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{{L|Patrick|''[laughs]'' Ready to lose? Weather permitting, of course.'' [There is a rumbling sound then storm clouds move in and start rain and thunder]''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[laughs]'' Ready to lose? Weather permitting, of course.'' [There is a rumbling sound then storm clouds move in and start rain and thunder]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Aw, how are we supposed to golf in this this downpour? Our putters are getting waterlogged.'' [twist putter]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Aw, how are we supposed to golf in this this downpour? Our putters are getting waterlogged.'' [twist putter]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Dumb rain! Doesn't anybody know I'm the sheriff in these parts?'' [points to sky with putter]'' Hey, rain! You better stop that! ''[Patrick gets shocked by lightning then screams. Cuts to Squidward grumbling | {{L|Patrick|Dumb rain! Doesn't anybody know I'm the sheriff in these parts?'' [points to sky with putter]'' Hey, rain! You better stop that! ''[Patrick gets shocked by lightning then screams. Cuts to Squidward grumbling and covers head with blanket]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[continues screaming then gets burned to ashes]'' | {{L|Patrick|''[continues screaming then gets burned to ashes]'' Aah!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[opens window]'' If you two don't mind, could you keep it down to a low rumble?}} | {{L|Squidward|''[opens window]'' If you two don't mind, could you keep it down to a low rumble?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Sorry, Squidward.}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Sorry, Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I guess we were just too upset about the rain and how...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I guess we were just too upset about the rain and how...}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Don't care.'' [closes window, cuts to SpongeBob's house]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Don't care.'' [closes window, cuts to SpongeBob's house]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sighs]'' I was really looking forward to a day of sportsmanship and male bonding. Thanks a lot, rain! ''[slams fist onto table and makes golf ball ricochet off of door then Gary into Gary's food bowl] ''Hey,'' [raises finger] '' that gives me an idea.'' [card comes up saying: | {{L|SpongeBob|''[sighs]'' I was really looking forward to a day of sportsmanship and male bonding. Thanks a lot, rain! ''[slams fist onto table and makes golf ball ricochet off of door then Gary into Gary's food bowl] ''Hey,'' [raises finger] '' that gives me an idea.'' [card comes up saying: Brief construction montage]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|French Narrator|What follows is a brief construction montage.}} | ||
{{L|''[shows SpongeBob and Patrick hammering on boards, ripping a sofa, pouring sand, drilling holes, filling holes with water, making holes, and taking Gary's shell off. cuts back to card]''}} | {{L|''[shows SpongeBob and Patrick hammering on boards, ripping a sofa, pouring sand, drilling holes, filling holes with water, making holes, and taking Gary's shell off. cuts back to card]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|French Narrator|We hope you enjoyed this brief construction montage.}} | ||
{{L|''[cuts to outside of house, with sounds and SpongeBob's house shaking. Cuts to inside of Squidward's house]''}} | {{L|''[cuts to outside of house, with sounds and SpongeBob's house shaking. Cuts to inside of Squidward's house]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[grumbles then gets so angry his sleep mask burns off, puts three pillows on a desk, ties them to his face with a rope, still hears them, then rips pillows off and screams. He walks to SpongeBob's house with umbrella, cuts to inside, where SpongeBob and Patrick are constructing]'' Hey! Hello? | {{L|Squidward|''[grumbles then gets so angry his sleep mask burns off, puts three pillows on a desk, ties them to his face with a rope, still hears them, then rips pillows off and screams. He walks to SpongeBob's house with umbrella, cuts to inside, where SpongeBob and Patrick are constructing]'' Hey! Hello? Nitwit, morons.''[Patrick hits Squidward with a hammer, Squidward screams]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, hi, Squidward. Up from your slumber, I see. Well, you're just in time to endure in a friendly game of ''[shows course]'' indoor miniature golf!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, hi, Squidward. Up from your slumber, I see. Well, you're just in time to endure in a friendly game of ''[shows course]'' indoor miniature golf!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I will not indulge in anything friendly or otherwise with the likes of you two! Presently, I am heading to enjoy a well-deserved morning nap!}} | {{L|Squidward|I will not indulge in anything friendly or otherwise with the likes of you two! Presently, I am heading to enjoy a well-deserved morning nap!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Let's get this game teed off. ''[balls come out of his head, he catches them, places a ball and tee on grass]'' You're up first, my good man.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Let's get this game teed off. ''[balls come out of his head, he catches them, places a ball and tee on grass]'' You're up first, my good man.}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick stretches, yawns, stomps, ululates]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick stretches, yawns, stomps, ululates]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Would you two | {{L|Squidward|Would you two keep it down!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Better tone down the calisthenics, Patrick. Don't wanna upset Squidward.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Better tone down the calisthenics, Patrick. Don't wanna upset Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Can't wait to lose, huh? ''[aims, pulls back, and shoots. Ball ricochets back to tee]'' | {{L|Patrick|Can't wait to lose, huh? ''[aims, pulls back, and shoots. Ball ricochets back to tee]'' No! Ooh. If you would just let me finish my stretches, I wouldn't have missed my first shot!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, don't worry, Patrick, I'm sure you'll get the hang of it. ''[places ball on tee]'' Besides, we're just playin' for fun, right? And back, and- ''[makes it]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, don't worry, Patrick, I'm sure you'll get the hang of it. ''[places ball on tee]'' Besides, we're just playin' for fun, right? And back, and- ''[makes it]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Nice shot. ''[moves ball]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Nice shot. ''[moves ball]''}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Oh, it is just a game, which I am gonna win.}} | {{L|Patrick|Oh, it is just a game, which I am gonna win.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I think you're missing the point. ''[aims, practice shots]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I think you're missing the point. ''[aims, practice shots]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Speaking of m-m- | {{L|Patrick|Speaking of m-m-missing! ''[SpongeBob shoots by accident, startled by Patrick]'' Ha! Gotta play it where it lands. Watch and learn, SquarePants. Watch and learn. ''[shoots and makes it]'' Yes! See if you can top that!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[uneasily]'' Okay.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[uneasily]'' Okay.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[with microphone and headphones]'' SpongeBob readies the approach shot. He's gotta be very careful he doesn't hook the shot here, because this would certainly be an inopportune time for a bogey. ''[SpongeBob swings but stops] ''A pressure-packed shot to be sure. ''[leaves]''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[with microphone and headphones]'' SpongeBob readies the approach shot. He's gotta be very careful he doesn't hook the shot here, because this would certainly be an inopportune time for a bogey. ''[SpongeBob swings but stops] ''A pressure-packed shot to be sure. ''[leaves]''}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Looks like we're tied, three shots to three.}} | {{L|Patrick|Looks like we're tied, three shots to three.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Shots. ''[chuckles]'' They're called strokes in golf, Patrick. Not shots.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Shots. ''[chuckles]'' They're called strokes in golf, Patrick. Not shots.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Whatever. ''[shoots and makes it]'' | {{L|Patrick|Whatever. ''[shoots and makes it]'' And he sinks another hole in one! That's two in a row!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|All right. You wanna play competitive, eh? Observe. ''[shoots and makes it]'' Right between the old wickets. Come on bally, don't fail me now.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|All right. You wanna play competitive, eh? Observe. ''[shoots and makes it]'' Right between the old wickets. Come on bally, don't fail me now.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Watch out for the water hazard.}} | {{L|Patrick|Watch out for the water hazard.}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|No?}} | {{L|Patrick|No?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I have to play the ball where it lies. ''[goes inside Patrick and opens his mouth]'' You'll need to leave this open. ''[goes back inside]'' Now, let's see, if I was a golf ball, where would I-oh! Next to the gallbladder, of course. Fore! ''[the ball goes through wall and hits lamp]'' Where's your ball?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I have to play the ball where it lies. ''[goes inside Patrick and opens his mouth]'' You'll need to leave this open. ''[goes back inside]'' Now, let's see, if I was a golf ball, where would I-oh! Next to the gallbladder, of course. Fore! ''[the ball goes through wall and hits lamp]'' Where's your ball?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I don't know. Gotta be around here somewhere. ''[ball is seen | {{L|Patrick|I don't know. Gotta be around here somewhere. ''[ball is seen on Patrick's butt on the outside of his pants]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|There it is!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|There it is!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Uh-oh.}} | {{L|Patrick|Uh-oh.}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Stop peeking! Hotter. ''[wrecks Squidward's house along the way] ''Hotter! Hot! Hot! Cold. Hot. Cold. Hot! Cold.}} | {{L|Patrick|Stop peeking! Hotter. ''[wrecks Squidward's house along the way] ''Hotter! Hot! Hot! Cold. Hot. Cold. Hot! Cold.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! This is ridic- ''[sees Squidward's wrecked house]'' -ulous. Wow. Squidward's really let this place go. Patrick!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! This is ridic- ''[sees Squidward's wrecked house]'' -ulous. Wow. Squidward's really let this place go. Patrick!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[in shower]'' | {{L|Patrick|''[in shower]'' Aah!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|What are you doing?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What are you doing?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I was just freshening up. These fancy fixtures are touchy ''[steam builds up around Patrick]'' Hot! Red hot! Ah! Cold! Cold!}} | {{L|Patrick|I was just freshening up. These fancy fixtures are touchy ''[steam builds up around Patrick]'' Hot! Red hot! Ah! Cold! Cold!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Would you please get back in the game?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Would you please get back in the game?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|But I wanted to try | {{L|Patrick|But I wanted to try this loofah.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Those balls have gotta be around here somewhere. Oh, Patrick.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Those balls have gotta be around here somewhere. Oh, Patrick.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Uhh, look a little closer, buddy.}} | {{L|Patrick|Uhh, look a little closer, buddy.}} | ||
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