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{{EpisodeTr/2a}}{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob walks outside, and breathes in the fresh air]'' Ahh, what a wonderful day. The sun is out, the water is shimmering, scallops are chirping. So peaceful. ''[SpongeBob immediately grabs wood, a hammer, and some nails, and starts to noisily build a stand. Squidward peeks his head out the window]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob walks outside, and breathes in the fresh air]'' Ahh, what a wonderful day. The sun is out, the water is shimmering, scallops are chirping. So peaceful. ''[SpongeBob immediately grabs wood, a hammer, and some nails, and starts to noisily build a stand. Squidward peeks his head out the window]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Can we lower the volume, please? I can't work with all that racket going on!}}
{{L|Squidward|Can we lower the volume, please? I can't work with all that racket going on!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, sure thing, Squidward.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, sure thing, Squidward.}}
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{{L|Squidward|And now... for some soothing sounds from Squidward's clarinet. Thank you, thank you. ''[He starts to play. SpongeBob looks up and sees that Squidward is playing, so he decides to finish his stand quickly. Squidward looks out the window again.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|And now... for some soothing sounds from Squidward's clarinet. Thank you, thank you. ''[He starts to play. SpongeBob looks up and sees that Squidward is playing, so he decides to finish his stand quickly. Squidward looks out the window again.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|I thought I... Wha?}}
{{L|Squidward|I thought I... Wha?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward! Wanna blow some bubbles? Only 25 cents.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward. Wanna blow some bubbles? Only 25 cents.}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, right. Like I would spend a moment of my time blowing bubbles.}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, right. Like I would spend a moment of my time blowing bubbles.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh huh!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh huh.}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, puh-lease! I mean, who in the world would pay to blow bubbles? ''[Patrick comes out of his house, stuck to the underside of the rock]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, puh-lease. I mean, who in the world would pay to blow bubbles? ''[Patrick comes out of his house, stuck to the underside of the rock]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Good morning! ''[he falls and screams]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Good morning. ''[he falls and screams]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, boy. ''[Patrick walks over to SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, boy. ''[Patrick walks over to SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Good morning to you, sir. Would you care to blow a bubble?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Good morning to you, sir. Would you care to blow a bubble?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|One bubble wand, dipped and ready to go. ''[Patrick grabs the wand from SpongeBob, inhales deeply and begins to blow, but a bubble doesn't come out. He pants and blows again. After a while, SpongeBob puts up a "Lessons" sign. Patrick then loses his breath]'' Could I interest you in some lessons? Only 25 cents.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|One bubble wand, dipped and ready to go. ''[Patrick grabs the wand from SpongeBob, inhales deeply and begins to blow, but a bubble doesn't come out. He pants and blows again. After a while, SpongeBob puts up a "Lessons" sign. Patrick then loses his breath]'' Could I interest you in some lessons? Only 25 cents.}}
{{L|Patrick|Uh, very well, then. Hey, Sponge, can I borrow another quarter? ''[SpongeBob hands Patrick a quarter]'' Thanks. ''[he winks and hands the quarter back to SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Uh, very well, then. Hey, Sponge, can I borrow another quarter? ''[SpongeBob hands Patrick a quarter]'' Thanks. ''[he winks and hands the quarter back to SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Patrick, it's all in the technique! ''[he starts doing his infamous routine]'' First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Then pelvic thrust! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then... ''[he blows bubbles shaped like ducks]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Patrick, it's all in the technique. ''[he starts doing his infamous routine]'' First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Then pelvic thrust! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then... ''[he blows bubbles shaped like ducks]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Oooh. ''[SpongeBob pops out of nowhere and blows a box. Patrick giggles and SpongeBob blows a caterpillar]'' Ah! ''[The caterpillar then pops one-by-one, with descending sounds. Patrick continues to giggle. SpongeBob blows a boat, and it floats off, pops, and makes a foghorn noise. Cuts to inside of Squidward's house]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Oooh. ''[SpongeBob pops out of nowhere and blows a box. Patrick giggles and SpongeBob blows a caterpillar]'' Ah! ''[The caterpillar then pops one-by-one, with descending sounds. Patrick continues to giggle. SpongeBob blows a boat, and it floats off, pops, and makes a foghorn noise. Cuts to inside of Squidward's house]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Huh? ''[he shakes his clarinet. Cut back to outside with SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Huh? ''[he shakes his clarinet. Cut back to outside with SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Excuse me, sir, but we are clo-}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Excuse me, sir, but we are clo-}}
{{L|Squidward|Don't give me any of that! How can you two possibly make all this noise just blowing bubbles?!}}
{{L|Squidward|Don't give me any of that! How can you two possibly make all this noise just blowing bubbles?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We're not just blowing bubbles. We're making bubble art! Watch carefully. ''[he does his infamous routine again]'' First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Theeeen pelvic thrust! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then... ''[he blows a butterfly, which flies over to Squidward, lands on his head, and pops]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We're not just blowing bubbles. We're making bubble art. Watch carefully. ''[he does his infamous routine again]'' First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Then pelvic thrust! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then... ''[he blows a butterfly, which flies over to Squidward, lands on his head, and pops]''}}
{{L|Squidward|That's not art. That's just annoying. Blowing bubbles, that's the lamest idea I have ever heard. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick, now depressed, head to SpongeBob's house]'' You should be ashamed of yourselves. ''[SpongeBob closes the door as Squidward laughs to himself]'' Bubbles. ''[he continues laughing]'' Art. ''[he mumbles, and picks up the bubble wand, sniffs it, and inhales to blow. Then, SpongeBob pops up out of nowhere]''}}
{{L|Squidward|That's not art. That's just annoying. Blowing bubbles, that's the lamest idea I have ever heard. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick, now depressed, head to SpongeBob's house]'' You should be ashamed of yourselves. ''[SpongeBob closes the door as Squidward laughs to himself]'' Bubbles. ''[he continues laughing]'' Art. ''[he mumbles, and picks up the bubble wand, sniffs it, and inhales to blow. Then, SpongeBob pops up out of nowhere]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That'll be 25 cents, sir.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That'll be 25 cents, sir.}}
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{{L|Squidward|Technique? Technique!? Technique, technique, technique, technique, technique! ''[he starts to do the infamous routine, while imitating SpongeBob]'' First I do this, spin around. Stop. Double take three times. And here we go, pelvic thrust. Wehooooo! Wehoohoo! Oh, stop on your right foot, don't forget it. Then, bring it around town. And a little of this, a little of that, a little of this, this, this, this, that, that, that, that. And that, that, that that that that! And then... ''[Screams into the wand, blowing a gargantuan, unshaped bubble]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Technique? Technique!? Technique, technique, technique, technique, technique! ''[he starts to do the infamous routine, while imitating SpongeBob]'' First I do this, spin around. Stop. Double take three times. And here we go, pelvic thrust. Wehooooo! Wehoohoo! Oh, stop on your right foot, don't forget it. Then, bring it around town. And a little of this, a little of that, a little of this, this, this, this, that, that, that, that. And that, that, that that that that! And then... ''[Screams into the wand, blowing a gargantuan, unshaped bubble]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Wow! ''[Squidward is then lifted off the ground. The bubble pops off the wand and Squidward falls back on the ground]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Wow! ''[Squidward is then lifted off the ground. The bubble pops off the wand and Squidward falls back on the ground]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|All right, Squid! That was so good!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|All right, Squid. That was so good.}}
{{L|Patrick|Squid is number one!}}
{{L|Patrick|Squid is number one.}}
{{L|Squidward|I really did it, didn't I? Hey, you guys didn't blow anything like that!}} {{L|SpongeBob|No.}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Now that's a bubble!}}
{{L|Squidward|I really did it, didn't I? Hey, you guys didn't blow anything like that.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You said it, Squidward. See, it is all in the technique!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|No.}}
{{L|Squidward|Now that's a bubble.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You said it, Squidward. See, it is all in the technique.}}
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, technique.}}
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, technique.}}
{{L|Squidward|Technique? Hah! SpongeBob, you don't think I created that ''[kisses his tentacle]'' beautiful work of art with your help? ''[he starts laughing]'' Come on, it's in my genes.}}
{{L|Squidward|Technique? Hah. SpongeBob, you don't think I created that ''[kisses his tentacle]'' beautiful work of art with your help? ''[he starts laughing]'' Come on, it's in my genes.}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Squid's got genes! Squid's got genes! ''[Squidward walks back to his house]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Squid's got genes! Squid's got genes! ''[Squidward walks back to his house]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Thank you, thank you, thank you. ''[he starts to play his clarinet. SpongeBob and Patrick chant Squidward's name. At one point, they belly flop each other and Patrick falls on the ground.]'' I rock. ''[Squidward continues to play his clarinet. As SpongeBob and Patrick continue to chant, Squidward's bubble flies over them, covers the house, and pulls it out of the ground and up towards the top of the ocean. SpongeBob notices and stops Patrick]''}} {{L|SpongeBob|''[concerned]'' Squidward! ''[Patrick now notices]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Thank you, thank you, thank you. ''[he starts to play his clarinet. SpongeBob and Patrick chant Squidward's name. At one point, they belly flop each other and Patrick falls on the ground.]'' I rock. ''[Squidward continues to play his clarinet. As SpongeBob and Patrick continue to chant, Squidward's bubble flies over them, covers the house, and pulls it out of the ground and up towards the top of the ocean. SpongeBob notices and stops Patrick]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[concerned]'' Squidward! ''[Patrick now notices]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Squidward! Squidward! Squidward! ''[Squidward stops playing his clarinet]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Squidward! Squidward! Squidward! ''[Squidward stops playing his clarinet]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Hello, my friends. You are looking at a... ''[he sees how far he is from the surface]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Hello, my friends. You are looking at a... ''[he sees how far he is from the surface]''}}

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