''[makes alarm sound at SpongeBob]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, what are you doing here?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, what are you doing here?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|You were right, SpongeBob. Watching the sunrise together is much better.}} | {{L|Squidward|You were right, SpongeBob. Watching the sunrise together is much better.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Oh, yeah. I forgot. The new Squidward. ''[gets out of bed]'' I guess I better get ready for work. Boy, the new Squidward sure is friendly. ''[SpongeBob reads the newspaper while sipping his coffee cup]'' The new Squidward sure is helpful. ''[cut to SpongeBob brushing his teeth]'' Huh? ''[Squidward is flossing SpongeBob's teeth]'' The new Squidward sure is hygienic. ''[SpongeBob and Squidward walk to work together]'' Boy—the new Squidward sure is chummy. ''[cut to The Krusty Krab]'' Ah, this is more like it. Just me, my grill, and you, Mr. Smiley Face Krabby Patty. No one can come between us. ''[Squidward squeezes between them]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Oh, yeah. I forgot. The new Squidward. ''[gets out of bed]'' I guess I better get ready for work. Boy, the new Squidward sure is friendly. ''[SpongeBob reads the newspaper while sipping his coffee cup.]'' The new Squidward sure is helpful. ''[cut to SpongeBob brushing his teeth]'' Huh? ''[Squidward is flossing SpongeBob's teeth.]'' The new Squidward sure is hygienic. ''[SpongeBob and Squidward walk to work together]'' Boy—the new Squidward sure is chummy. ''[cut to The Krusty Krab.]'' Ah, this is more like it. Just me, my grill, and you, Mr. Smiley Face Krabby Patty. No one can come between us. ''[Squidward squeezes between them.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Hello, SpongeBob.}} | {{L|Squidward|Hello, SpongeBob.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[screams]'' S-S-Squidward! Aren't you supposed to be out front?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[screams]'' S-S-Squidward! Aren't you supposed to be out front?}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Did someone just say "free"? IN MY RESTAURANT?!? ''[runs out of his office]'' What's the problem here?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Did someone just say "free"? IN MY RESTAURANT?!? ''[runs out of his office]'' What's the problem here?}} | ||
{{L|Sadie|That man was being nice to my little girl.}} | {{L|Sadie|That man was being nice to my little girl.}} | ||
{{L|Little Kid Fish|He- he-- he asked me if I wanted tartar sauce, ''[shows the Krusty Krab hat Squidward gave her]'' and then he gave me a free hat.}} | {{L|Little Kid Fish|He- he-- he asked me if I wanted tartar sauce, ''[She shows the Krusty Krab hat Squidward gave her.]'' and then he gave me a free hat.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Free?! ''[eyes dry up]'' Mr. Squidward!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Free?! ''[eyes dry up]'' Mr. Squidward!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Yes, sir.}} | {{L|Squidward|Yes, sir.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Listen up. Me customers come here for cheap food and verbal abuse, and if you can't get it right, get back in the kitchen with SpongeBob. ''[SpongeBob comes out of the bathroom and sees Squidward holding a plate of patties]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Listen up. Me customers come here for cheap food and verbal abuse, and if you can't get it right, get back in the kitchen with SpongeBob. ''[SpongeBob comes out of the bathroom and sees Squidward holding a plate of patties.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Whoa! Squidward, what are you doing?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Whoa! Squidward, what are you doing?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs told me to help you, so I made Krabby Patties.}} | {{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs told me to help you, so I made Krabby Patties.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, these will never do. Besides, it takes years of practice and you'd never be up to it. ''[about to throw the patties away until Mr. Krabs comes in]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, these will never do. Besides, it takes years of practice and you'd never be up to it. ''[He is about to throw the patties away until Mr. Krabs comes in.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob? What are you doing with those patties?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob? What are you doing with those patties?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, these are no good, Mr. Krabs. Squidward made them.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, these are no good, Mr. Krabs. Squidward made them.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|They look okay to me.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|They look okay to me.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|But he's not a real fry cook.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|But he's not a real fry cook.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|He is now. Give him an apron and put him to work. You know, he might be as good a fry cook as you. ''[SpongeBob whimpers. Cut to later where both SpongeBob and Squidward are at the grill]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|He is now. Give him an apron and put him to work. You know, he might be as good a fry cook as you. ''[SpongeBob whimpers. Cut to later where both SpongeBob and Squidward are at the grill.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Wow, SpongeBob! You've been Employee of the Month a gazillion times. I wish I could be employee of the month.}} | {{L|Squidward|Wow, SpongeBob! You've been Employee of the Month a gazillion times. I wish I could be employee of the month.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Actually, Squidward, in point of fact, I've been Employee of the Month a gazillion and six times. Keep dreaming.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Actually, Squidward, in point of fact, I've been Employee of the Month a gazillion and six times. Keep dreaming.}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|What's the meaning of this?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What's the meaning of this?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|What's wrong with it?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What's wrong with it?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|A smiley face with dimples? ''[shows a patty with a smiley face and dimples]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|A smiley face with dimples? ''[Mr. Krabs shows a patty with a smiley face and dimples.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[screams]'' Dimples? It was him! No, Squidward did it.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[screams]'' Dimples? It was him! No, Squidward did it.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Mr. Squidward?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Mr. Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Yes, sir.}} | {{L|Squidward|Yes, sir.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I have one thing to say to you, Mister. Oh, I just love the little ketchup dimples you do. You're the new Employee of the Month. ''[takes his picture. SpongeBob breaks into pieces]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I have one thing to say to you, Mister. Oh, I just love the little ketchup dimples you do. You're the new Employee of the Month. ''[takes his picture. Shocked, SpongeBob breaks into pieces.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[walks into The Krusty Krab with a pink box in his hand]'' Special delivery. For this month's Employee of the Month. I wonder who it could be. As if I didn't know. ''[SpongeBob doesn't say move]'' No, really. who is it? I don't know.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[walks into The Krusty Krab with a pink box in his hand]'' Special delivery. For this month's Employee of the Month. I wonder who it could be. As if I didn't know. ''[SpongeBob doesn't say move.]'' No, really. who is it? I don't know.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|The guy you're looking for is over there. ''[points to a crowd of customers and Mr. Krabs throwing Squidward up into the air with excitement. Starts crying]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|The guy you're looking for is over there. ''[points to a crowd of customers and Mr. Krabs throwing Squidward up into the air with excitement. Starts crying]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Oh. SpongeBob?}} | {{L|Patrick|Oh. SpongeBob?}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|He's too proud.}} | {{L|Patrick|He's too proud.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I'll just meet you all the way. Lay one on me, pal. ''[grabs Squidward's hand and gets electrocuted, too]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I'll just meet you all the way. Lay one on me, pal. ''[grabs Squidward's hand and gets electrocuted, too]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Hey, I want to dance funny, too! ''[gets electrocuted, too. The OFF/ON switch explodes and the electric fence is no more]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Hey, I want to dance funny, too! ''[gets electrocuted, too. The OFF/ON switch explodes and the electric fence is no more.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob! Patrick! What are you two still doing here?}} | {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob! Patrick! What are you two still doing here?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[imitating Squidward]'' What are you talking about?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[imitating Squidward]'' What are you talking about?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[imitating Squidward]'' Yeah, what's the big idea? ''[all talking at once]''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[imitating Squidward]'' Yeah, what's the big idea? ''[all talking at once]''}} | ||
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