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{{L|Squidward|Can we lower the volume, please? I can't work with all that racket going on!}}
{{L|Squidward|Can we lower the volume, please? I can't work with all that racket going on!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, sure thing, Squidward.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, sure thing, Squidward.}}
{{L|Squidward|Ha, yeah right.}}
{{L|Squidward|Yes. Mmm. Right. Mmm.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|OK. ''[he taps on a nail lightly, and he looks up at Squidward's window. He does it again, and continues to, making sure he doesn't make too much noise. Meanwhile, in Squidward's house, Squidward has his clarinet on hand]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|OK. ''[he taps on a nail lightly, and he looks up at Squidward's window. He does it again, and continues to, making sure he doesn't make too much noise. Meanwhile, in Squidward's house, Squidward has his clarinet on hand]''}}
{{L|Squidward|And now, some soothing sounds from Squidward's clarinet. Thank you, thank you. ''[he starts to play. SpongeBob looks up and sees that Squidward is playing, so he decides to finish his stand quickly. Squidward looks out the window again]''}}
{{L|Squidward|And now, some soothing sounds from Squidward's clarinet. Thank you, thank you. ''[he starts to play. SpongeBob looks up and sees that Squidward is playing, so he decides to finish his stand quickly. Squidward looks out the window again]''}}
{{L|Squidward|I thought I - wha?}}
{{L|Squidward|I thought I... Wha?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward! Wanna blow some bubbles? Only 25 cents.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward! Wanna blow some bubbles? Only 25 cents.}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, right. Like I would spend a moment of my time blowing bubbles.}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, right. Like I would spend a moment of my time blowing bubbles.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh huh!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh huh!}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh please! I mean, who in the world would pay to blow bubbles? ''[Patrick is coming out of his house, stuck to the underside of the rock]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, please! I mean, who in the world would pay to blow bubbles? ''[Patrick is coming out of his house, stuck to the underside of the rock]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Good morning! ''[he falls and screams]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Good morning! ''[he falls and screams]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, boy. ''[Patrick walks over to SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, boy. ''[Patrick walks over to SpongeBob]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|Hmm, how much is it?}}
{{L|Patrick|Hmm, how much is it?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Only a quarter.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Only a quarter.}}
{{L|Patrick|Sounds reasonable. ''[whispering]'' Umm, I'm going to need to borrow a quarter.}}
{{L|Patrick|Sounds reasonable. ''[whispering]'' Uh, I'm going to need to borrow a quarter.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sure thing, Patrick. ''[he pulls out a quarter and he gives it to Patrick]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sure thing, Patrick. ''[he pulls out a quarter and he gives it to Patrick]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Ah, one quarter. ''[he hands the quarter back to SpongeBob, and bites it to see if it's real]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Ah, one quarter. ''[he hands the quarter back to SpongeBob, and bites it to see if it's real]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you. ''[cuts back to Squidward]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you. ''[cuts back to Squidward]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Ha, business is booming. ''[he laughs]'' How did I ever get surrounded by such loser neighbors? Heh. ''[he continues playing. Cut back to SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob dips the wand in the bubble soap]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Hmm, business is booming. ''[he laughs]'' How did I ever get surrounded by such loser neighbors? Uh huh. ''[he continues playing. Cut back to SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob dips the wand in the bubble soap]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|One bubble wand, dipped and ready to go. ''[Patrick grabs wand from Spongebob, inhales deeply and begins to blow. After a while, SpongeBob puts up a "Lessons" sign]'' Could I interest you in some lessons? Only 25 cents.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|One bubble wand, dipped and ready to go. ''[Patrick grabs wand from Spongebob, inhales deeply and begins to blow, but a bubble doesn't come out. He pants and blows again. After a while, SpongeBob puts up a "Lessons" sign. Patrick then loses his breath]'' Could I interest you in some lessons? Only 25 cents.}}
{{L|Patrick|Uh, very well then. Hey, Sponge, can I borrow another quarter? ''[SpongeBob hands Patrick a quarter]'' Thanks. ''[he winks and hands the quarter back to SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Uh, very well, then. Hey, Sponge, can I borrow another quarter? ''[SpongeBob hands Patrick a quarter]'' Thanks. ''[he winks and hands the quarter back to SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|OK, Patrick, its all in the technique! ''[he starts doing his infamous routine]'' First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two three. Theeeen PELVIC THRUST. Whoooo, whooooooo. Stop on your right foot, DON'T FORGET IT! Now its time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, then this, then that, then this and that, and then- ''[he blows bubbles shaped like ducks]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|OK, Patrick, it's all in the technique! ''[he starts doing his infamous routine]'' First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Theeeen PELVIC THRUST! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stomp on your right foot, DON'T FORGET IT! Now its time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then... ''[he blows bubbles shaped like ducks]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Oooh. ''[SpongeBob pops out of nowhere and blows a box. Patrick giggles and SpongeBob blows a caterpillar. Patrick continues to giggle. SpongeBob blows a boat, and it floats off, pops, and makes a foghorn noise. Cut to Squidward's house]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Oooh. ''[SpongeBob pops out of nowhere and blows a box. Patrick giggles and SpongeBob blows a caterpillar]'' Ah! ''[The caterpillar then pops one-by-one, with descending sounds. Patrick continues to giggle. SpongeBob blows a boat, and it floats off, pops, and makes a foghorn noise. Cuts to inside of Squidward's house]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Huh? ''[he shakes his clarinet. Cut back to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Huh? ''[he shakes his clarinet. Cut back to outside with SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|And now... with two hands! ''[he inhales deeply and blows out an elephant. Circus music starts playing and Patrick laughs]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|And now... with two hands! ''[he inhales deeply and blows out an elephant. Circus music starts playing and Patrick laughs]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Its a giraffe! ''[Patrick continues laughing, and the elephant floats over into Squidward's house and pops. Tons of smaller bubbles come out of the house, and Squidward opens the door with a sour look on his face. SpongeBob and Patrick hide behind the stand. SpongeBob places a "Closed" sign on it. Squidward looks over it]''}}
{{L|Patrick|It's a giraffe! ''[Patrick continues laughing, and the elephant floats over into Squidward's house. As SpongeBob frowns, tons of smaller bubbles come out of both windows of the house as an elephant sounds. Squidward opens the door with a sour look on his face. SpongeBob and Patrick hide behind the stand. SpongeBob places a "Closed" sign on it. Squidward looks over the stand]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Excuse me, sir but we are clo-}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Excuse me, sir, but we are clo-}}
{{L|Squidward|Don't give me any of that! How can you two possibly make all this noise just blowing bubbles?!}}
{{L|Squidward|Don't give me any of that! How can you two possibly make all this noise just blowing bubbles?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Were not just blowing bubbles, were making bubble art! Watch carefully. First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two three. Theeeen PELVIC THRUST. Whoooo, whooooooo. Stop on your right foot, DON'T FORGET IT! Now its time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, then this, then that, then this and that, and then- ''[he blows a butterfly, which flies over to Squidward, lands on his head, and pops]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We're not just blowing bubbles, were making bubble art! Watch carefully. ''[he does his infamous routine again]'' First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Theeeen PELVIC THRUST! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stomp on your right foot, DON'T FORGET IT! Now its time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then... ''[he blows a butterfly, which flies over to Squidward, lands on his head, and pops]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Thats not art. That's just annoying. Blowing bubbles, that's the lamest idea I have ever heard. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick, depressed, head to SpongeBob's house]'' You should be ashamed of yourselves. ''[he laughs to himself]'' Bubbles. ''[he continues laughing]'' Art. ''[he mumbles, and picks up the bubble wand, sniffs it, and inhales to blow. Then, SpongeBob pops up out of nowhere]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Thats not art. That's just annoying. Blowing bubbles, that's the lamest idea I have ever heard. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick, depressed, head to SpongeBob's house]'' You should be ashamed of yourselves. ''[he laughs to himself]'' Bubbles. ''[he continues laughing]'' Art. ''[he mumbles, and picks up the bubble wand, sniffs it, and inhales to blow. Then, SpongeBob pops up out of nowhere]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That'll be 25 cents, sir.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That'll be 25 cents, sir.}}

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