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{{L|Squidward|I am warning you two, keep it down!}}
{{L|Squidward|I am warning you two, keep it down!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Better tone down the calisthenics, Patrick. Don't wanna upset Squidward.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Better tone down the calisthenics, Patrick. Don't wanna upset Squidward.}}
{{L|Patrick|Can't wait to lose, huh? ''[aims, pulls back, and shoots. Ball ricochets back to tee]'' No! Ooh. If you would just let me finish my stretches, I wouldn't have missed my first shot!}}
{{L|Patrick|Can't wait to lose, huh? ''[aims, pulls back, and shoots. Ball rolls back to tee]'' No! Ooh. If you would just let me finish my stretches, I wouldn't have missed my first shot!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, don't worry, Patrick, I'm sure you'll get the hang of it. ''[places ball on tee]'' Besides, we're just playin' for fun, right? And back, and- ''[makes it]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, don't worry, Patrick, I'm sure you'll get the hang of it. ''[places ball on tee]'' Besides, we're just playin' for fun, right? And back, and- ''[makes it]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Nice shot. ''[moves his ball]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Nice shot. ''[moves his ball]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, the only hazard I can see is you standing in my shot.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, the only hazard I can see is you standing in my shot.}}
{{L|Patrick|I have no idea what you're talking about.}}
{{L|Patrick|I have no idea what you're talking about.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Fine. Be that way. I'll just go around you. ''[shoots the ball an ball ricochets off of a picture, through a sculpture and out the window] ''Oops.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Fine. Be that way. I'll just go around you. ''[shoots the ball an ball ricochets off of a picture, through the head of the Squidward butter sculpture and out the window] ''Oops.}}
{{L|Patrick|Show-off. I can do that. ''[shoots, SpongeBob ducks and goes out the window]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Show-off. I can do that. ''[shoots, SpongeBob ducks and goes out the window]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, where did our balls go?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, where did our balls go?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|But remember what Squidward said? We can't make any noise!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But remember what Squidward said? We can't make any noise!}}
{{L|Patrick|Who said anything about noise? We're just gonna get outta the rough and back to the course!}}
{{L|Patrick|Who said anything about noise? We're just gonna get outta the rough and back to the course!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey! Patrick. Patrick! What's the big idea? I thought we were in here to play golf, remember?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey! Patrick. [Patrick is shown eating Squidward's kelp salad] Patrick! What's the big idea? I thought we were in here to play golf, remember?}}
{{L|Patrick|Okay, okay!}}
{{L|Patrick|Okay, okay!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Now where is that darn ball?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Now where is that darn ball?}}
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{{L|Patrick|Warmer. Warmer. Colder. Colder. Warmer. Warmer. Hot. Hotter. Red hot! Red hot! ''[SpongeBob splits a table]'' Wait, My mistake. You're ice cold. Oh, Warmer. Warmer. Hot. Hot. Red hot. Red hot! Smoking hot! ''[kills a plant]'' Wrong again.}}
{{L|Patrick|Warmer. Warmer. Colder. Colder. Warmer. Warmer. Hot. Hotter. Red hot! Red hot! ''[SpongeBob splits a table]'' Wait, My mistake. You're ice cold. Oh, Warmer. Warmer. Hot. Hot. Red hot. Red hot! Smoking hot! ''[kills a plant]'' Wrong again.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick... ''[peeks out]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick... ''[peeks out]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Stop peeking! Hotter. ''[wrecks Squidward's house along the way] ''Colder! Hotter! Hot! Cold. Hot! Cold. Hot! Cold. Hot! Cold.}}
{{L|Patrick|Stop peeking! Hotter. ''[wrecks Squidward's house along the way] ''Colder! Hotter! Hot! Cold. Hot! Cold. Hot! Cool. Hot! Cold.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! This is ridic- ''[sees Squidward's wrecked house]'' -ulous. Wow. Squidward's really let this place go. Patrick!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! This is ridic- ''[sees Squidward's wrecked house]'' -ulous. Wow. Squidward's really let this place go. Patrick!}}
{{L|Patrick|''[in shower]'' Aah!}}
{{L|Patrick|''[in shower]'' Aah!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What are you doing?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What are you doing?}}
{{L|Patrick|I was just freshening up. These fancy fixtures are touchy ''[steam builds up around Patrick]'' Hot! Red hot! Ah! Cold! Cold!}}
{{L|Patrick|I was just freshening up. These fancy fixtures are touchy. [turns fixture] ''[steam builds up around Patrick]'' Hot! Red hot! Ah! Cold! Cold!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Would you please get back in the game?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Would you please get back in the game?}}
{{L|Patrick|But I wanted to try this loofah.}}
{{L|Patrick|But I wanted to try his loofah.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Those balls have gotta be around here somewhere. Oh, Patrick.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Those balls have gotta be around here somewhere. Oh, Patrick.}}
{{L|Patrick|Uhh, look a little closer, buddy.}}
{{L|Patrick|Uhh, look a little closer, buddy.}}
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{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick shoot, landing Gary's food bowl, spilling on him]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick shoot, landing Gary's food bowl, spilling on him]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Hole in one! ''[Squidward sits up]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Hole in one! ''[Squidward sits up]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Good morning.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|[softly] Good morning.}}
{{L|Patrick|Sorry we woke you.}}
{{L|Patrick|Sorry we woke you.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[muffled and stammering]'' Wha-What? ''[his mouth is shown, with no dentures]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[muffled and stammering]'' Wha-What? ''[his mouth is shown, with no dentures]''}}

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