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 {{L|Bubble Bass|I hate it! It's trash. Ugh! "The Bubble Bass Reviews Show."}}
 {{L|''[The scene cuts to Bubble Bass' computer, showing a drawing of him with the text "Bubble Bass REVIEWS Show!" and "Episode #674" on the slide.]''}}
-{{L|Bubble Bass|Welcome to "The Bubble Bass Reviews Show," episode 674. ''[scrolls to the next slide showing an edited version of the Patrick Star Show logo]'' Today's review, "The Patrick Show"…}}
+{{L|Bubble Bass|Welcome to "The Bubble Bass Reviews Show," episode 674. ''[scrolls to the next slide showing an edited version of the Patrick Star Show logo]'' Today's review, ''The Patrick Show''…}}
 {{L|''[The scene glitches to Bubble Bass getting into his seat with the laundry basket still stuck in his head.]''}}
 {{L|Bubble Bass|...with me, your host. ''[pulls the basket off]'' Bubble Bass. ''[shakes off the imprints left by the basket]'' Now, let us begin as we always do with our first segment…}}
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 {{L|''[Mama Bass pulls away the curtains, letting the light come out. Bubble Bass hisses and jumps from his seat in response.]''}}
 {{L|Mama Bass|''[runs back upstairs]'' It is a gosh darn tragedy, I am telling you!}}
-{{L|Bubble Bass|Uh, anyway, moving right along. ''[presses a button on his mouse to make another clip pop up]'' Let us take a look at another clip from episode 227F of "The Patrick Show."}}
+{{L|Bubble Bass|Uh, anyway, moving right along. ''[presses a button on his mouse to make another clip pop up]'' Let us take a look at another clip from episode 227F of ''The Patrick Show''.}}
 {{L|''[In the clip, Patrick stands perfectly still, until his pants fall from his waist.]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Oh no! My pants fell down! ''[wobbles around]'' Whoa! Whoa! Oh, somebody help me! ''[falls to the ground]''}}
-{{L|Bubble Bass|Every episode of this show should be tossed in a dumpster and set on fire! "The Patrick Show" is a crime against humanity, and- and- and everyone involved with it should be thrown in jail! Patrick for starring in it, Squidina for producing it, and the lawnies for watching it!}}
+{{L|Bubble Bass|Every episode of this show should be tossed in a dumpster and set on fire! ''The Patrick Show'' is a crime against humanity, and- and- and everyone involved with it should be thrown in jail! Patrick for starring in it, Squidina for producing it, and the lawnies for watching it!}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[farts]''}}
 {{L|Bubble Bass|I'm just glad my audience isn't that pathetic. ''[faces his "audience" of action figures]'' Right, fellas? ''[picks up one of them and pretends it is speaking]'' Bubble Bass Reviews is the greatest show ever! ''[cackles]'' I couldn't agree more.}}
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 {{L|Bubble Bass|''[winces]''}}
 {{L|Mama Bass|You had better not be talking to your dolls again! ''[exits the room and slams the door]''}}
-{{L|Bubble Bass|[laughs nervously] Anywho, let's get back to business. [clears his throat] "The Patrick Show" is the worst show on television!}}
+{{L|Bubble Bass|[laughs nervously] Anywho, let's get back to business. [clears his throat] ''The Patrick Show'' is the worst show on television!}}
 {{L|''[The scene zooms out to show Squidina's laptop. Patrick and Squidina are watching Bubble Bass' rant.]''}}
 {{L|Bubble Bass|Patrick Star and Squidina are the enemies of the state. Oh, they make me so angry! ''[babbles]''}}
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 {{L|Bubble Bass|''[exhausted]'' Touchdown. ''[pants]''}}
 {{L|''[The scene glitches to Bubble Bass sitting next to his TV with a remote.]''}}
-{{L|Bubble Bass|Need another reason not to watch "The Patrick Show"?}}
+{{L|Bubble Bass|Need another reason not to watch ''The Patrick Show''?}}
 {{L|''[The scene glitches closer to the TV. Patrick is raising his hand in the footage.]''}}
 {{L|Bubble Bass|Look at this! Patrick's got a regular sea star hand!}}
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 {{L|Bubble Bass|I'm sorry, I'm so, so, so, so sorry! I'm sorry for everything!}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[gets really close to Bubble Bass' face]'' Thank you.}}
-{{L|Squidina|Your hours of constructive criticism of "The Patrick Show" have been enlightening.}}
+{{L|Squidina|Your hours of constructive criticism of ''The Patrick Show'' have been enlightening.}}
 {{L|Bubble Bass|''[bewildered]'' Huh?}}
-{{L|Patrick|Your show changed our lives! It showed us all the things "The Patrick Show" was doing wrong so we can fix them!}}
+{{L|Patrick|Your show changed our lives! It showed us all the things ''The Patrick Show'' was doing wrong so we can fix them!}}
 {{L|Squidina|We were so inspired, we decided to return the favor!}}
 {{L|Patrick|We made our own review show to review your review show!}}