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{{L|Narrator|Every day is a holiday for SpongeBob, even if he has to make one up.}}
{{L|Narrator|Every day is a holiday for SpongeBob, even if he has to make one up.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[jumps out of bed]'' Hey everybody! It’s Leif Ericcson Day! Hinga-dinga-durgin! Ahoy, Patrick! It’s Leif Ericcson Day! There’s a note.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[jumps out of bed]'' Hey everybody! It's Leif Ericcson Day! Hinga-dinga-durgin! Ahoy, Patrick! It's Leif Ericcson Day! There's a note.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[as note]'' SpongeBob, went to get more giant paper. Uhhhh...Patrick. P.S. Happy Leif Ericcson Day! Yingin-hinga- dinga!}}
{{L|Patrick|''[as note]'' SpongeBob, went to get more giant paper. Uhhhh...Patrick. P.S. Happy Leif Ericcson Day! Yingin-hinga- dinga!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Aww... so much for that. ''[throws his costume away]'' Maybe Sandy will play with me. Another note.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Aww... so much for that. ''[throws his costume away]'' Maybe Sandy will play with me. Another note.}}
{{L|Sandy|''[as note]'' SpongeBob, went south for the winter. Love, Sandy.}}
{{L|Sandy|''[as note]'' SpongeBob, went south for the winter. Love, Sandy.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I don’t get it. The water’s fine. ''[scene shows the treedome is snowing inside]'' Hey Squidward! Want to play?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I don't get it. The water's fine. ''[scene shows the treedome is snowing inside]'' Hey Squidward! Want to play?}}
{{L|Squidward ''[as note]''|No.}}
{{L|Squidward ''[as note]'' |No.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Are you sure?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Are you sure?}}
{{L|Squidward ''[as note]''|Yes.}}
{{L|Squidward ''[as note]'' |Yes.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Darn. I wish I had a buddy to play with. I know! I’ll make one! Stick buddy! ''[lets go of the stick which falls to the ground]'' Nah... ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob standing next to a pile of rocks]'' Rock buddy! Nope... ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob standing next to a sink]'' Sink buddy! Almost... ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob again]'' I’ve got it! ''[dips his bubble wand into bubble soap and blows a human shape-like bubble]'' Bubble buddy! ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob and his bubble pal on the Viking boat]'' This...is...great! ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob going up to the Krusty Krab with his bubble]'' I can’t wait for you to meet Squidward and Mr. Krabs. ''[SpongeBob walks in the Krusty Krab but his bubble just floats at the door]'' Don’t be shy, come on! ''[SpongeBob squeezes the bubble through the doors]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Darn. I wish I had a buddy to play with. I know! I'll make one! Stick buddy! ''[lets go of the stick which falls to the ground]'' Nah... ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob standing next to a pile of rocks]'' Rock buddy! Nope... ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob standing next to a sink]'' Sink buddy! Almost... ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob again]'' I've got it! ''[dips his bubble wand into bubble soap and blows a human shape-like bubble]'' Bubble buddy! ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob and his bubble pal on the Viking boat]'' This...is...great! ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob going up to the Krusty Krab with his bubble]'' I can't wait for you to meet Squidward and Mr. Krabs. ''[SpongeBob walks in the Krusty Krab but his bubble just floats at the door]'' Don't be shy, come on! ''[SpongeBob squeezes the bubble through the doors]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Please come again. When I’m not working. Next.}}
{{L|Squidward|Please come again. When I'm not working. Next.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi Squidward!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi Squidward!}}
{{L|Squidward|How am I supposed to enjoy ''[your day]'' off if you come to work anyway?}}
{{L|Squidward|How am I supposed to enjoy ''[your day]'' off if you come to work anyway?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I want you to meet my new friend, Bubble Buddy!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I want you to meet my new friend, Bubble Buddy!}}
{{L|Squidward|This bubble is your friend? ''[sees his reflection in Bubble Buddy's face; giggles]'' Well, he’s handsome, I’ll give him that. What’ll it be?}}
{{L|Squidward|This bubble is your friend? ''[sees his reflection in Bubble Buddy's face; giggles]'' Well, he's handsome, I'll give him that. What'll it be?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I’m not hungry.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I'm not hungry.}}
{{L|Squidward|Well, thanks for stopping by.}}
{{L|Squidward|Well, thanks for stopping by.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait! You haven’t taken Bubble Buddy’s order yet!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait! You haven't taken Bubble Buddy's order yet!}}
{{L|Squidward|Why would I do that}}
{{L|Squidward|Why would I do that}}
{{L|SpongeBob|He’s hungry.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|He's hungry.}}
{{L|Squidward|He's an inanimate object, his money’s no good here!}}
{{L|Squidward|He's an inanimate object, his money's no good here!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What are you saying, Mr. Squidward? Everyone’s money is good here. At the Krusty Krab, we serves all kinds.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What are you saying, Mr. Squidward? Everyone's money is good here. At the Krusty Krab, we serves all kinds.}}
{{L|Squidward|I’m not taking an order for a bubble.}}
{{L|Squidward|I'm not taking an order for a bubble.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Sure you are! Or I’ll fill your life with misery and woe. Even if you quit. ''[goes back into the cash register]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Sure you are! Or I'll fill your life with misery and woe. Even if you quit. ''[goes back into the cash register]''}}
{{L|Squidward|May I take your order?}}
{{L|Squidward|May I take your order?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait, Bubble Buddy. Let me decide for you. reads the menu Hmmm. Krabby Patty, Double Patty Patty, Krabby Junior Junior, Jumbo Small Patty, Junior Senior Sophomore Patty, Quarter Ouncer Double Pounder...ohh, it’s all so good! He’ll just take one of everything. ''[Mr. Krabs explodes through the cash register]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait, Bubble Buddy. Let me decide for you. reads the menu Hmmm. Krabby Patty, Double Patty Patty, Krabby Junior Junior, Jumbo Small Patty, Junior Senior Sophomore Patty, Quarter Ouncer Double Pounder...ohh, it's all so good! He'll just take one of everything. ''[Mr. Krabs explodes through the cash register]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|One of everything?! Whoopee! ''[applies a tattoo on himself that has a heart and the words "Bubble Buddy" through it]'' I love Bubble Buddy! Squidward, show our best customer to his table. ''[points his eyes to a table in the opposite direction]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|One of everything?! Whoopee! ''[applies a tattoo on himself that has a heart and the words "Bubble Buddy" through it]'' I love Bubble Buddy! Squidward, show our best customer to his table. ''[points his eyes to a table in the opposite direction]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Bubble Buddy’s thirsty.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Bubble Buddy's thirsty.}}
{{L|Squidward|How about a glass of our finest shampoo? ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|Squidward|How about a glass of our finest shampoo? ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sounds great! ''[Squidward walks off and returns with a shampoo bottle with a straw in it]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sounds great! ''[Squidward walks off and returns with a shampoo bottle with a straw in it]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Here’s your hair care product, sir.}}
{{L|Squidward|Here's your hair care product, sir.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, Bubble Buddy likes bendy straws. ''[Squidward bends the straw]'' Huh, what’s that? Bubble Buddy says it tastes funny. What do you think?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, Bubble Buddy likes bendy straws. ''[Squidward bends the straw]'' Huh, what's that? Bubble Buddy says it tastes funny. What do you think?}}
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs!}}
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Think of the customer.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Think of the customer.}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, silly me. I got the diet shampoo. Here we go, one of everything for Bubble Buddy.}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, silly me. I got the diet shampoo. Here we go, one of everything for Bubble Buddy.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh no, Squidward, wait! There’s cheese on these patties!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh no, Squidward, wait! There's cheese on these patties!}}
{{L|Squidward|And?}}
{{L|Squidward|And?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Bubble Buddy’s lactose-intolerant, he can’t eat cheese! What should we do?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Bubble Buddy's lactose-intolerant, he can't eat cheese! What should we do?}}
{{L|Squidward|We? How about ''[you take]'' these patties and sho...}}
{{L|Squidward|We? How about ''[you take]'' these patties and sho...}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Mr. Squidward! ''[walks off with the cart]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Mr. Squidward! ''[walks off with the cart]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Don’t worry, Bubble Buddy. Squidward will make a fresh batch.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Bubble Buddy. Squidward will make a fresh batch.}}
{{L|Squidward|What, is he allergic to bread, too?}}
{{L|Squidward|What, is he allergic to bread, too?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Actually he doesn’t like the crust. And Squidward, the ketchup should be under the patty. And Squidward, the pickles should be on the left side. And Squidward, you should... And Squidward... And Squidward... And Squidward... And Squidward...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Actually he doesn't like the crust. And Squidward, the ketchup should be under the patty. And Squidward, the pickles should be on the left side. And Squidward, you should... And Squidward... And Squidward... And Squidward... And Squidward...}}
{{L|Squidward|Here, one of everything! No cheese, no crust, pickles to the left, four squirts of ketchup, wheat buns, non- dairy lettuce, and farm-raised tomatoes carnival-style! ''[sets a bigger ferris wheel on the table]'' And if there’s anything else I can do, please hesitate to ask.}}
{{L|Squidward|Here, one of everything! No cheese, no crust, pickles to the left, four squirts of ketchup, wheat buns, non- dairy lettuce, and farm-raised tomatoes carnival-style! ''[sets a bigger ferris wheel on the table]'' And if there's anything else I can do, please hesitate to ask.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That was delicious! Money’s on the table, Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs waves]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That was delicious! Money's on the table, Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs waves]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So long, boys! You see Squidward, the restaurant game is all about service. The customer is always right. Remember that, lad, and you’ll be as successful as me one day.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So long, boys! You see Squidward, the restaurant game is all about service. The customer is always right. Remember that, lad, and you'll be as successful as me one day.}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, you’re right, Mr. Krabs. I learned my lesson. And by the way, Bubble Buddy picked up the tab. ''[hands Mr. Krabs a $100 bill made of bubbles]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, you're right, Mr. Krabs. I learned my lesson. And by the way, Bubble Buddy picked up the tab. ''[hands Mr. Krabs a $100 bill made of bubbles]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What’s this?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What's this?}}
{{L|Squidward|Bubble money. ''[$100 bill pops. Squidward shows his hand full of bubble change]'' At least he left a tip! ''[all the bubbles pop as Mr. Krabs and Squidward get angry. Scene cuts to Goo Lagoon]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Bubble money. ''[$100 bill pops. Squidward shows his hand full of bubble change]'' At least he left a tip! ''[all the bubbles pop as Mr. Krabs and Squidward get angry. Scene cuts to Goo Lagoon]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Here we are buddy, Goo Lagoon. There are lots of ways to have fun here. ''[Scooter runs up to SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Here we are buddy, Goo Lagoon. There are lots of ways to have fun here. ''[Scooter runs up to SpongeBob]''}}
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{{L|Scooter|All right!}}
{{L|Scooter|All right!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Bubble Buddy, you dig him out while I get us some cotton candy]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Bubble Buddy, you dig him out while I get us some cotton candy]''}}
{{L|Scooter|Don’t just stand there dude, the tide’s coming in. ''[laughs]'' Dude?}}
{{L|Scooter|Don't just stand there dude, the tide's coming in. ''[laughs]'' Dude?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|My friend’s in there.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|My friend's in there.}}
{{L|Harold|Congratulations.}}
{{L|Harold|Congratulations.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[to Bubble Buddy]'' Woo! Shake it! Shake it! Yeah! Shake that bubble butt! Yeah!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[to Bubble Buddy]'' Woo! Shake it! Shake it! Yeah! Shake that bubble butt! Yeah!}}
{{L|Pearl|It’s the world-famous surfer, Grubby Grouper!}}
{{L|Pearl|It's the world-famous surfer, Grubby Grouper!}}
{{L|Grubby Grouper|Later, groupies! ''[shakes Pearl’s hand]'' Grubby’s got to go catch some gnarly pounders. Ahoo!!}}
{{L|Grubby Grouper|Later, groupies! ''[shakes Pearl's hand]'' Grubby's got to go catch some gnarly pounders. Ahoo!!}}
{{L|Pearl|''[looks at her fin which is dirty now]'' Oh, I’ll never wash this flipper again. ''[SpongeBob walks up with Bubble Buddy]''}}
{{L|Pearl|''[looks at her fin which is dirty now]'' Oh, I'll never wash this flipper again. ''[SpongeBob walks up with Bubble Buddy]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey Pearl! Shake hands with Bubble Buddy! ''[squeaking noice]'' ''[sobbing]'' ''[Scene cuts to the port-o-potty]'' It’s his first time on his own.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey Pearl! Shake hands with Bubble Buddy! ''[squeaking noice]''[sobbing]''[Scene cuts to the port-o-potty]'' It's his first time on his own.}}
{{L|Harold|Once again, congratulations. ''[later, the line is longer. Picture scrolls over to where we see a sign that reads '45 minutes from this point']''}}
{{L|Harold|Once again, congratulations. ''[later, the line is longer. Picture scrolls over to where we see a sign that reads '45 minutes from this point']''}}
{{L|Man|Popcorn! Peanuts!}}
{{L|Man|Popcorn! Peanuts!}}
{{L|Lou|''[sounding desperate]'' Ice cold drinks!}}
{{L|Lou|''[sounding desperate]'' Ice cold drinks!}}
{{L|Harold|''[camera stops on Harold and SpongeBob as SpongeBob whistles and Peterson strugles to hold it in]'' ''[unable to take the wait anymore]'' Two hours is long enough! That’s it! ''[opens the port-o-potty door to see a bubble]''}}
{{L|Harold|''[camera stops on Harold and SpongeBob as SpongeBob whistles and Peterson strugles to hold it in]''[unable to take the wait anymore]'' Two hours is long enough! That's it! ''[opens the port-o-potty door to see a bubble]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey Bubble Buddy, you’re finished! ''[takes Bubble Buddy away, leaving everybody to stare at them]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey Bubble Buddy, you're finished! ''[takes Bubble Buddy away, leaving everybody to stare at them]''}}
{{L|Francis|He kept us waiting for a bubble?}}
{{L|Francis|He kept us waiting for a bubble?}}
{{L|Larry|That’s nothing! He calls us fat!}}
{{L|Larry|That's nothing! He calls us fat!}}
{{L|Pearl|''[crying as she shows her clean flipper]'' He washed my flipper!}}
{{L|Pearl|''[crying as she shows her clean flipper]'' He washed my flipper!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[storming up]'' He owes me money!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[storming up]'' He owes me money!}}
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{{L|Protester|Now what?}}
{{L|Protester|Now what?}}
{{L|Protesters|Get the lifeguard! ''[Squidward stops them]''}}
{{L|Protesters|Get the lifeguard! ''[Squidward stops them]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Wait! Don’t waste this senseless violence on him! It’s that stupid bubble of SpongeBob's that’s causing all the problems! Who’s with me!}}
{{L|Squidward|Wait! Don't waste this senseless violence on him! It's that stupid bubble of SpongeBob's that's causing all the problems! Who's with me!}}
{{L|Protesters|Pop the bubble! ''[all yelling]''}}
{{L|Protesters|Pop the bubble! ''[all yelling]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey everyone! Have you met my friend, Bubble Buddy?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey everyone! Have you met my friend, Bubble Buddy?}}
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{{L|Protesters|No... ''[group steps in closer]''}}
{{L|Protesters|No... ''[group steps in closer]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Would you mind not getting so close with those pins? Pointy objects make Bubble Buddy uncomfortable.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Would you mind not getting so close with those pins? Pointy objects make Bubble Buddy uncomfortable.}}
{{L|Larry|SpongeBob, that bubble’s got to go.}}
{{L|Larry|SpongeBob, that bubble's got to go.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh no, he already took care of that, but thanks for your concern.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh no, he already took care of that, but thanks for your concern.}}
{{L|Pearl|No. “Go” as in…''[blows a bubble gum till it pops]''}}
{{L|Pearl|No. “Go” as in… ''[blows a bubble gum till it pops]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Why?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Why?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You and that bubble have been nothing but trouble! It’s time to end it!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You and that bubble have been nothing but trouble! It's time to end it!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No! I won’t let you! Here we go! You’ll never catch us now! Never! Ha! Never! ''[both start to get lower to the ground and the group surrounds them both again]'' Never...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No! I won't let you! Here we go! You'll never catch us now! Never! Ha! Never! ''[both start to get lower to the ground and the group surrounds them both again]'' Never...}}
{{L|Squidward|Enough sea-horsing around, SpongeBob! Give us that bubble!}}
{{L|Squidward|Enough sea-horsing around, SpongeBob! Give us that bubble!}}
{{L|Protesters|Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble!}}
{{L|Protesters|Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No! You can’t! He’s not just a bubble, he’s a Bubble Buddy! He’s my friend and I love him! Haven’t you ever had a very special friend?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No! You can't! He's not just a bubble, he's a Bubble Buddy! He's my friend and I love him! Haven't you ever had a very special friend?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, Nickle Buddy, I’ll never spend you!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, Nickle Buddy, I'll never spend you!}}
{{L|Sheldon|Funny Muffler...}}
{{L|Sheldon|Funny Muffler...}}
{{L|Larry|Jerky Pal...}}
{{L|Larry|Jerky Pal...}}
{{L|Harold|Boo-boo Keys...}}
{{L|Harold|Boo-boo Keys...}}
{{L|Man|Snake Eyes...''[together with Harold]'' We love you! ''[burst into tears]''}}
{{L|Man|Snake Eyes... ''[together with Harold]'' We love you! ''[burst into tears]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|So, what do you say?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|So, what do you say?}}
{{L|Protesters|''[chanting]'' Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble!}}
{{L|Protesters|''[chanting]'' Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble!}}
{{L|Squidward|Let’s get this over with so I can go home and play my clarinet!}}
{{L|Squidward|Let's get this over with so I can go home and play my clarinet!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Noo...}} [Squidward charges his needle towards Bubble Buddy in a slow dramatic manner, but then suddenly Bubble Buddy grabs ahold of Squidward's hand before the needle reaches the former]
{{L|SpongeBob|Noo...}} [Squidward charges his needle towards Bubble Buddy in a slow dramatic manner, but then suddenly Bubble Buddy grabs ahold of Squidward's hand before the needle reaches the former]
{{L|Bubble Buddy|Whoa! ''[all except SpongeBob gasp]'' Hey, don’t I get a say in this? I’ll see you later, SpongeBob. Things are getting a little weird around here.}}
{{L|Bubble Buddy|Whoa! ''[all except SpongeBob gasp]'' Hey, don't I get a say in this? I'll see you later, SpongeBob. Things are getting a little weird around here.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|So long.}} [Bubble Buddy gets into a bubble taxi and it floats away as it drives off]
{{L|SpongeBob|So long.}} [Bubble Buddy gets into a bubble taxi and it floats away as it drives off]
{{L|Bubble Buddy|Happy Leif Ericcson Day!}}
{{L|Bubble Buddy|Happy Leif Ericcson Day!}}
{{L|Squidward|He’s... alive?}}
{{L|Squidward|He's... alive?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Of course! Otherwise he couldn't tell such funny jokes! ''[laughs as everyone walks off muttering and agreeing with Bubble Buddy's departure]'' Seems like only this morning that I held his bottle. ''[sniffles]'' They blow up so fast. ''[happily cries and runs off. A bunch of bubbles pop by Squidward except for one]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Of course! Otherwise he couldn't tell such funny jokes! ''[laughs as everyone walks off muttering and agreeing with Bubble Buddy's departure]'' Seems like only this morning that I held his bottle. ''[sniffles]'' They blow up so fast. ''[happily cries and runs off. A bunch of bubbles pop by Squidward except for one]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[thinking bubble is alive like Bubble Buddy]'' Uh...hi?}}
{{L|Squidward|''[thinking bubble is alive like Bubble Buddy]'' Uh...hi?}}
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