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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, sure thing, Squidward.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, sure thing, Squidward.}}
{{L|Squidward|Ha, yeah right.}}
{{L|Squidward|Ha, yeah right.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|OK. ''[he taps on a nail lightly, and he looks up at Squidward's window. He does it again, and continues to, making sure he doesnt make too much noise. Meanwhile, in Squid's house, Squidward has his clarinet on hand]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|OK. ''[he taps on a nail lightly, and he looks up at Squidward's window. He does it again, and continues to, making sure he doesn't make too much noise. Meanwhile, in Squid's house, Squidward has his clarinet on hand]''}}
{{L|Squidward|And now, some soothing sounds from Squidward's clarinet. Thank you, thank you. ''[he starts to play. SpongeBob looks up and sees that Squidward is playing, so he decides to finish his stand quickly. Squidward looks out the window again]''}}
{{L|Squidward|And now, some soothing sounds from Squidward's clarinet. Thank you, thank you. ''[he starts to play. SpongeBob looks up and sees that Squidward is playing, so he decides to finish his stand quickly. Squidward looks out the window again]''}}
{{L|Squidward|I thought I - wha?}}
{{L|Squidward|I thought I - wha?}}
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{{L|Patrick|Hmm, how much is it?}}
{{L|Patrick|Hmm, how much is it?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Only a quarter.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Only a quarter.}}
{{L|Patrick|Sounds reasonable. ''[whispering]'' Umm, Im going to need to borrow a quarter.}}
{{L|Patrick|Sounds reasonable. ''[whispering]'' Umm, I'm going to need to borrow a quarter.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sure thing, Patrick. ''[he pulls out a quarter and he gives it to Patrick]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sure thing, Patrick. ''[he pulls out a quarter and he gives it to Patrick]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Ah, one quarter. ''[he hands the quarter back to Sponge, and bites it to see if its real]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Ah, one quarter. ''[he hands the quarter back to Sponge, and bites it to see if its real]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|One bubble wand, dipped and ready to go. ''[Patrick grabs wand from Sponge, inhales deeply and begins to blow. After a while, SpongeBob puts up a "Lessons" sign]'' Could I interest you in some lessons? Only 25 cents.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|One bubble wand, dipped and ready to go. ''[Patrick grabs wand from Sponge, inhales deeply and begins to blow. After a while, SpongeBob puts up a "Lessons" sign]'' Could I interest you in some lessons? Only 25 cents.}}
{{L|Patrick|Uh, very well then. Hey, Sponge, can I borrow another quarter? ''[SpongeBob hands Patrick a quarter]'' Thanks. ''[he winks and hands the quarter back to Sponge]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Uh, very well then. Hey, Sponge, can I borrow another quarter? ''[SpongeBob hands Patrick a quarter]'' Thanks. ''[he winks and hands the quarter back to Sponge]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|OK, Patrick, its all in the technique! ''[he starts doing his infamous routine]'' First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two three. Theeeen PELVIC THRUST. Whoooo, whooooooo. Stop on your right foot, DONT FORGET IT! Now its time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, then this, then that, then this and that, and then- ''[he blows bubbles shaped like ducks]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|OK, Patrick, its all in the technique! ''[he starts doing his infamous routine]'' First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two three. Theeeen PELVIC THRUST. Whoooo, whooooooo. Stop on your right foot, DON'T FORGET IT! Now its time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, then this, then that, then this and that, and then- ''[he blows bubbles shaped like ducks]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Oooh. ''[SpongeBob pops out of nowhere and blows a box. Patrick giggles and SpongeBob blows a caterpillar. Patrick continues to giggle. SpongeBob blows a boat, and it floats off, pops, and makes a foghorn noise. Cut to Squid's house]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Oooh. ''[SpongeBob pops out of nowhere and blows a box. Patrick giggles and SpongeBob blows a caterpillar. Patrick continues to giggle. SpongeBob blows a boat, and it floats off, pops, and makes a foghorn noise. Cut to Squid's house]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Huh? ''[he shakes his clarinet. Cut back to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Huh? ''[he shakes his clarinet. Cut back to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|Its a giraffe! ''[Patrick continues laughing, and the elephant floats over into Squid's house and pops. Tons of smaller bubbles come out of the house, and Squidward opens the door with a sour look on his face. SpongeBob and Patrick hide behind the stand. SpongeBob places a "Closed" sign on it. Squidward looks over it]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Its a giraffe! ''[Patrick continues laughing, and the elephant floats over into Squid's house and pops. Tons of smaller bubbles come out of the house, and Squidward opens the door with a sour look on his face. SpongeBob and Patrick hide behind the stand. SpongeBob places a "Closed" sign on it. Squidward looks over it]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Excuse me, sir but we are clo-}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Excuse me, sir but we are clo-}}
{{L|Squidward|Dont give me any of that! How can you two possibly make all this noise just blowing bubbles?!}}
{{L|Squidward|Don't give me any of that! How can you two possibly make all this noise just blowing bubbles?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Were not just blowing bubbles, were making bubble art! Watch carefully. First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two three. Theeeen PELVIC THRUST. Whoooo, whooooooo. Stop on your right foot, DON'T FORGET IT! Now its time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, then this, then that, then this and that, and then- ''[he blows a butterfly, which flies over to Squid, lands on his head, and pops]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Were not just blowing bubbles, were making bubble art! Watch carefully. First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two three. Theeeen PELVIC THRUST. Whoooo, whooooooo. Stop on your right foot, DON'T FORGET IT! Now its time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, then this, then that, then this and that, and then- ''[he blows a butterfly, which flies over to Squid, lands on his head, and pops]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Thats not art. Thats just annoying. Blowing bubbles, thats the lamest idea I have ever heard. ''[SpongeBob and Pat, depressed, head to Sponge's house]'' You should be ashamed of yourselves. ''[he laughs to himself]'' Bubbles. ''[he continues laughing]'' Art. ''[he mumbles, and picks up the bubble wand, sniffs it, and inhales to blow. Then, SpongeBob pops up out of nowhere]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Thats not art. That's just annoying. Blowing bubbles, that's the lamest idea I have ever heard. ''[SpongeBob and Pat, depressed, head to Sponge's house]'' You should be ashamed of yourselves. ''[he laughs to himself]'' Bubbles. ''[he continues laughing]'' Art. ''[he mumbles, and picks up the bubble wand, sniffs it, and inhales to blow. Then, SpongeBob pops up out of nowhere]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That'll be 25 cents, sir.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That'll be 25 cents, sir.}}
{{L|Squidward|Ah, whoa, what? Oh... who-who would pay 25 cents to blow bubbles?}}
{{L|Squidward|Ah, whoa, what? Oh... who-who would pay 25 cents to blow bubbles?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|All right, Squid! That was so good!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|All right, Squid! That was so good!}}
{{L|Patrick|Squid is number one!}}
{{L|Patrick|Squid is number one!}}
{{L|Squidward|I really did it, didn't I? Hey, you guys didnt blow anything like that!}}
{{L|Squidward|I really did it, didn't I? Hey, you guys didn't blow anything like that!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No.}}
{{L|Squidward|Now that's a bubble!}}
{{L|Squidward|Now that's a bubble!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You said it, Squidward. See, it is all in the technique!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You said it, Squidward. See, it is all in the technique!}}
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, technique.}}
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, technique.}}
{{L|Squidward|Technique? Hah! SpongeBob, you dont think I created that ''[kisses his tentacle]'' beautiful work of art with your help? ''[he starts laughing]'' Come on, its in my genes.}}
{{L|Squidward|Technique? Hah! SpongeBob, you don't think I created that ''[kisses his tentacle]'' beautiful work of art with your help? ''[he starts laughing]'' Come on, its in my genes.}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Squid's got genes! Squid's got genes! ''[Squidward walks back to his house]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Squid's got genes! Squid's got genes! ''[Squidward walks back to his house]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Thank you, thank you. ''[he starts to play his clarinet. SpongeBob and Patrick chant Squid's name]'' I rock. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick continue to chant, and Squid's bubble flies over them, covers the house, and pulls it out of the ground and up towards the top of the ocean. SpongeBob notices and stops Patrick]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Thank you, thank you. ''[he starts to play his clarinet. SpongeBob and Patrick chant Squid's name]'' I rock. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick continue to chant, and Squid's bubble flies over them, covers the house, and pulls it out of the ground and up towards the top of the ocean. SpongeBob notices and stops Patrick]''}}

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