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 {{L|''[SpongeBob's alarm rings, his house blows toward Squidward's house, Squidward wakes up in dread, sand hands then cover the house's ears, then SpongeBob, in brown plaid, poses for one second then runs to Patrick's house.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! Tee time, Patrick! Patrick! ''[cuts to Squidward]'' Tee time, Patrick! ''[cuts to Patrick's house]'' Patrick! Wake up!}}
-{{L|Patrick|''[laughs]'' Ready to lose? Weather permitting, of course.'' [There is a rumbling sound then storm clouds move in and start rain and thunder]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[laughs]'' Ready to lose? Weather permitting, of course. ''[there is a rumbling sound then storm clouds move in and start rain and thunder]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Aw, how are we supposed to golf in this this downpour? Our putters are getting waterlogged.'' [twists his putter]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Aw, how are we supposed to golf in this this downpour? Our putters are getting waterlogged. ''[twists his putter]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|Dumb rain! Doesn't it know I'm the sheriff in these parts?'' [points to sky with his putter]'' Hey, rain! You better stop that! ''[gets shocked by lightning then screams. Cuts to Squidward grumbling and covers his head with a blanket]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Dumb rain! Doesn't it know I'm the sheriff in these parts? ''[points to sky with his putter]'' Hey, rain! You better stop that! ''[gets shocked by lightning then screams. Cuts to Squidward grumbling and covers his head with a blanket]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[continues screaming then gets burned to ashes]'' Aah!}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[opens the window]'' If you two don't mind, could you keep it down to a low rumble?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Sorry, Squidward.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I guess we were just too upset about the rain and how...}}
-{{L|Squidward|Don't care.'' [closes the window, cuts to SpongeBob's house]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Don't care. ''[closes the window, cuts to SpongeBob's house]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[sighs]'' I was really looking forward to a day of sportsmanship and male bonding. Thanks a lot, rain! ''[slams his fist onto the table and makes his golf ball ricochet off of the door then Gary into Gary's food bowl]'' Hey, ''[raises his finger]'' That gives me an idea. ''[A Brief Construction Montage time card appears]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[sighs]'' I was really looking forward to a day of sportsmanship and male bonding. Thanks a lot, rain! ''[slams his fist onto the table and makes his golf ball ricochet off of the door then Gary into Gary's food bowl]'' Hey, ''[raises his finger]'' That gives me an idea. ''[a Brief Construction Montage time card appears]''}}
 {{L|French Narrator|What follows is a brief construction montage.}}
 {{L|''[The montage shows SpongeBob and Patrick hammering on boards, ripping a sofa, pouring sand, drilling holes, filling holes with water, making holes, and taking Gary's shell off. The Brief Construction Montage time card reappears.]''}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, hi, Squidward. Up from your slumber, I see. Well, you're just in time to endure in a friendly game of ''[shows course]'' indoor miniature golf!}}
 {{L|Squidward|I will not indulge in anything friendly or otherwise with the likes of you two. And presently, I am heading to enjoy a well-deserved morning nap.}}
-{{L|Patrick|But we sculpted your likeness out of butter on hole five.'' [cuts to sculpture]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|But we sculpted your likeness out of butter on hole five. ''[cuts to sculpture]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|I don't care! Listen up, I will not be woken from my nap again, and if I am, I'm gonna...}}
 {{L|Patrick|Join us on the back nine?}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you have to play it where it lands.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Fine. Have it your way. ''[moves the ball back to original place, shoots, makes it]'' Ready to give up?}}
-{{L|''[cuts to a hole]''}}
+{{L|''[Cuts to a hole.]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Ha! Let's see how you do against the windmill. You haven't got a chance.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|You know, Patrick, this is just a game.}}
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 {{L|Patrick|Speaking of m-m-missing! ''[SpongeBob shoots by accident, startled by Patrick]'' Ha! Gotta play it where it lands. Watch and learn, SquarePants. Watch and learn. ''[shoots and makes it]'' Yes! See if you can top that!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[uneasily]'' Okay.}}
-{{L|Patrick|''[with microphone and headphones]'' SpongeBob readies the approach shot. He's gotta be very careful he doesn't hook the shot here, because this would certainly be an inopportune time for a bogey. ''[SpongeBob swings but stops] ''A pressure-packed shot to be sure. ''[leaves]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[with microphone and headphones]'' SpongeBob readies the approach shot. He's gotta be very careful he doesn't hook the shot here, because this would certainly be an inopportune time for a bogey. ''[SpongeBob swings but stops]'' A pressure-packed shot to be sure. ''[leaves]''}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob sweats and wipes his forehead, shoots, ball stops right before it's about to go in]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob sweats and wipes his forehead, shoots, ball stops right before it is about to go in.]''}}
 {{L|Bikini Bottomites|Aw. ''[all whisper]''}}
-{{L|''[cuts to hole]''}}
+{{L|''[Cuts to a hole.]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Looks like we're tied, three shots to three.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Shots. ''[chuckles]'' They're called strokes in golf, Patrick. Not shots.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, the only hazard I can see is you standing in my shot.}}
 {{L|Patrick|I have no idea what you're talking about.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Fine. Be that way. I'll just go around you. ''[shoots the ball an ball ricochets off of a picture, through the head of the Squidward butter sculpture and out the window] ''Oops.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Fine. Be that way. I'll just go around you. ''[shoots the ball an ball ricochets off of a picture, through the head of the Squidward butter sculpture and out the window]'' Oops.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Show-off. I can do that. ''[shoots, SpongeBob ducks and goes out the window]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, where did our balls go?}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|But remember what Squidward said? We can't make any noise!}}
 {{L|Patrick|Who said anything about noise? We're just gonna get outta the rough and back to the course!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Hey! Patrick. [Patrick is shown eating Squidward's kelp salad] Patrick! What's the big idea? I thought we were in here to play golf, remember?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey! Patrick. ''[Patrick is shown eating Squidward's kelp salad]'' Patrick! What's the big idea? I thought we were in here to play golf, remember?}}
 {{L|Patrick|Okay, okay!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Now where is that darn ball?}}
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 {{L|Patrick|''[angrily grumbling. Cuts to him shooting it and ricocheting off a cabinet to a overhead desk lamp, picture, and through a wall]'' Hole in one! Top that!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I could do that blindfolded. ''[Patrick hands him a blindfold]''}}
-{{L|''[cuts to blind SpongeBob. He hits a door. Feels around to identify it and slams the door]''}}
+{{L|''[Cuts to blind SpongeBob. He hits a door. Feels around to identify it and slams the door.]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Wait up! Warmer. Warmer. Red hot!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[slams a door]'' Aha!}}
 {{L|Patrick|Warmer. Warmer. Colder. Colder. Warmer. Warmer. Hot. Hotter. Red hot! Red hot! ''[SpongeBob splits a table]'' Wait, My mistake. You're ice cold. Oh, Warmer. Warmer. Hot. Hot. Red hot. Red hot! Smoking hot! ''[kills a plant]'' Wrong again.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick... ''[peeks out]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|Stop peeking! Hotter. ''[wrecks Squidward's house along the way] ''Colder! Hotter! Hot! Cold. Hot! Cold. Hot! Cool. Hot! Cold.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Stop peeking! Hotter. ''[wrecks Squidward's house along the way]'' Colder! Hotter! Hot! Cold. Hot! Cold. Hot! Cool. Hot! Cold.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! ''[takes the blindfold off]'' This is ridi- ''[sees Squidward's wrecked house]'' -culous. Wow. Squidward's really let this place go. Patrick!}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[in shower]'' Aah!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|What are you doing?}}
-{{L|Patrick|I was just freshening up. These fancy fixtures are touchy. [turns fixture] ''[steam builds up around Patrick]'' Hot! Red hot! Ah! Cold! Cold!}}
+{{L|Patrick|I was just freshening up. These fancy fixtures are touchy. ''[turns fixture. Steam builds up around him]'' Hot! Red hot! Ah! Cold! Cold!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Would you please get back in the game?}}
 {{L|Patrick|But I wanted to try his loofah.}}
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 {{L|Patrick|But I thought we weren't betting.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|No, I mean whoever wins this hole wins the game. ''[Squidward wakes up and takes off his blindfold to see SpongeBob and Patrick talking]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[muffled] ''What's going on here? ''[screams]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[muffled]'' What's going on here? ''[screams]''}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick shoot, landing Gary's food bowl, spilling on him]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick shoot, landing Gary's food bowl, spilling on him.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Hole in one! ''[Squidward sits up]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|[softly] Good morning.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[softly]'' Good morning.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Sorry we woke you.}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[muffled and stammering]'' Wha-What? ''[his mouth is shown, with no dentures]''}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Rematch next Saturday?}}
 {{L|Patrick|Rain or shine, SpongeBob. Rain or shine.}}
-{{L|''[stops raining, focusing on Squidward's house, which collapses.]''}}
+{{L|''[It stops raining, focusing on Squidward's house, which collapses.]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[muffled]'' SpongeBob?!}}