Bubble Troubles/transcript

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• [episode begins with the fact that SpongeBob and Patrick are sitting down around SpongeBob's house and the bubble jar ]
• Patrick: After you.
• SpongeBob: Ah, thank you Patrick. [SpongeBob dunks stick in a jar of bubbles, inflates the bubble and it bursts]
• Patrick: My turn. [Patrick dunks stick in a jar of bubbles, inflates the bubble and it bursts]
• SpongeBob: Neato. [the bubble pops as SpongeBob dunks the stick in a jar of bubbles] Watch this. [he inflates the bubble]
• Patrick: [bored] Wow. [SpongeBob yawns as Patrick sleeps and snores as the bubble pops and he wakes up, worried] Medesonium prodamy! [he inflates another bubble, then pops]
• SpongeBob: You know, Patrick, [sniffs] we should spice up our bubble blowing.
• Patrick: Yeah, yeah. Spice. [he picks up the bubble jar, close-up of it] No spice. Hmm. [he throws away the bubble jar and pulls out a jar of hot sauce from his pocket, close-up of it] Hot sauce! [he opens the jar with his mouth while the inside of the jar mini-explodes, then he places it down] Spicy bubbles. [SpongeBob giggles as Patrick dunks the stick in the hot sauce then inflates a bubble, which it flies to SpongeBob's eyes and bursts, causing the eyes to sting.
• SpongeBob: Hmm. [he screams as his eyes disappear, then pop back out, causing him to laugh, and then he inflates a bubble and does the same thing to Patrick: screaming from the sting of the bubble]
• Patrick: I wonder if hot sauce is bad for our eyes.
• Both: Nah. [they laugh, then inflate bubbles repeatedly toward their eyes that make them scream and then laugh]

{{L|[meanwhile, at Squidward's house]

• Squidward: [he cuts a leaf from his bonsai portrait of himself, then sighs] 20 years of paint-staking care, and my bonsai portrait is almost complete. Oh! Oh, my. What's this? [close-up of leaf under the portrait's nose] I missed a spot. Not to worry. You'll be perfect soon, as perfect as me. Hmm. [he tries to cut the leaf, but eventually, SpongeBob and Patrick keep screaming and laughing outside, causing the bonsai to rip off and land on Squidward's lap] [worried] Oh. Look what I've done. [cries] Oh, no.
• Bonsai Squidward: [comes to life] Squidward.
• Squidward: What? What? Who said that?
• Bonsai Squidward: It's me, your bonsai Squidward. Will you grant me my final request?
• Squidward: Of..of course. What is it?
• Bonsai Squidward: Avenge me.

{{L|Squidward|Avenge you? [ominous music plays as Squidward gets angry and looks out the window, seeing SpongeBob and Patrick laughing] Sponge..Bob.