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 {{L|SpongeBob|One bubble wand, dipped and ready to go. ''[Patrick grabs the wand from SpongeBob, inhales deeply and begins to blow, but a bubble doesn't come out. He pants and blows again. After a while, SpongeBob puts up a "Lessons" sign. Patrick then loses his breath]'' Could I interest you in some lessons? Only 25 cents.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Uh, very well, then. Hey, Sponge, can I borrow another quarter? ''[SpongeBob hands Patrick a quarter]'' Thanks. ''[he winks and hands the quarter back to SpongeBob]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Patrick, it's all in the technique! ''[he starts doing his infamous routine]'' First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Theeeen PELVIC THRUST! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, Don't forget it! Now its time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then... ''[he blows bubbles shaped like ducks]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Patrick, it's all in the technique! ''[he starts doing his infamous routine]'' First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Theeeen PELVIC THRUST! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, Don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then... ''[he blows bubbles shaped like ducks]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Oooh. ''[SpongeBob pops out of nowhere and blows a box. Patrick giggles and SpongeBob blows a caterpillar]'' Ah! ''[The caterpillar then pops one-by-one, with descending sounds. Patrick continues to giggle. SpongeBob blows a boat, and it floats off, pops, and makes a foghorn noise. Cuts to inside of Squidward's house]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Huh? ''[he shakes his clarinet. Cut back to outside with SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Excuse me, sir, but we are clo-}}
 {{L|Squidward|Don't give me any of that! How can you two possibly make all this noise just blowing bubbles?!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|We're not just blowing bubbles. We're making bubble art! Watch carefully. ''[he does his infamous routine again]'' First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Theeeen pelvic thrust! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, Don't forget it! Now its time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then... ''[he blows a butterfly, which flies over to Squidward, lands on his head, and pops]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|We're not just blowing bubbles. We're making bubble art! Watch carefully. ''[he does his infamous routine again]'' First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Theeeen pelvic thrust! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, Don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then... ''[he blows a butterfly, which flies over to Squidward, lands on his head, and pops]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|That's not art. That's just annoying. Blowing bubbles, that's the lamest idea I have ever heard. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick, now depressed, head to SpongeBob's house]'' You should be ashamed of yourselves. ''[SpongeBob closes the door as Squidward laughs to himself]'' Bubbles. ''[he continues laughing]'' Art. ''[he mumbles, and picks up the bubble wand, sniffs it, and inhales to blow. Then, SpongeBob pops up out of nowhere]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|That'll be 25 cents, sir.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Ah, whoa, what? ''[SpongeBob blinks]'' Oh... who-who would pay 25 cents to blow bubbles?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|We also offer lessons for beginners. ''[he puts the "Lessons" sign up]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Beginners? What could be more simple than blowing a stupid bubble? ''[he pulls a quarter out]'' Here's your 25 cents! ''[SpongeBob bites it to see if its real and it bends]'' Watch and learn. ''[he inhales and blows, but nothing happens]'' Uhh... wait, wait, wait. ''[he inhales and blows again, but nothing happens again]'' One more time. Here. Wait. ''[he inhales and blows again, and a small bubble comes out and instantly falls to the ground and bursts, making a raspberry sound. Looks over at SpongeBob and Patrick. They gulp, and then start whistling. Squidward places another quarter on the stand]'' Uhh... Just a mere warm-up. ''[he dips the wand in the bubble container, inhales deeply and blows hard. The bubble falls to the ground again, making another raspberry sound, gets another quarter out and puts it on the stand]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Beginners? What could be more simple than blowing a stupid bubble? ''[he pulls a quarter out]'' Here's your 25 cents! ''[SpongeBob bites it to see if it's real and it bends]'' Watch and learn. ''[he inhales and blows, but nothing happens]'' Uhh... wait, wait, wait. ''[he inhales and blows again, but nothing happens again]'' One more time. Here. Wait. ''[he inhales and blows again, and a small bubble comes out and instantly falls to the ground and bursts, making a raspberry sound. Looks over at SpongeBob and Patrick. They gulp, and then start whistling. Squidward places another quarter on the stand]'' Uhh... Just a mere warm-up. ''[he dips the wand in the bubble container, inhales deeply and blows hard. The bubble falls to the ground again, making another raspberry sound, gets another quarter out and puts it on the stand]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, remember the technique. ''[Squidward keeps trying to blow bubbles while SpongeBob and Patrick are trying to show him the technique]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[while standing on one foot]'' Technique! Technique! Technique! Technique! Tech- ''[Squidward looks at them]''}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|You said it, Squidward. See, it is all in the technique!}}
 {{L|Patrick|Yeah, technique.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Technique? Hah! SpongeBob, you don't think I created that ''[kisses his tentacle]'' beautiful work of art with your help? ''[he starts laughing]'' Come on, its in my genes.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Technique? Hah! SpongeBob, you don't think I created that ''[kisses his tentacle]'' beautiful work of art with your help? ''[he starts laughing]'' Come on, it's in my genes.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Squid's got genes! Squid's got genes! ''[Squidward walks back to his house]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Thank you, thank you, thank you. ''[he starts to play his clarinet. SpongeBob and Patrick chant Squidward's name. At one point, they belly flop each other and Patrick falls on the ground.]'' I rock. ''[Squidward continues to play his clarinet. As SpongeBob and Patrick continue to chant, Squidward's bubble flies over them, covers the house, and pulls it out of the ground and up towards the top of the ocean. SpongeBob notices and stops Patrick]''}} {{L|SpongeBob|''[concerned]'' Squidward! ''[Patrick now notices]''}}