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{{L|Patrick|Can't wait to lose,huh?''[aims,pulls back,and shoots. ball ricochets back to tee]'' NO!Ooh.If you would just let me finish my stretches,I wouldn't have missed my first shot!}}
{{L|Patrick|Can't wait to lose,huh?''[aims,pulls back,and shoots. ball ricochets back to tee]'' NO!Ooh.If you would just let me finish my stretches,I wouldn't have missed my first shot!}}
{{L|Spongebob|Oh,don't worry,Patrick,I'm sure you'll get the hang of it.''[places ball on tee]'' Besides,we're just playin' for fun,right?And back,and-''[makes it]''}}
{{L|Spongebob|Oh,don't worry,Patrick,I'm sure you'll get the hang of it.''[places ball on tee]'' Besides,we're just playin' for fun,right?And back,and-''[makes it]''}}
•Patrick:Nice shot.(moves ball)
{{L|Patrick|Nice shot.''[moves ball]''}}
 
{{L|Spongebob|What are you doing?}}
•Spongebob:What are you doing?
{{L|Patrick|Moving my ball.}}
 
{{L|Spongebob|Patrick,you have to play it where it lands.}}
Patrick:Moving my ball.
{{L|Patrick|Fine. Have it your way.''[moves ball back to original place,shoots,makes it]'' Ready to give up?}}
 
{{L|''[cuts to a hole]''}}
Spongebob:Patrick,you have to play it where it lands.
{{L|Patrick|Ha!Let's see how you do against the windmill.You haven't got a chance.}}
 
{{L|Spongebob|You know,Patrick,this is just a game.}}
Patrick:Fine.Have it your way.(moves ball back to original place,shoots,makes it)Ready to give up?
{{L|Patrick|Oh,it is just a game,which I am gonna win.}}
 
{{L|Spongebob|I think you're missing the point.''[aims,practice shots]''}}
(cuts to a hole)
{{L|Patrick|Speaking of m-m-MISSING!''[Spongebob shoots by accident,startled by Patrick]'' Ha!Gotta play it where it lands.Watch and learn,SquarePants.Watch and learn.
 
''[shoots and makes it]'' YES!See if you can top that!}}
Patrick:Ha!Let's see how you do against the windmill.You haven't got a chance.
{{L|Spongebob|''[uneasily]'' Okay.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[with microphone and headphones]'' Spongebob readies the approach shot.He's gotta be very careful he doesn't hook the shot here, because this would certainly be an inopportune time for a bogey.''[Spongebob swings but stops]''A pressure-packed shot to be sure.''[leaves]''}}
Spongebob:You know,Patrick,this is just a game.
{{L|''[SpongeBob sweats and wipes his forehead,shoots,ball stops right before it's about to go in]''}}
 
{{L|Bikini Bottomites|Aw. ''[all whisper]''}}
Patrick:Oh,it is just a game,which I am gonna win.
{{L|''[cuts to hole]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Looks like we're tied,three shots to three.}}
Spongebob:I think you're missing the point.(aims,practice shots)
{{L|Spongebob|''[chuckles]'' They're called strokes in golf,Patrick.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Whatever.''[shoots an makes it]'' AND HE SINKS ANOTHER HOLE IN ONE!That's two in a row!}}
•Patrick:Speaking of m-m-MISSING!
{{L|Spongebob|All right.You wanna play competitive,eh?Observe.''[shoots and makes it]''
(Spongebob shoots by accident,startled by Patrick)
Right between the old wickets.Come on bally,don't fail me now.}}
Ha!Gotta play it where it lands.Watch and learn,SquarePants.Watch and learn.
{{L|Patrick|Watch out for the water hazard.}}
(shoots and makes it) YES!See if you can top that!
{{L|Spongebob|Patrick,the only hazard I can see is you standing in my shot.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|I have no idea what you're talking about.}}
Spongebob:(uneasily)Okay.
{{L|Spongebob|Fine. Be that way.I'll just go around you.''[shoots ball an ball ricochets off of picture,through sculpture an out the window]''Oops.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Show-off.I can do that.''[shoots,Spongebob ducks and goes out the window]''}}
Patrick:(with microphone and headphones)
{{L|Spongebob|Oh,where did our balls go?}}
Spongebob readies the approach shot.He's gotta be very careful he doesn't hook the shot here,
{{L|Patrick|Well,how do I know?I was just copying you.}}
because this would certainly be an inopportune time for a bogey.(Spongebob swings but stops)A
{{L|Spongebob|''[shows side of Squidward's house and broken window]'' Uh-oh.
pressure-packed shot to be sure.(leaves)
Oh well,I guess that's game point.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho,hold on there,fella.It's not over yet.}}
Spongebob:(dramatic music)(sweats and wipes his forehead,shoots,ball stops right before it's about to go in)
{{L|Spongebob|But remember what Squidward said?We can't make any noise!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Who said anything about noise?We're just gonna get outta the rough and back to the course!}}
Bikini Bottomites:Aw. (all whisper)
{{L|Spongebob|Hey!Patrick.Patrick!What's the big idea?I thought we were in here to play golf,remember?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Okay,okay!}}
(cuts to hole)
{{L|Spongebob|Now where is that darn ball?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Oh!}}
Patrick:Looks like we're tied,three shots to three.
{{L|Spongebob|Patrick,have you seen by ball?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Was it a red one?}}
Spongebob:(chuckles)They're called strokes in golf,Patrick.
{{L|Spongebob|M-hmm.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|It might have been in the kelp salad.}}
Patrick:Whatever.(shoots an makes it)AND HE SINKS ANOTHER HOLE IN ONE!That's two in a row!
{{L|Spongebob|Patrick,you ate my ball?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Don't worry,I'll get it.}}
Spongebob:All right.You wanna play competitive,eh?Observe.(shoots and makes it)
{{L|Spongebob|Patrick,no!}}
Right between the old wickets.Come on bally,don't fail me now.
{{L|Patrick|No?}}
 
{{L|Spongebob|I have to play the ball where it lies.''[goes inside Patrick and opens his mouth]'' You'll need to leave this open.''[goes back inside]'' Now,let's see,if I was a golf ball,where would I-oh! Next to the gallbladder,of course.Fore!''[the ball goes through wall and hits lamp]'' Where's your ball?}}
Patrick:Watch out for the water hazard.
{{L|Patrick|I don't know.Gotta be around here somewhere.''[ball is seen in Patrick's bum hole on outside of his pants]''}}
 
{{L|Spongebob|There it is!}}
Spongebob:Patrick,the only hazard I can see is you standing in my shot.
{{L|Patrick|Uh-oh.}}
 
{{L|Spongebob|Play it where it lies.}}
Patrick:I have no idea what you're talking about.
{{L|Patrick|''[angrily grumbling. cuts to him shooting it and ricocheting off a cabinet to a overhead desk lamp,picture,and through a wall]'' Hole in one!Top that!}}
 
{{L|Spongebob|I could do that blindfolded.''[Patrick hands him a blindfold]''}}
Spongebob:Fine.Be that way.I'll just go around you.(shoots ball an ball ricochets off of picture,
{{L|''[cuts to blind Spongebob. He hits a door. Feels around to identify it and slams the door]''}}
through sculpture an out the window)Oops.
{{L|Patrick|Wait up!Warmer.Warmer.Red hot!}}
 
{{L|Spongebob|''[slams a door]'' Aha!}}
Patrick:Show-off.I can do that.(shoots,Spongebob ducks and goes out the window)
{{L|Patrick|Warmer.Warmer.Colder.Colder.Warmer.Warmer.Warmer.Hot.Hotter.
 
Red hot!Red hot! ''[Spongebob splits a table]'' Wait,My mistake.You're right.Oh.Warmer.Warmer.Hot.Hot.Red hot.Red hot!Spongebob,red hot! ''[Kills a plant]'' Wrong Again.}}
Spongebob:Oh,where did our balls go?
{{L|Spongebob|Patrick...''[peeks out]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Stop peeking!Hotter.''[wrecks Squidward's house along the way]''
Patrick:Well,how do I know?I was just copying you.
Hotter!Hot!Hot!Cold.Hot.Cold.Hot!Cold.}}
 
{{L|Spongebob|Patrick!This is ridic-''[sees Squidward's wrecked house]''
Spongebob:(shows side of Squidward's house and broken window)Uh-oh.
-ulous.Wow.Squidward's really let this place go.Patrick!}}
Oh well,I guess that's game point.
{{L|Patrick|''[in shower]'' AAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!}}
 
{{L|Spongebob|What are you doing?}}
Patrick:Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho,hold on there,fella.It's not over yet.
{{L|Patrick|I was just freshening up.These fancy fixtures are touchy ''[steam builds up around Patrick]'' Hot!Red hot!Ah!Cold!Cold!}}
 
{{L|Spongebob|Would you please get back in the game?}}
Spongebob:But remember what Squidward said?We can't make any noise!
{{L|Patrick|But I wanted to try his loofah.}}
 
{{L|Spongebob|Those balls have gotta be around here somewhere.Oh,
Patrick:Who said anything about noise?We're just gonna get outta the rough and back to the course!
Patrick.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Uhh,look a little closer,buddy.}}
Spongebob:Hey!Patrick.Patrick!What's the big idea?I thought we were in here to play golf,
{{L|Spongebob|''[uneasily]'' Play it where it lies?}}
remember?
{{L|Patrick|Play it where it lies.}}
 
{{L|Spongebob|But how are we gonna hit our balls back to my house from here?}}
Patrick:Okay,okay!
{{L|Patrick|All it takes is a little finesse,Spongebob.All it takes is a little finesse.}}
 
{{L|Spongebob|Okay,you're good to go.}}
Spongebob:Now where is that darn ball?
{{L|Patrick|Fore!''[wrecks top front of house]'' It's all yours}}
 
{{L|Spongebob|This one's for all the marbles.}}
Patrick:Oh!
{{L|Patrick|But I thought we weren't betting.}}
 
{{L|Spongebob|No,I mean whoever wins this hole wins the game.''[Squidward
Spongebob:Patrick,have you seen by ball?
wakes up and takes off his blindfold to see SpongeBob and Patrick talking]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|''[muffled]''What's going on here?''[screams]''}}
Patrick:Was it a red one?
{{L|''[Spongebob and Patrick shoot,landing Gary's food bowl,spilling on him]''}}
 
{{L|Spongebob & Patrick|Hole in one!''[Squidward sits up]''}}
Spongebob:M-hmm.
{{L|Spongebob|Good morning.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Sorry we woke you.}}
Patrick:It might have been in the kelp salad.
{{L|Squidward|''[muffled and stammering]'' Wha-What?''[his mouth is shown,with no dentures]''}}
 
{{L|Spongebob|Hey,Squidward,what happened to your dentures?}}
Spongebob:Patrick,you ate my ball?
{{L|''[cuts to Gary,with denchers in his bowl]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Good game,pal.}}
Patrick:Don't worry,I'll get it.
{{L|Spongebob|Rematch next Saturday?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Rain or shine,Spongebob.Rain or shine.}}
Spongebob:Patrick,no!
{{L|''[stops raining,focusing on Squidward's house,which collapses]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|''[muffled]'' Guys?You guys?}}
Patrick:No?
 
Spongebob:I have to play the ball where it lies.(goes inside Patrick and opens his mouth)You'll  
need to leave this open.(goes back inside)Now,let's see,if I was a golf ball,where would I-oh!
Next to the gallbladder,of course.Fore!(ball goes through wall and hits lamp
Where's your ball?
 
Patrick:I don't know.Gotta be around here somewhere.(ball seen in Patrick's butthole on outside of
pants)
 
Spongebob:There it is!
 
Patrick:Uh-oh.
 
Spongebob:Play it where it lies.
 
Patrick:(angrily grumbling)(cuts to him shooting it and ricocheting off a cabinet to a overhead desk
lamp,picture,and through a wall)Hole in one!Top that!
 
Spongebob:I could do that blindfolded.(Patrick hands him a blindfold)
 
(cuts to blind Spongebob)
Spongebob:(he hits a door)(Thunk!)(feels around to identify it)(slams door)
 
Patrick:Wait up!Warmer.Warmer.Red hot!
 
Spongebob:(slams a door)Aha!
 
Patrick:Warmer.Warmer.Colder.Colder.Warmer.Warmer.Warmer.Hot.Hotter.
Red hot!Red hot!(Spongebob splits a table)Wait,My mistake.You're right.Oh.Warmer.Warmer.
Hot.Hot.Red hot.Red hot!Spongebob,red hot!(Kills a plant)Wrong Again.
 
Spongebob:Patrick-(peeks out)
 
Patrick:Stop peeking!Hotter.(wrecks Squidward's house along the way)
Hotter!Hot!Hot!Cold.Hot.Cold.Hot!Cold.
 
Spongebob:Patrick!This is ridic-(sees Squidward's wrecked house)
-ulous.Wow.Squidward's really let this place go.Patrick!
 
Patrick:(in shower)(screams)
 
Spongebob:What are you doing?
 
Patrick:I was just freshening up.These fancy fixtures are touchy(steam builds up around
Patrick)Hot!Red hot!Ah!Cold!Cold!
 
Spongebob:Would you please get back in the game?
 
Patrick:But I wanted to try his loofah.
 
Spongebob:Those balls have gotta be around here somewhere.Oh,
Patrick.(ding)
 
Patrick:Uhh,look a little closer,buddy.
 
Spongebob:(uneasily)Play it where it lies?
 
Patrick:Play it where it lies.
 
Spongebob:But how are we gonna hit our balls back to my house from here?
 
Patrick:All it takes is a little finesse,Spongebob.All it takes is a little finesse.
 
Spongebob:Okay,you're good to go.
 
Patrick:Fore!(wrecks top front of house)It's all yours
 
Spongebob:This one's for all the marbles.
 
Patrick:But I thought we weren't betting.
 
Spongebob:No,I mean whoever wins this hole wins the game.(Squidward
wakes up and takes off his blindfold to see spongebob and Patrick talking)
 
Squidward:(muffled)What's going on here?(screams)
(Spongebob and Patrick shoot,landing Gary's food bowl,spilling on him)
 
Spongebob and Patrick:(together)Hole in one!(Squidward sits up)
 
Spongebob:Good morning.
 
Patrick: Sorry we woke you.
 
Squidward:(muffled)(stammering)Wha-What?(his mouth is shown,with no denchers)
 
Spongebob:Hey,Squidward,what happened to your denchers?
 
(cuts to Gary,with denchers in his bowl)
 
Patrick:Good game,pal.
 
Spongebob:Rematch next Saturday?
 
Patrick:Rain or shine,Spongebob.Rain or shine.
 
(stops raining,focusing on Squidward's house,which collapses)
 
Squidward:(muffled)Guys?You guys?
 
(episode ends)
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