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{{L|SpongeBob|''[jumps out of bed wearing a large beard and a horned helmet]'' Hey, everybody! It's Leif Erikson Day! Hinga-dinga-durgen! ''[grabs two oars and steers his bed like a boat to Patrick's]'' Ahoy, Patrick! It's Leif Erikson Day! ''[Patrick's rock opens and there's a big piece of paper]'' There's a note.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[jumps out of bed wearing a large beard and a horned helmet]'' Hey, everybody! It's Leif Erikson Day! Hinga-dinga-durgen! ''[grabs two oars and steers his bed like a boat to Patrick's]'' Ahoy, Patrick! It's Leif Erikson Day! ''[Patrick's rock opens and there's a big piece of paper]'' There's a note.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[as note]'' SpongeBob, went to get more giant paper. Uh... Patrick. P.S. Happy Leif Erikson Day! Yingin-hinga-dinga!}}  
{{L|Patrick|''[as note]'' SpongeBob, went to get more giant paper. Uh... Patrick. P.S. Happy Leif Erikson Day! Yingin-hinga-dinga!}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Aww... so much for that. Maybe Sandy will play with me. ''[throws his costume away and runs to Sandy's. There is a note on the door.]'' Another note.}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Aww... so much for that. Maybe Sandy will play with me. ''[He throws his costume away. Bubble transitions to SpongeBob walking over to Sandy's home. There is a note on the door.]'' Another note.}}  
{{L|Sandy|''[as note]'' SpongeBob, went south for the winter. Love, Sandy.}}  
{{L|Sandy|''[as note]'' SpongeBob, went south for the winter. Love, Sandy.}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|I don't get it. The water's fine. ''[scene shows the treedome snowing inside. SpongeBob goes to Squidward's. There is a note on his door.]'' Hey, Squidward! Want to play?}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|I don't get it. The water's fine. ''[scene shows the treedome snowing inside. Bubble transitions to SpongeBob going to Squidward's home. There is a note on his door.]'' Hey, Squidward! Want to play?}}  
{{L|Squidward|''[as note]'' No.}}  
{{L|Squidward|''[as note]'' No.}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Are you sure? ''[takes the note off the door, revealing another note]''}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Are you sure? ''[takes the note off the door, revealing another note]''}}  
{{L|Squidward|''[as note]'' Yes.}}  
{{L|Squidward|''[as note]'' Yes.}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Darn. I wish I had a buddy to play with. I know! I'll make one! ''[cut to SpongeBob holding a large stick]'' Stick Buddy! ''[lets go of the stick which falls to the ground]'' Nah... ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob standing next to a pile of rocks]'' Rock Buddy! Nope... ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob standing next to a sink]'' Sink Buddy! ''[Sink Buddy drips a little water]'' Almost... ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob again]'' I've got it! ''[dips his bubble wand into bubble soap and blows a human shape-like bubble]'' Bubble Buddy! ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob and Bubble Buddy on the seesaw]'' This... is... great! ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob going up to the Krusty Krab with his bubble]'' I can't wait for you to meet Squidward and Mr. Krabs. ''[walks in the Krusty Krab but his bubble just floats at the door]'' Don't be shy, come on! ''[squeezes the bubble through the doors]''}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Darn. I wish I had a buddy to play with. I know! I'll make one! ''[Bubble transitions to SpongeBob holding a large stick]'' Stick Buddy! ''[lets go of the stick which falls to the ground]'' Nah... ''[Bubble transitions to SpongeBob standing next to a pile of rocks]'' Rock Buddy! Nope... ''[Bubble transitions to SpongeBob standing next to a sink]'' Sink Buddy! ''[Sink Buddy drips a little water]'' Almost... ''[Bubble transitions to SpongeBob again]'' I've got it! ''[dips his bubble wand into bubble soap and blows a human shape-like bubble]'' Bubble Buddy! ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob and Bubble Buddy on the seesaw]'' This... is... great! ''[Bubble transitions to SpongeBob going up to the Krusty Krab with his bubble]'' I can't wait for you to meet Squidward and Mr. Krabs. ''[walks in the Krusty Krab but his bubble just floats at the door]'' Don't be shy, come on! ''[squeezes the bubble through the doors]''}}  
{{L|Squidward|''[sarcastically]'' Please come again. When I'm not working. Next.}}  
{{L|Squidward|''[sarcastically]'' Please come again. When I'm not working. Next.}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Squidward!}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Squidward!}}  
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{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs!}}  
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs!}}  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[chews and spits a Krabby Patty for an old lady to eat]'' Think of the customer.}}  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[chews and spits a Krabby Patty for an old lady to eat]'' Think of the customer.}}  
{{L|Squidward|''[drinks shampoo]'' Oh, silly me. I got the diet shampoo. Here we go, one of everything for Bubble Buddy.}}  
{{L|Squidward|''[drinks shampoo]'' Oh, silly me. I got the diet shampoo. ''[Bubble transitions to Squidward pushing a red cart full of Krabby patties]'' Here we go, one of everything for Bubble Buddy.}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh no, Squidward, wait! There's cheese on these patties!}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|''[examines the cheese on one of the Krabby patties and gasps]'' Oh no, Squidward, wait! There's cheese on these patties!}}  
{{L|Squidward|And?}}  
{{L|Squidward|And?}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Bubble Buddy's lactose-intolerant, he can't eat cheese! What should we do?}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Bubble Buddy's lactose-intolerant, he can't eat cheese! What should we do?}}  
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[off-screen; cutting him off]'' Mr. Squidward! ''[Squidward frowns in annoyance; he takes back the patty and walks off with the cart]''}}  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[off-screen; cutting him off]'' Mr. Squidward! ''[Squidward frowns in annoyance; he takes back the patty and walks off with the cart]''}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Bubble Buddy. Squidward will make a fresh batch.}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Bubble Buddy. Squidward will make a fresh batch.}}  
{{L|Squidward|What, is he allergic to bread, too?}}  
{{L|Squidward|''[returns with the cart and presents Bubble Buddy with one of the Krabby patties, without cheese]'' What, is he allergic to bread, too?}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Actually he doesn't like the crust. And Squidward, the ketchup should be under the patty. And Squidward, the pickles should be on the left side. And Squidward, you should... And Squidward... And Squidward... And Squidward... And Squidward...}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Actually, he doesn't like the crust. ''[Scene cuts to Squidward slicing the crust off the buns.]'' And Squidward, the ketchup should be under the patty. ''[Scene cuts to Squidward squeezing ketchup on each of the patties.]'' And Squidward, the pickles should be on the left side. ''[Scene cuts to Squidward preparing the fries.]'' And Squidward, you should... ''[Scene cuts to Squidward rolling the dough.]'' And Squidward... ''[Scene cuts to Squidward flipping the patties.]'' And Squidward... ''[Scene cuts to Squidward measuring the patty with a ruler.]'' And Squidward... ''[Scene cuts to Squidward massaging Bubble Buddy.]'' And Squidward...}}  
{{L|Squidward|Here, one of everything! No cheese, no crust, pickles to the left, four squirts of ketchup, wheat buns, non-dairy lettuce, and farm-raised tomatoes carnival-style! ''[sets a bigger ferris wheel on the table]'' And if there's anything else I can do, please hesitate to ask.}}  
{{L|Squidward|''[presents a tray of six Krabby patties to Bubble Buddy]'' Here, one of everything! No cheese, no crust, pickles to the left, four squirts of ketchup, wheat buns, non-dairy lettuce, and farm-raised tomatoes carnival-style! ''[sets a bigger ferris wheel on the table]'' And if there's anything else I can do, ''[shaking angrily]'' please hesitate to ask. ''[Bubble transitions to SpongeBob and Bubble Buddy leaving the Krusty Krab.]''}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|That was delicious! Money's on the table, Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs waves]''}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|That was delicious! Money's on the table, Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs waves]''}}  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So long, boys! You see, Squidward, the restaurant game is all about service. The customer is always right. Remember that, lad, and you'll be as successful as me one day.}}  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So long, boys! You see, Squidward, the restaurant game is all about service. The customer is always right. Remember that, lad, and you'll be as successful as me one day.}}  
{{L|Squidward|''[sarcastically]'' Oh, you're right, Mr. Krabs. I learned my lesson. And by the way, Bubble Buddy picked up the tab. ''[hands Mr. Krabs a $100 bill made of bubbles]''}}  
{{L|Squidward|''[sarcastically]'' Oh, you're right, Mr. Krabs. I learned my lesson. And by the way, Bubble Buddy picked up the tab. ''[hands Mr. Krabs a $100 bill made of bubbles]''}}  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What's this?}}  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What's this?}}  
{{L|Squidward|Bubble money. ''[$100 bill pops. Squidward shows his hand full of bubble change]'' At least they left a tip! ''[all the bubbles pop as Mr. Krabs and Squidward start growling with fury. Scene cuts to Goo Lagoon]''}}  
{{L|Squidward|Bubble money. ''[$100 bill pops. Squidward shows his hand full of bubble change]'' At least they left a tip! ''[all the bubbles pop as Mr. Krabs and Squidward start growling with fury. Bubble transitions to Goo Lagoon]''}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Here we are, Bubble Buddy, Goo Lagoon. There are lots of ways to have fun here. ''[Scooter runs up to SpongeBob]''}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Here we are, Bubble Buddy, Goo Lagoon. There are lots of ways to have fun here. ''[Scooter runs up to SpongeBob]''}}  
{{L|Scooter|Dudes, bury me! ''[laughs]''}}  
{{L|Scooter|Dudes, bury me! ''[laughs]''}}  
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{{L|Scooter|''[buried under the sand]'' All right!}}  
{{L|Scooter|''[buried under the sand]'' All right!}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Bubble Buddy, you dig him out while I get some cotton candy.}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Bubble Buddy, you dig him out while I get some cotton candy.}}  
{{L|Scooter|Don't just stand there, dude. The tide's coming in. ''[laughs. Water reaches him]'' Dude?}}  
{{L|Scooter|Don't just stand there, dude. The tide's coming in. ''[laughs. Water reaches him]'' Dude? ''[Bubble transitions to SpongeBob taking Bubble Buddy to the Port-O-Head]''}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|''[places Bubble Buddy inside]'' My friend's in there.}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|''[places Bubble Buddy inside] [Harold and Nat Peterson are behind him]'' My friend's in there.}}  
{{L|Harold|Congratulations.}}  
{{L|Harold|Congratulations.}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|''[goes to the music and he dances along]'' Woo! Shake it! Shake it! Yeah! Shake that bubble butt! Yeah! ''[everyone looks at their rears and they leave in embarrassment]''}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|''[goes to the music and he dances along]'' Woo! Shake it! Woo-woo! Shake it! Yeah! Shake that bubble butt! Yeah! ''[everyone looks at their rears and they leave in embarrassment] [Scene cuts to SpongeBob waiting for Bubble Buddy in the Port-O-Head. Harold impatiently looks at his watch to check how long Bubble Buddy has been in the bathroom.]''}}  
{{L|Pearl|It's the world-famous surf punk, Grubby Grouper!}}  
{{L|Pearl|''[giggles]'' Oh, oh! It's the world-famous surf punk, Grubby Grouper!}}  
{{L|Grubby Grouper|Later, groupies! ''[shakes Pearl's hand]'' Grubby's got to go catch some gnarly pounders. Ahoo!}}  
{{L|Grubby Grouper|Later, groupies! ''[shakes Pearl's hand]'' Grubby's got to go catch some gnarly pounders. Ahoo!}}  
{{L|Pearl|''[looks at her fin which is dirty now]'' Oh, I'll never wash this flipper again. ''[SpongeBob walks up with Bubble Buddy]''}}  
{{L|Pearl|''[looks at her fin which is dirty now]'' Oh, I'll never wash this flipper again. ''[SpongeBob walks up with Bubble Buddy]''}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Pearl! Shake hands with Bubble Buddy! ''[rubs Bubble Buddy's hands on Pearl's dirty flipper, her flipper is now clean. Pearl sobs. Scene cuts to the port-o-potty]'' It's his first time on his own.}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Pearl! Shake hands with Bubble Buddy! ''[rubs Bubble Buddy's hands on Pearl's dirty flipper, her flipper is now clean. Pearl sobs. Scene cuts to the Port-O-Head, where 11 people are behind SpongeBob in line.]'' It's his first time on his own.}}  
{{L|Harold|Once again, congratulations. ''[later, the line is longer. Picture scrolls over to where we see a sign that reads '45 minutes from this point']''}}  
{{L|Harold|Once again, congratulations. ''[Bubble transitions to the very long line. Picture scrolls over to where we see a sign that reads '45 minutes from this point']''}}  
{{L|Man|Popcorn! Peanuts!}}  
{{L|Man|Popcorn! Peanuts!}}  
{{L|Lou|''[sounding desperate]'' Ice cold drinks!}}  
{{L|Lou|''[sounding desperate]'' Ice cold drinks!}}  
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{{L|Squidward|Wait! Don't waste this senseless violence on him! It's that stupid bubble of SpongeBob's that's causing all the problems! ''[holds up a needle]'' Who's with me?}}  
{{L|Squidward|Wait! Don't waste this senseless violence on him! It's that stupid bubble of SpongeBob's that's causing all the problems! ''[holds up a needle]'' Who's with me?}}  
{{L|Protesters|''[all hold a needle]'' Pop the bubble! ''[all yelling]''}}  
{{L|Protesters|''[all hold a needle]'' Pop the bubble! ''[all yelling]''}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|''[everybody surrounds them]'' Hey, everyone! Have you met my friend, Bubble Buddy?}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|''[The protestors surround him and Bubble Buddy.]'' Hey, everyone! Have you met my friend, Bubble Buddy?}}  
{{L|Protesters|Yes...}}  
{{L|Protesters|Yes... ''[all hold their needles]''}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, is this one of those sewing circles?}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, is this one of those sewing circles? ''[giggles]''}}  
{{L|Protesters|No... ''[group steps in closer]''}}  
{{L|Protesters|No... ''[group steps in closer]''}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Would you mind not getting so close with those pins? Pointy objects make Bubble Buddy uncomfortable.}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Would you mind not getting so close with those pins? Pointy objects make Bubble Buddy uncomfortable.}}  
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{{L|Pearl|No. "Go" as in... ''[blows a bubble gum until it pops]''}}  
{{L|Pearl|No. "Go" as in... ''[blows a bubble gum until it pops]''}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|''[screams]'' Why?!}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|''[screams]'' Why?!}}  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You and that bubble have been nothing but trouble! It's time to end it!}}  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You and that bubble have been nothing but trouble! It's time to end it! ''[All the protestors hold their needles.]''}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|No! I won't let you! ''[blows Bubble Buddy until they begin floating]'' Here we go! You'll never catch us now! Never! Ha haa! Never! ''[both start to get lower to the ground and the group surrounds them both again]'' Never...}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|No! I won't let you! ''[blows Bubble Buddy until they begin floating]'' Here we go! You'll never catch us now! Never! Ha haa! Never! ''[both start to get lower to the ground and the protestors surround them both again]'' Never...}}  
{{L|Squidward|Enough sea-horsing around, SpongeBob! Give us that bubble!}}  
{{L|Squidward|Enough sea-horsing around, SpongeBob! Give us that bubble!}}  
{{L|Protesters|Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble!}}  
{{L|Protesters|Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble!}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|No! You can't! He's not just a bubble, he's a Bubble Buddy! He's my friend and I love him! Haven't you ever had a very special friend?}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|No! You can't! He's not just a bubble, he's a Bubble Buddy! He's my friend and I love him! Haven't you ever had a very special friend? ''[sheds tears]''}}  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[starts crying]'' Nickel Buddy, I'll never spend you!}}  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[starts crying]'' Nickel Buddy, I'll never spend you!}}  
{{L|Sheldon|Funny Muffler...}}  
{{L|Sheldon|Funny Muffler...}}  
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{{L|Man|Snake Eyes... ''[together with Harold]'' We love you! ''[they burst into tears]''}}  
{{L|Man|Snake Eyes... ''[together with Harold]'' We love you! ''[they burst into tears]''}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|So, what do you say?}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|So, what do you say?}}  
{{L|Protesters|''[look at each other, then they bring out their needles]'' Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! ''[throws SpongeBob away]''}}  
{{L|Protesters|''[look at each other, then they bring out their needles]'' Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! ''[grab SpongeBob and throw him away]''}}  
{{L|Squidward|Let's get this over with so I can go home and play my clarinet!}}  
{{L|Squidward|Let's get this over with so I can go home and play my clarinet!}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|No...! ''[Squidward charges his needle towards Bubble Buddy in a slow dramatic manner, while SpongeBob begs them to stop. But then suddenly Bubble Buddy grabs ahold of Squidward's hand before the needle reaches the former]''}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|No...! ''[Squidward charges his needle towards Bubble Buddy in a slow dramatic manner, while SpongeBob begs them to stop. But then suddenly Bubble Buddy grabs ahold of Squidward's hand before the needle reaches the former]''}}  
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{{L|Bubble Buddy|Happy Leif Erikson Day!}}  
{{L|Bubble Buddy|Happy Leif Erikson Day!}}  
{{L|Squidward|He's alive?}}  
{{L|Squidward|He's alive?}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Of course! Otherwise he couldn't tell such funny jokes! ''[laughs as everyone walks off muttering and agreeing with Bubble Buddy's departure]'' Seems like only this morning I held his bottle. ''[sniffles]'' They blow up so fast. ''[weeps tears of joy while blowing his nose and runs off. A bunch of bubbles pop near Squidward except for one]''}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Of course! Otherwise he couldn't tell such funny jokes! ''[laughs as everyone walks off muttering and agreeing with Bubble Buddy's departure]''}} {{L|Man|Okay baby, I'm done.}}{{L|SpongeBob|Seems like only this morning I held his bottle. ''[sniffles]'' They blow up so fast. ''[weeps tears of joy while blowing his nose and runs off. A bunch of bubbles pop near Squidward except for one]''}}{{L|Squidward|''[thinking bubble is alive like Bubble Buddy]'' Uh...hi? ''[The episode ends.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[thinking bubble is alive like Bubble Buddy]'' Uh...hi?}}
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