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{{L|Squidward|''[sarcastically]'' Please come again. When I'm not working. Next.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[sarcastically]'' Please come again. When I'm not working. Next.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Squidward!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Squidward!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|How am I supposed to enjoy your day off if you come to work anyway?}} | {{L|Squidward|How am I supposed to enjoy ''''' your''''' day off if you come to work anyway?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I want you to meet my new friend, Bubble Buddy!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I want you to meet my new friend, Bubble Buddy!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|This bubble is your friend? ''[sees his reflection in Bubble Buddy's face; giggles]'' Well, he's handsome, I'll give him that. What'll it be?}} | {{L|Squidward|This bubble is your friend? ''[sees his reflection in Bubble Buddy's face; giggles]'' Well, he's handsome, I'll give him that. What'll it be?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I'm not hungry.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I'm not hungry.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Well, thanks for | {{L|Squidward|Well, thanks for stoppin' by.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait! You haven't taken Bubble Buddy's order yet!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Wait! You haven't taken Bubble Buddy's order yet!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Why would I do that?}} | {{L|Squidward|Why would I do that?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|He's hungry.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|He's hungry.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|He's an inanimate object, his money's no good here!}} | {{L|Squidward|He's an inanimate object, his money's no good here!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[comes out of the register]'' What are you | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[comes out of the register]'' What are you sayin', Mr. Squidward? Everyone's money is good here. ''[a criminal is eating a Krabby Patty]'' At the Krusty Krab, we serves all kinds.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I'm not taking an order for a bubble.}} | {{L|Squidward|I'm not taking an order for a bubble.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Sure | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Sure ya are! Or I'll fill your life with misery and woe. ''[goes back to the cash register, then he peeks at Squidward]'' Even if ya quit. ''[goes back into the cash register again]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|May I take your order?}} | {{L|Squidward|May I take your order?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait, Bubble Buddy. Let me decide for you. ''[reads the menu]'' Hmmm. Krabby Patty, Double Patty Patty, Krabby Junior Junior, Jumbo Small Patty, Junior Senior Sophomore Patty, Quarter Ouncer Double Pounder...ohh, it's all so good! He'll just have one of everything. ''[Mr. Krabs explodes through the cash register]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Wait, Bubble Buddy. Let me decide for you. ''[reads the menu]'' Hmmm. Krabby Patty, Double Patty Patty, Krabby Junior Junior, Jumbo Small Patty, Junior Senior Sophomore Patty, Quarter Ouncer Double Pounder...ohh, it's all so good! He'll just have one of everything. ''[Mr. Krabs explodes through the cash register]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs!}} | {{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[chews and spits a Krabby Patty for an old lady to eat]'' Think of the customer.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[chews and spits a Krabby Patty for an old lady to eat]'' Think of the customer.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[drinks shampoo]'' Oh, silly me. I got the diet shampoo. ''[Bubble transitions to Squidward pushing a red cart full of Krabby patties]'' Here we go, one of everything for Bubble Buddy.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[drinks shampoo]'' Oh, silly me. I got the '''''diet''''' shampoo. ''[Bubble transitions to Squidward pushing a red cart full of Krabby patties]'' Here we go, one of everything for Bubble Buddy.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[examines the cheese on one of the Krabby patties and gasps]'' Oh no, Squidward, wait! There's cheese on these patties!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[examines the cheese on one of the Krabby patties and gasps]'' Oh no, Squidward, wait! There's cheese on these patties!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|And?}} | {{L|Squidward|And?}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|''[returns with the cart and presents Bubble Buddy with one of the Krabby patties, without cheese]'' What, is he allergic to bread, too?}} | {{L|Squidward|''[returns with the cart and presents Bubble Buddy with one of the Krabby patties, without cheese]'' What, is he allergic to bread, too?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Actually, he doesn't like the crust. ''[Scene cuts to Squidward slicing the crust off the buns.]'' And Squidward, the ketchup should be under the patty. ''[Scene cuts to Squidward squeezing ketchup on each of the patties.]'' And Squidward, the pickles should be on the left side. ''[Scene cuts to Squidward preparing the fries.]'' And Squidward, you should... ''[Scene cuts to Squidward rolling the dough.]'' And Squidward... ''[Scene cuts to Squidward flipping the patties.]'' And Squidward... ''[Scene cuts to Squidward measuring the patty with a ruler.]'' And Squidward... ''[Scene cuts to Squidward massaging Bubble Buddy.]'' And Squidward...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Actually, he doesn't like the crust. ''[Scene cuts to Squidward slicing the crust off the buns.]'' And Squidward, the ketchup should be under the patty. ''[Scene cuts to Squidward squeezing ketchup on each of the patties.]'' And Squidward, the pickles should be on the left side. ''[Scene cuts to Squidward preparing the fries.]'' And Squidward, you should... ''[Scene cuts to Squidward rolling the dough.]'' And Squidward... ''[Scene cuts to Squidward flipping the patties.]'' And Squidward... ''[Scene cuts to Squidward measuring the patty with a ruler.]'' And Squidward... ''[Scene cuts to Squidward massaging Bubble Buddy.]'' And Squidward...}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[presents a tray of six Krabby patties to Bubble Buddy]'' Here, one of everything! No cheese, no crust, pickles to the left, four squirts of ketchup, wheat buns, non-dairy lettuce, and farm-raised tomatoes carnival-style! ''[sets a bigger ferris wheel on the table]'' And if there's anything else I can do, ''[shaking angrily]'' please hesitate to ask. ''[Bubble transitions to SpongeBob and Bubble Buddy leaving the Krusty Krab.]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[presents a tray of six Krabby patties to Bubble Buddy]'' Here, one of everything! No cheese, no crust, pickles to the left, four squirts of ketchup, wheat buns, non-dairy lettuce, and farm-raised tomatoes carnival-style! ''[sets a bigger ferris wheel on the table]'' And if there's anything else I can do, ''[shaking angrily]'' '''''please hesitate to ask'''''. ''[Bubble transitions to SpongeBob and Bubble Buddy leaving the Krusty Krab.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That was delicious! Money's on the table, Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs waves]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That was delicious! Money's on the table, Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs waves]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So long, boys! You see, Squidward, the restaurant game is all about service. The customer is always right. Remember that, lad, and you'll be as successful as me one day.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|So long, boys! You see, Squidward, the restaurant game is all about service. The customer is always right. Remember that, lad, and you'll be as successful as me one day.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[sarcastically]'' Oh, you're right, Mr. Krabs. I learned my lesson. And by the way, Bubble Buddy picked up the tab. ''[hands Mr. Krabs a $100 bill made of bubbles]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[sarcastically]'' Oh, you're right, Mr. Krabs. I learned '''''my''''' lesson. And by the way, Bubble Buddy picked up the tab. ''[hands Mr. Krabs a $100 bill made of bubbles]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What's this?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What's this?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Bubble money. ''[$100 bill pops. Squidward shows his hand full of bubble change]'' At least they left a tip! ''[all the bubbles pop as Mr. Krabs and Squidward start growling with fury. Bubble transitions to Goo Lagoon]''}} | {{L|Squidward|'''''Bubble money'''''. ''[$100 bill pops. Squidward shows his hand full of bubble change]'' At least they left a '''''tip'''''! ''[all the bubbles pop as Mr. Krabs and Squidward start growling with fury. Bubble transitions to Goo Lagoon]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Here we are, Bubble Buddy, Goo Lagoon. There are lots of ways to have fun here. ''[Scooter runs up to SpongeBob]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Here we are, Bubble Buddy, Goo Lagoon. There are lots of ways to have fun here. ''[Scooter runs up to SpongeBob]''}} | ||
{{L|Scooter|Dudes, bury me! ''[laughs]''}} | {{L|Scooter|Dudes, bury me! ''[laughs]''}} | ||
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{{L|Scooter|''[buried under the sand]'' All right!}} | {{L|Scooter|''[buried under the sand]'' All right!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Bubble Buddy, you dig him out while I get some cotton candy.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Bubble Buddy, you dig him out while I get some cotton candy.}} | ||
{{L|Scooter|Don't just stand there, dude. The tide's | {{L|Scooter|Don't just stand there, dude. The tide's comin' in. ''[laughs. Water reaches him]'' Dude? ''[Bubble transitions to SpongeBob taking Bubble Buddy to the Port-O-Head]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[places Bubble Buddy inside] [Harold and Nat Peterson are behind him]'' My friend's in there.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[places Bubble Buddy inside] [Harold and Nat Peterson are behind him]'' My friend's in there.}} | ||
{{L|Harold|Congratulations.}} | {{L|Harold|Congratulations.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[goes to the music and he dances along]'' Woo! Shake it! Woo-woo! Shake it! Yeah! Shake that bubble butt! Yeah! ''[everyone looks at their rears and they leave in embarrassment] [Scene cuts to SpongeBob waiting for Bubble Buddy in the Port-O-Head. Harold impatiently looks at his watch to check how long Bubble Buddy has been in the bathroom.]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[goes to the music and he dances along]'' Woo! Shake it! Woo-woo! Shake it! Yeah! Shake that bubble butt! Yeah! ''[everyone looks at their rears and they leave in embarrassment] [Scene cuts to SpongeBob waiting for Bubble Buddy in the Port-O-Head. Harold impatiently looks at his watch to check how long Bubble Buddy has been in the bathroom.]''}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|''[giggles]'' Oh, oh! It's the world-famous surf punk, Grubby Grouper!}} | {{L|Pearl|''[giggles]'' Oh, oh! It's the world-famous surf punk, Grubby Grouper!}} | ||
{{L|Grubby Grouper|Later, groupies! ''[shakes Pearl's | {{L|Grubby Grouper|Later, groupies! ''[shakes Pearl's flipper]'' Grubby's gotta go catch some gnarly pounders. Ahoo!}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|''[looks at her | {{L|Pearl|''[looks at her flipper which is dirty now]'' Oh, I'll never wash this flipper again. ''[SpongeBob walks up with Bubble Buddy]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Pearl! Shake hands with Bubble Buddy! ''[rubs Bubble Buddy's hands on Pearl's dirty flipper, her flipper is now clean. Pearl sobs. Scene cuts to the Port-O-Head, where 11 people are behind SpongeBob in line.]'' It's his first time on his own.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Pearl! Shake hands with Bubble Buddy! ''[rubs Bubble Buddy's hands on Pearl's dirty flipper, her flipper is now clean. Pearl sobs. Scene cuts to the Port-O-Head, where 11 people are behind SpongeBob in line.]'' It's his first time on his own.}} | ||
{{L|Harold|Once again, congratulations. ''[Bubble transitions to the very long line. Picture scrolls over to where we see a sign that reads '45 minutes from this point']''}} | {{L|Harold|Once again, congratulations. ''[Bubble transitions to the very long line. Picture scrolls over to where we see a sign that reads '45 minutes from this point']''}} | ||
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{{L|Harold|''[camera stops on he and SpongeBob as SpongeBob whistles and Peterson struggles to hold it in; not able to take the wait anymore]'' Two hours is long enough! That's it! ''[opens the port-o-potty door to see Bubble Buddy]''}} | {{L|Harold|''[camera stops on he and SpongeBob as SpongeBob whistles and Peterson struggles to hold it in; not able to take the wait anymore]'' Two hours is long enough! That's it! ''[opens the port-o-potty door to see Bubble Buddy]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Bubble Buddy, you're finished! ''[takes Bubble Buddy away, leaving everybody to glare at them]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Bubble Buddy, you're finished! ''[takes Bubble Buddy away, leaving everybody to glare at them]''}} | ||
{{L|Francis|He kept us waiting for a bubble?}} | {{L|Francis|He kept us '''''waiting''''' for a bubble?}} | ||
{{L|Larry|That's nothing! He called us fat! ''[begins crunching on celery stalks along with others]''}} | {{L|Larry|That's nothing! He called us fat! ''[begins crunching on celery stalks along with others]''}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|''[crying as she shows her clean flipper]'' He washed my flipper!}} | {{L|Pearl|''[crying as she shows her clean flipper]'' He washed my flipper!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[storming up]'' He owes me money!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[storming up]'' He owes '''''me''''' money!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[following Mr. Krabs]'' He made me provide excellent service!}} | {{L|Squidward|''[following Mr. Krabs]'' He made me provide excellent service!}} | ||
{{L|Scooter|''[appears with a halo and angel clothing on]'' Dudes! He made me experience high tide! ''[floats up towards the surface while laughing]''}} | {{L|Scooter|''[appears with a halo and angel clothing on]'' Dudes! He made me experience high tide! ''[floats up towards the surface while laughing]''}} | ||
{{L|Tom|He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!}} | {{L|Tom|He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!}} | ||
{{L|Protesters|He did?}} | {{L|Protesters|'''''He did?'''''}} | ||
{{L|Tom|No... But are we just gonna wait around until he does?}} | {{L|Tom|No... But are we just gonna wait around until he does?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I say we tip | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I say we tip somethin' over! ''[all yelling]''}} | ||
{{L|Lifeguard|Hey, hey, hey! ''[everyone tips the lifeguard stand]''}} | {{L|Lifeguard|Hey, hey, hey! ''[everyone tips the lifeguard stand]''}} | ||
{{L|Protester|Now what?}} | {{L|Protester|Now what?}} | ||
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{{L|Protesters|''[all hold a needle]'' Pop the bubble! ''[all yelling]''}} | {{L|Protesters|''[all hold a needle]'' Pop the bubble! ''[all yelling]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[The protesters surround him and Bubble Buddy.]'' Hey, everyone! Have you met my friend, Bubble Buddy?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[The protesters surround him and Bubble Buddy.]'' Hey, everyone! Have you met my friend, Bubble Buddy?}} | ||
{{L|Protesters|Yes... ''[all hold their needles]''}} | {{L|Protesters|'''''Yes...''''' ''[all hold their needles]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, is this one of those sewing circles? ''[giggles]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, is this one of those sewing circles? ''[giggles]''}} | ||
{{L|Protesters|No... ''[group steps in closer]''}} | {{L|Protesters|'''''No...''''' ''[group steps in closer]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Would you mind not getting so close with those pins? Pointy objects make Bubble Buddy uncomfortable.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Would you mind not getting so close with those pins? Pointy objects make Bubble Buddy uncomfortable.}} | ||
{{L|Larry|SpongeBob, that bubble's got to go.}} | {{L|Larry|SpongeBob, that bubble's got to go.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh no, he already took care of that, but thanks for your concern.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh no, he already took care of that, but thanks for your concern.}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|No. "Go" as in... ''[blows a bubble with her gum until it pops]''}} | {{L|Pearl|No. '''''"Go"''''' as in... ''[blows a bubble with her gum until it pops]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[screams]'' Why?!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[screams]'' Why?!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You and that bubble have been | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You and that bubble have been nothin' but trouble! It's time to end it! ''[All the protesters hold their needles.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No! I won't let you! ''[blows Bubble Buddy until they begin floating]'' Here we go! You'll never catch us now! Never! Ha haa! Never! ''[both start to get lower to the ground and the protesters surround them both again]'' Never...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No! I won't let you! ''[blows Bubble Buddy until they begin floating]'' Here we go! You'll never catch us now! Never! Ha haa! Never! ''[both start to get lower to the ground and the protesters surround them both again]'' Never...}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Enough sea-horsing around, SpongeBob! Give us that bubble!}} | {{L|Squidward|Enough sea-horsing around, SpongeBob! Give us that bubble!}} | ||
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{{L|Bubble Buddy|Happy Leif Erikson Day!}} | {{L|Bubble Buddy|Happy Leif Erikson Day!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|He's alive?}} | {{L|Squidward|He's alive?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Of course! Otherwise he couldn't tell such funny jokes! ''[laughs as everyone walks off muttering and agreeing with Bubble Buddy's departure]''}} {{L|Man|Okay baby, I'm done.}}{{L|SpongeBob|Seems like only this morning I held his bottle. ''[sniffles]'' They blow up so fast. ''[weeps tears of joy while blowing his nose and runs off. A bunch of bubbles pop near Squidward except for one]''}}{{L|Squidward|''[thinking bubble is alive like Bubble Buddy]'' Uh...hi? ''[The episode ends.]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Of course! Otherwise he couldn't tell such funny jokes! ''[laughs as everyone walks off muttering and agreeing with Bubble Buddy's departure]''}} | ||
{{L|Man|Okay baby, I'm done.}}{ | |||
{L|SpongeBob|Seems like only this morning I held his bottle. ''[sniffles]'' They blow up so fast. ''[weeps tears of joy while blowing his nose and runs off. A bunch of bubbles pop near Squidward except for one]''}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|''[thinking bubble is alive like Bubble Buddy]'' Uh...hi? ''[The episode ends.]''}} | |||
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