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{{L|Squidward|''[rubbing his nose]'' Adding injury to insult.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[rubbing his nose]'' Adding injury to insult.}}
{{L|''[trumpet fanfare plays as SpongeBob and Squidward enter a cardboard arena]''}}
{{L|''[trumpet fanfare plays as SpongeBob and Squidward enter a cardboard arena]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh... Oh, look at all this junk.}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh... ''[the speaker plays a cheering sound effect again]'' Oh, look at all this junk.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[excitedly]'' I know. Isn't it great?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[excitedly]'' I know. Isn't it great?}}
{{L|Squidward|''[pulls on his nose]'' Let's finish this. ''[grabs a red cloth]'' He's obviously in that bullpen.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[pulls on his nose]'' Let's finish this. ''[grabs a red cloth]'' He's obviously in that bullpen.}}
 
{{L|''[the box makes huffing and growling noises. Mama Bass hops out like a bull, and roars at SpongeBob and Squidward, launching spit at their faces]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Squidward|Bubble Bass' mom!}}
{{L|Mama Bass|You! You chipped my furniture! ''[she growls as she gets ready to charge at them]''}}
{{L|Squidward|He tricked us. What do we do?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hide! ''[he pulls the cloth over him and Squidward, whimpering]''}}
{{L|Mama Bass|''[close-up of her eyes turning into tablecloths]'' And that's my good tablecloth! ''[tire squealing is heard as she charges towards SpongeBob and Squidward, attacking them in a fighting cloud]''}}
{{L|''[Mama Bass repeatedly jumps on top of the two of them, then starts crushing them with her individual buttocks. They get into another fighting cloud, and Mama Bass slams SpongeBob and Squidward together. The fighting cloud reappears, and she bites on Squidward's legs, making him scream. The fighting cloud reappears again, and this time she does a tango dance with Squidward. Mama Bass shoves a rose into Squidward's mouth]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Aww!}}
{{L|''[Eventually, an alarm on Mama Bass' watch goes off]''}}
{{L|Mama Bass|Huh? ''[lets go of Squidward]'' Sorry, sweetie. Gotta run. ''[walks off]'' I'm late for the bake sale. Call me!}}
{{L|''[Squidward pulls the collar of his shirt, sweating, and gulps]''}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|''[in the crowd]'' Mother! Why?!}}
{{L|''[Bubble Bass' screaming causes the cardboard crowd to fall down. Medieval fanfare plays from the speaker. Squidwars is reeled downward by SpongeBob by a crank. SpongeBob gets tired, and accidentally lets go of the crank causing Squidward to fall down onto a cardboard seahorse. SpongeBob slides over to give him a lance]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sir Squidward, you look magnificent upon your mighty steed. ''[he waves his hand across the screen again, recreating the fantasy landscape]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[gasps]'' Yes. Yes, I see it now!}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|''[lands on the ground]'' Any last words, Squid-wuss?}}
{{L|Squidward|May thy fat head be set upon by sea spiders and torn asunder, leaving only thine eyes to witness the humiliation!}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|Ooh, pretty good last words.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[handing Squidward a shield]'' Sir Squidward, thy shield.}}
{{L|Squidward|Ha! Shield, shmield. ''[knocks the shield away with his lance]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|My hero.}}
{{L|''[The speaker plays the cheering sound again, and Squidward and Bubble Bass look at each other, grunting as each of them get a cinematic close-up. SpongeBob blows into the giant horn and falls off the boxes. Squidward and Bubble Bass charge at each other, and SpongeBob covers his face with his costume]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I can't look! ''[his eyes rip out of the costume]''}}
{{L|''[Squidward and Bubble Bass continue charging at each other]''}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|Mommy!}}
{{L|''[Squidward's lance deeply penetrates Bubble Bass' belly, sending him back and causing him to fall to the floor]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[punches Bubble Bass' face with his lance]'' Alright, Bubble Bass. You're tagged. Pay your tab.}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob mocks Bubble Bass with the tab]''}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|You bested me at Three Deadly Challenges. But I am broke! Verily, I spent all of my money on cardboard. ''[a piece of cardboard falls down]'' What are you going to do to me?}}
{{L|Squidward|Nothing, but I am sure Mr. Krabs has some Deadly Challenges of his own for you.}}
{{L|''[The scene bubble transitions to the Krusty Krab, where Bubble Bass is mopping the floor]''}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|This is torture! My arms are killing me. I can't feel my fingers. ''[letting go of the mop and clenching his right arm]'' I feel a cramp! I'm cramped! ''[he leaps up, and his butt touches a customer's Krabby Patty]'' My back is breaking. ''[the patty's ketchup squirts into a child's face, making him cry, and the customer takes him away angrily. Bubble Bass faceplants into the mop bucket]'' Oh...}}
{{L|''[Several customers are complaining to Mr. Krabs]''}}
{{L|Customer|That guy is terrible! ''[more overlapping dialogue]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Look, I sympathize. He's gotta work here until he pays off his tab.}}
{{L|Fred|I've got some money. ''[lays money on Mr. Krabs' desk]''}}
{{L|Woman|I'll contribute to that.}}
{{L|''[The child from earlier grabs a hammer and breaks his piggy bank on the desk]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What? That's not- I didn't really- oh- oh. ''[gasps as he sees several customers giving him money to pay off the tab]''}}
{{L|Old man|Just get that menace out of here!}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs walks over to the restroom with the money, humming. Bubble Bass is cleaning the restroom toilet, mumbling to himself as he flushes the toilet]''}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|Hmm?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Alright, Bubble Bass. Your tab's been wiped clean. ''[rips apart the tab]'' You can go. ''[Bubble Bass stares at him]'' Well? Go already!}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|''[running past Mr. Krabs, making him spin]'' Verily, I am free-ith! ''[giggles]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gets dizzy, and gets up. He giggles as he counts the money. He then hears the cash register ding]'' Huh? ''[walks out]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs' jaw literally drops as he sees Squidward giving Bubble Bass four bags of Krusty Krab food]''}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|''[imitates a horse]'' Krabs! I thank thee, clapper-clawed barnacle, for forgiving my debt. And FYI, I just opened up a ''[close-up of his face]'' new tab. ''[he squeals and laughs as he walks away]'' Hi-ya!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, Bubble Bass! ''[runs toward Bubble Bass, who is laughing while running away]''}}
{{L|''[Squidward laughs. SpongeBob exits the kitchen with a rose in his mouth.]''}}
{{L|''[Squidward laughs. SpongeBob exits the kitchen with a rose in his mouth.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[takes the rose out of his mouth]'' Ole, Señor Squidward?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[takes the rose out of his mouth]'' Ole, Señor Squidward?}}
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{{L|Mama Bass|''[pokes Squidward's arm]'' May I?}}
{{L|Mama Bass|''[pokes Squidward's arm]'' May I?}}
{{L|''[Mama Bass giggles whilst looking at Squidward.]''}}
{{L|''[Mama Bass giggles whilst looking at Squidward.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Eh, but of course. ''[he and Mama Bass dance. SpongeBob eats the rose and the episode ends with Squidward and Mama Bass dancing out of the Krusty Krab]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Eh, but of course. ''[he and Mama Bass dance. SpongeBob eats the rose, and the episode ends with Squidward and Mama Bass dancing out of the Krusty Krab]''}}

Revision as of 01:03, 10 January 2023