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 {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! Tee time, Patrick! Patrick! ''[cuts to Squidward]'' Tee time, Patrick! ''[cuts to Patrick's house]'' Patrick! Wake up!}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[laughs]'' Ready to lose? Weather permitting, of course.'' [There is a rumbling sound then storm clouds move in and start rain and thunder]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Aw, how are we supposed to golf in this this downpour? Our putters are getting waterlogged.'' [twist putter]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Aw, how are we supposed to golf in this this downpour? Our putters are getting waterlogged.'' [twists his putter]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|Dumb rain! Doesn't anybody know I'm the sheriff in these parts?'' [points to sky with putter]'' Hey, rain! You better stop that! ''[Patrick gets shocked by lightning then screams. Cuts to Squidward grumbling and covers head with blanket]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Dumb rain! Doesn't anybody know I'm the sheriff in these parts?'' [points to sky with his putter]'' Hey, rain! You better stop that! ''[gets shocked by lightning then screams. Cuts to Squidward grumbling and covers his head with a blanket]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[continues screaming then gets burned to ashes]'' Aah!}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[opens window]'' If you two don't mind, could you keep it down to a low rumble?}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[opens the window]'' If you two don't mind, could you keep it down to a low rumble?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Sorry, Squidward.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I guess we were just too upset about the rain and how...}}
-{{L|Squidward|Don't care.'' [closes window, cuts to SpongeBob's house]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Don't care.'' [closes the window, cuts to SpongeBob's house]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[sighs]'' I was really looking forward to a day of sportsmanship and male bonding. Thanks a lot, rain! ''[slams fist onto table and makes golf ball ricochet off of door then Gary into Gary's food bowl] ''Hey,'' [raises finger] '' that gives me an idea.'' [card comes up saying: Brief construction montage]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[sighs]'' I was really looking forward to a day of sportsmanship and male bonding. Thanks a lot, rain! ''[slams his fist onto the table and makes his golf ball ricochet off of the door then Gary into Gary's food bowl] ''Hey,'' [raises his finger]'' That gives me an idea.'' [card comes up saying: Brief construction montage]''}}
 {{L|French Narrator|What follows is a brief construction montage.}}
-{{L|''[shows SpongeBob and Patrick hammering on boards, ripping a sofa, pouring sand, drilling holes, filling holes with water, making holes, and taking Gary's shell off. cuts back to card]''}}
+{{L|''[shows SpongeBob and Patrick hammering on boards, ripping a sofa, pouring sand, drilling holes, filling holes with water, making holes, and taking Gary's shell off, then cuts back to card]''}}
 {{L|French Narrator|We hope you enjoyed this brief construction montage.}}
 {{L|''[cuts to outside of house, with sounds and SpongeBob's house shaking. Cuts to inside of Squidward's house]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[grumbles then gets so angry his sleep mask burns off, puts three pillows on a desk, ties them to his face with a rope, still hears them, then rips pillows off and screams. He walks to SpongeBob's house with umbrella, cuts to inside, where SpongeBob and Patrick are constructing]'' Hey! Hello? Nitwit, morons.''[Patrick hits Squidward with a hammer, Squidward screams]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[grumbles, then gets so angry his sleep mask burns off, puts three pillows on a desk, ties them to his face with a rope, still hears them, then rips pillows off and screams. He walks to SpongeBob's house with umbrella, cuts to inside, where SpongeBob and Patrick are constructing]'' Hey! Hello? Nitwit, morons. ''[Patrick hits Squidward with a hammer, Squidward screams]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, hi, Squidward. Up from your slumber, I see. Well, you're just in time to endure in a friendly game of ''[shows course]'' indoor miniature golf!}}
 {{L|Squidward|I will not indulge in anything friendly or otherwise with the likes of you two. Presently, I am heading to enjoy a well-deserved morning nap.}}
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 {{L|Patrick|Can't wait to lose, huh? ''[aims, pulls back, and shoots. Ball ricochets back to tee]'' No! Ooh. If you would just let me finish my stretches, I wouldn't have missed my first shot!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, don't worry, Patrick, I'm sure you'll get the hang of it. ''[places ball on tee]'' Besides, we're just playin' for fun, right? And back, and- ''[makes it]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|Nice shot. ''[moves ball]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Nice shot. ''[moves his ball]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|What are you doing?}}
 {{L|Patrick|Moving my ball.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you have to play it where it lands.}}
-{{L|Patrick|Fine. Have it your way. ''[moves ball back to original place, shoots, makes it]'' Ready to give up?}}
+{{L|Patrick|Fine. Have it your way. ''[moves the ball back to original place, shoots, makes it]'' Ready to give up?}}
 {{L|''[cuts to a hole]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Ha! Let's see how you do against the windmill. You haven't got a chance.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, the only hazard I can see is you standing in my shot.}}
 {{L|Patrick|I have no idea what you're talking about.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Fine. Be that way. I'll just go around you. ''[shoots ball an ball ricochets off of a picture, through a sculpture and out the window] ''Oops.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Fine. Be that way. I'll just go around you. ''[shoots the ball an ball ricochets off of a picture, through a sculpture and out the window] ''Oops.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Show-off. I can do that. ''[shoots, SpongeBob ducks and goes out the window]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, where did our balls go?}}
 {{L|Patrick|Well, how do I know? I was just copying you.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[shows side of Squidward's house and broken window]'' Uh-oh. Oh well, I guess that's game point.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[shows the side of Squidward's house and broken window]'' Uh-oh. Oh well, I guess that's game point.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho, hold on there, fella. It's not over yet.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|But remember what Squidward said? We can't make any noise!}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, have you seen by ball?}}
 {{L|Patrick|Was it a red one?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|M-hmm.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Mm-hmm.}}
 {{L|Patrick|It might have been in the kelp salad.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you ate my ball?}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, no!}}
 {{L|Patrick|No?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I have to play the ball where it lies. ''[goes inside Patrick and opens his mouth]'' You'll need to leave this open. ''[goes back inside]'' Now, let's see, if I was a golf ball, where would I-oh! Next to the gallbladder, of course. Fore! ''[the ball goes through wall and hits lamp]'' Where's your ball?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I have to play the ball where it lies. ''[goes inside Patrick and opens his mouth]'' You'll need to leave this open. ''[goes back inside]'' Now, let's see, if I was a golf ball, where would I-oh! Next to the gallbladder, of course. Fore! ''[the ball goes through wall and hits the lamp]'' Where's your ball?}}
-{{L|Patrick|I don't know. Gotta be around here somewhere. ''[ball is seen on Patrick's butt on the outside of his pants]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|I don't know. Gotta be around here somewhere. ''[the ball is seen on Patrick's butt on the outside of his pants]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|There it is!}}
 {{L|Patrick|Uh-oh.}}
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 {{L|Patrick|Wait up! Warmer. Warmer. Red hot!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[slams a door]'' Aha!}}
-{{L|Patrick|Warmer. Warmer. Colder. Colder. Warmer. Warmer. Hot. Hotter. Red hot! Red hot! ''[SpongeBob splits a table]'' Wait, My mistake. You're ice cold. Oh, Warmer. Warmer. Hot. Hot. Red hot. Red hot! Smoking hot! ''[Kills a plant]'' Wrong again.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Warmer. Warmer. Colder. Colder. Warmer. Warmer. Hot. Hotter. Red hot! Red hot! ''[SpongeBob splits a table]'' Wait, My mistake. You're ice cold. Oh, Warmer. Warmer. Hot. Hot. Red hot. Red hot! Smoking hot! ''[kills a plant]'' Wrong again.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick... ''[peeks out]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Stop peeking! Hotter. ''[wrecks Squidward's house along the way] ''Colder! Hotter! Hot! Cold. Hot! Cold. Hot! Cold. Hot! Cold.}}