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{{L|''[The episode begins at the Krusty Krab]''}}
{{L|''[the episode begins at the Krusty Krab]''}}
{{L|Squidward|One large Flatsom Fries. Extra jetsam. ''[drops it on tray]'' Four orders of Duck Weed. ''[drops it on tray]''}}
{{L|Squidward|One large Flatsom fries. Extra jetsam. ''[drops it on tray]'' Four orders of duckweed. ''[drops it on tray]''}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|Me thinks thou forgot my gravy, thou lumpish clay-brained flap dragon.}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|Hmm. Methinks thou forgot my gravy, thou lumpish clay-brained flap dragon.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Flap dragon.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Flap dragon. ''[giggles]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, and finally, one deep sea donut. ''[drops it on tray]'' That comes to a total of-}}
{{L|Squidward|''[sighs]'' Oh, and finally, one Deep Sea Donut. ''[drops it on tray]'' That comes to a total of-}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|Whatever the measure, squadron, put it on my account.}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|Whatever the measure, squire, put it on my account.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[peaks in from tray]'' Oh no, you don't. No more food for you until you pay your tab.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[peaks in from tray]'' Oh, no, you don't. No more food for you until you pay your tab. ''[rolls out a long check]''}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|P-p-p-ay t-t-t-t-tab? ''[reaches into his pocket and grabs a coin]'' I'll flip you for it.}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|P-p-p-ay t-t-t-t-tab? ''[reaches into his pocket and grabs a coin]'' I'll flip you for it. ''[flips coin]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[grabs coin]'' I'll take that.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[grabs coin]'' I'll take that.}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|''[pulls game from pants]'' How about a game of Three Deadly Challenges?}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|''[pulls game from pants]'' How about a friendly game of Three Deadly Challenges?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, castle! Pick castle!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, castle! Pick castle!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, back! ''[slaps game out of Bubble Bass's hands]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh... ''[slaps game out of Bubble Bass' hands]''}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|''[runs out of building]''}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|''[runs out of building]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[laughs]'' I bet we'll never see that game geek again.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[laughs]'' I bet we'll never see that game geek again.}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|''[through drive thru speaker]'' Fifty Krabby Patties, please. Extra pickles. Put it on my tab.}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|''[through drive thru speaker]'' 50 Krabby Patties, please. Extra pickles. ''[at the drive thru window]'' Put it on my tab.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[walks up to drive thru window to deliver food to Bubble Bass]'' Coming right up!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[walks up to drive thru window to deliver food to Bubble Bass]'' Coming right up!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[yelling]'' Bubble Bass! You...}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[yelling]'' Bubble Bass! You...}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|''[chanting]'' Hey, nonny nonny! You look pretty funny! You won't get my money! ''[starts rubbing his butt on drive thru window]'' Nah nah nah nah nah!}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|''[singing/taunting]'' Hey, nonny nonny! You look pretty funny! You won't get my money! ''[starts rubbing his butt on drive thru window]'' Nah nah nah nah nah!}}
{{L|''[Con man in his car honks horn, causing Bubble Bass to run away]''}}
{{L|''[a dad in his car honks horn, causing Bubble Bass to run away]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Mr. Squidward! I want you and SpongeBob to go after Bubble Bass and collect his tab!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Mr. Squidward! I want you and SpongeBob to go after Bubble Bass, and collect his tab! ''[gives the tab to Squidward]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[cheers happily]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[squeals]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Bleck.}}
{{L|Squidward|Blech.}}
{{L|''[transition to next scene at Bubble Bass' house, where SpongeBob and Squidward are about to arrive at]''}}
{{L|''[transition to next scene at Bubble Bass' house, where SpongeBob and Squidward are about to arrive at]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[chanting]'' Hey, nonny nonny! You look pretty funny! You won't get my money! ''[stops chanting]'' I can't help it. It's catchy.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[singing]'' Hey, nonny nonny! You look pretty funny! You won't get my money! ''[stops singing]'' I can't help it. It's catchy.}}
{{L|Squidward|Look. I just want to collect the money as soon as possible and go. Bubble Bass, we're here to collect your tab! ''[kicks down door]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Look, I just want to collect the money as soon as possible and go. Bubble Bass, we're here to collect your tab! ''[kicks down door]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, that was so masculine.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, that was so masculine.}}
{{L|Squidward|Heh. Well,... Let's go. ''[him and SpongeBob walk into Bubble Bass' house]'' I know you're in here. Come out!}}
{{L|Squidward|Heh. Well, I... Let's go. ''[he and SpongeBob walk into Bubble Bass' house]'' I know you're in here. Come out!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sniffs]'' Hmm. Smells funny in here.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sniffs]'' Hmm. Smells funny in here.}}
{{L|''[Bubble Bass appears as a moose head on the wall before popping back into the wall.}}
{{L|''[Bubble Bass appears as a moose head on the wall before popping back into the wall]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Smells like deadbeat. ''[shouting]'' If you don't pay up, we'll sell this furniture. ''[holds up nearby chair and drops it, damaging the corner]'' How much do you think this is worth? I just chipped it.}}
{{L|Squidward|Smells like deadbeat. Hmm. ''[shouting]'' If you don't pay up, we'll... sell this furniture. ''[holds up nearby chair and drops it, damaging the corner; SpongeBob gasps]'' Whoops. How much do you think this is worth? I just chipped it.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, it was the chip that sold me. I'll give ya ten bucks.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, it was the chip that sold me! ''[holds out a dollar bill]'' I'll give you ten bucks.}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|''[from basement]'' Hey! Don't touch mother's things! I'll pay the tab! Come downstairs, and we'll work things out. ''[he wiggles at the carpet, causing SpongeBob and Squidward to painfully fall down the stairs into the basement]''}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|''[from basement]'' Hey! Don't touch mother's things! I'll pay the tab! Come downstairs, and we'll work it out. ''[he pulls the carpet, causing SpongeBob and Squidward to painfully fall down the stairs into the basement]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[lands in Squidward's lap]'' My savior!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[lands in Squidward's lap]'' My savior.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[rolls SpongeBob off his lap]'' Alright, where is he?''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[rolls SpongeBob off his lap]'' Alright, where is he?}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|''[from underground room]'' If you want me to pay, you're gonna have to play the Three Deadly Challenges!}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|''[from underground room; hatch opens]'' If you want me to pay, you'll have to play the Three Deadly Challenges!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[jumps into the air]'' Oh! The Three Deadly Challenges! I got this game! ''[ he opens up his body, revealing a shelf of board games]'' Where is it? Game of Strife? Chutes and Bladders? Oh, here it is! ''[he pulls out Three Deadly Challenges and closes his body]'' The Three Deadly Challenges!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[jumps into the air]'' Oh! The Three Deadly Challenges! I got this game! ''[ he opens up his body, revealing a shelf of board games]'' Where is it? Game of Strife, Chutes and Bladders... Oh, here it is! ''[he pulls out Three Deadly Challenges and closes his body]'' Ah! The Three Deadly Challenges!}}
{{L|Squidward|A board game. Woopee.}}
{{L|Squidward|A board game. Whoopee.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[shouting]'' Okay, Bubble Bass! We accept the challenge!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[shouting]'' Okay, Bubble Bass! We accept the challenge!}}
{{L|Squidward|Why are you giving him the upper hand? He owes us money!}}
{{L|Squidward|Why are you giving him the upper hand? He owes us money!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh. But I wanna pway the Thwee Deadwy Chawenges.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh. But I wanna pway the Thwee Deadwy Chawenges.}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh alright already! Let's get this over with!}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, all wight al- ''[clears throat]'' -alright already! Let's get this over with!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh yeah! ''[Squidward kicks him into underground cellar as SpongeBob laughs]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh yeah! ''[Squidward kicks him into underground cellar as SpongeBob laughs]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, boy. ''[climbs ladder into cellar]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, boy. ''[climbs ladder into cellar]''}}
{{L|''[in the cellar]''}}
{{L|''[in the cellar]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Woah. A life size version of the Three Deadly Challenges. Beautiful.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow. A life-size version of the Three Deadly Challenges. Beautiful.}}
{{L|Squidward|Looks like a hobo campground.}}
{{L|Squidward|Looks like a hobo campground.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No, Squidward. You have to look with your imagination. ''[he waves his hand across the screen, revealing a more fantasy-like landscape]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No, Squidward. You have to look with your imagination. ''[he waves his hand across the screen, revealing a more fantasy-like landscape]''}}
{{L|Squidward|What the? No! ''[he ruins the fantasy landscape]'' It's a dump!}}
{{L|Squidward|What the? No! ''[he ruins the fantasy landscape with his tentacles]'' It's a dump!}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|Thou are two oozing cysts on the hind side of a plague dog's nose.}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|Thou art two oozing cysts on the hind side of a plague dog's nose.}}
{{L|Squidward|What did he say?}}
{{L|Squidward|What did he say?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|The colorful insults are the best part of the game.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|The colorful insults are the best part of the game.}}
{{L|Squidward|That figures. ''[walks to where Bubble Bass is along with SpongeBob]'' So how do you win this goofball game anyway?}}
{{L|Squidward|That figures. Hmm. ''[walks to where Bubble Bass is along with SpongeBob]'' So how do you win this goofball game, anyway?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Since Bubble Bass challenged us, all we have to do is get close enough to tag him out. We get three chances, or should I say three challenges.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Since Bubble Bass challenged us, all we have to do is get close enough to tag him out. We get three chances, or should I say three challenges.}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh. ''[grunts]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh. ''[grunts]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, boy! Look, Squidward! ''[wields sword a few times]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, boy! ''[he and Squidward grab a sword]'' Look, Squidward! ''[slashes with a cardboard sword a few times]''}}
{{L|Squidward|This feels stupid. ''[sighs]]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, this feels stupid. ''[sighs]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Squidward|Charge!}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Squidward|Charge!}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Squidward charge up the cardboard mountain. Squidward yells as he hit Bubble Bass' belly with the sword]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Hmm? ''[the mountain starts shaking]'' Uh oh.}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob grabs onto Squidward as the structure falls down. They both scream as they crash to the ground. A crowd cheering sound effect plays from a speaker]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[tags what he assumes to be Bubble Bass]'' Tag, you lose! ''[he laughs along with SpongeBob, but accidentally rips apart the decoy. SpongeBob screams]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We decapitated him!}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, calm down. It's just a dummy he made from his mother's couch cushions and a sleeping bag. ''[sighs]'' All of this for a tab?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh! But you were magnificent, Squidward. So strong and courageous.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[pushing SpongeBob back]'' As always.}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|Thy canker sore bottoms curdle seaweed and sour the ocean.}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, you-}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[getting up]'' I got this one, Squidward. Oh, yeah? Well, your pillows are filled with urchins, ''[pulling on Squidward's shirt and letting go]'' and your shirts are inside out!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[rubbing his nose]'' Adding injury to insult.}}
{{L|''[trumpet fanfare plays as SpongeBob and Squidward enter a cardboard arena]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh... Oh, look at all this junk.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[excitedly]'' I know. Isn't it great?}}
{{L|Squidward|''[pulls on his nose]'' Let's finish this. ''[grabs a red cloth]'' He's obviously in that bullpen.}}
{{L|''[Squidward laughs. SpongeBob exits the kitchen with a rose in his mouth.]''}}
{{L|''[Squidward laughs. SpongeBob exits the kitchen with a rose in his mouth.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[takes the rose out of his mouth]'' Ole, Señor Squidward?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[takes the rose out of his mouth]'' Ole, Señor Squidward?}}

Revision as of 03:07, 9 January 2023