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{{L|SpongeBob|One bubble wand, dipped and ready to go. ''[Patrick grabs the wand from SpongeBob, inhales deeply and begins to blow, but a bubble doesn't come out. He pants and blows again. After a while, SpongeBob puts up a "Lessons" sign. Patrick then loses his breath]'' Could I interest you in some lessons? Only 25 cents.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|One bubble wand, dipped and ready to go. ''[Patrick grabs the wand from SpongeBob, inhales deeply and begins to blow, but a bubble doesn't come out. He pants and blows again. After a while, SpongeBob puts up a "Lessons" sign. Patrick then loses his breath]'' Could I interest you in some lessons? Only 25 cents.}}
{{L|Patrick|Uh, very well, then. Hey, Sponge, can I borrow another quarter? ''[SpongeBob hands Patrick a quarter]'' Thanks. ''[winks and hands the quarter back to SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Uh, very well, then. Hey, Sponge, can I borrow another quarter? ''[SpongeBob hands Patrick a quarter]'' Thanks. ''[winks and hands the quarter back to SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Patrick, it's all in the technique. ''[starts doing his infamous routine]'' First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Then pelvic thrust! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-around-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then... ''[blows bubbles shaped like ducks]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Patrick, it's all in the technique. ''[starts doing his infamous routine]'' First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take 3 times: 1, 2, 3. Then pelvic thrust! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-around-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then... ''[blows bubbles shaped like ducks]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Oooh. ''[SpongeBob pops out of nowhere and blows a box. Patrick giggles and SpongeBob blows a caterpillar]'' Ah! ''[The caterpillar then pops one-by-one, with descending sounds. Patrick continues to giggle. SpongeBob blows a tugboat, and it floats off, pops, and makes a foghorn noise. Cuts to inside of Squidward's house]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Oooh. ''[SpongeBob pops out of nowhere and blows a box. Patrick giggles and SpongeBob blows a caterpillar]'' Ah! ''[The caterpillar then pops one-by-one, with descending sounds. Patrick continues to giggle. SpongeBob blows a tugboat, and it floats off, pops, and makes a foghorn noise. Cuts to inside of Squidward's house]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Huh? ''[shakes his clarinet. Cut back to outside with SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Huh? ''[shakes his clarinet. Cut back to outside with SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Excuse me, sir, but we are clo-}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Excuse me, sir, but we are clo-}}
{{L|Squidward|Don't give me any of that! How can you two possibly make all this noise just blowing bubbles?!}}
{{L|Squidward|Don't give me any of that! How can you two possibly make all this noise just blowing bubbles?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We're not just blowing bubbles. We're making bubble art. Watch carefully. ''[does his infamous routine again]'' First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Then pelvic thrust! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-around-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then... ''[blows a butterfly, which flies over to Squidward, lands on his head, and pops]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We're not just blowing bubbles. We're making bubble art. Watch carefully. ''[does his infamous routine again]'' First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take 3 times: 1, 2, 3. Then pelvic thrust! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-around-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then... ''[blows a butterfly, which flies over to Squidward, lands on his head, and pops]''}}
{{L|Squidward|That's not art. That's just annoying. Blowing bubbles, that's the lamest idea I have ever heard. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick, now depressed, head to SpongeBob's house]'' You should be ashamed of yourselves. ''[SpongeBob closes the door as Squidward laughs to himself]'' Bubbles. ''[continues laughing]'' Art. ''[mumbles, and picks up the bubble wand, sniffs it, and inhales to blow. Then, SpongeBob pops up out of nowhere]''}}
{{L|Squidward|That's not art. That's just annoying. Blowing bubbles, that's the lamest idea I have ever heard. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick, now depressed, head to SpongeBob's house]'' You should be ashamed of yourselves. ''[SpongeBob closes the door as Squidward laughs to himself]'' Bubbles. ''[continues laughing]'' Art. ''[mumbles, and picks up the bubble wand, sniffs it, and inhales to blow. Then, SpongeBob pops up out of nowhere]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That'll be 25 cents, sir.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That'll be 25 cents, sir.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, remember the technique. ''[Squidward keeps trying to blow bubbles while SpongeBob and Patrick are trying to show him the technique]'' Squidward, technique! You do this, and this, step back....}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, remember the technique. ''[Squidward keeps trying to blow bubbles while SpongeBob and Patrick are trying to show him the technique]'' Squidward, technique! You do this, and this, step back....}}
{{L|Patrick|Hey! Technique, Squidward!}}
{{L|Patrick|Hey! Technique, Squidward!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Spin around like thi— Like this...  Look at me, over here, one... two.... yeah, three...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Spin around like thi— Like this...  Look at me, over here, 1... 2.... yeah, 3...}}
{{L|Patrick|The pelvic woo!}}
{{L|Patrick|The pelvic woo!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Look, we're doing the technique! And don't for... Don't forget the "Woooooo!" Squidward?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Look, we're doing the technique! And don't for... Don't forget the "Woooooo!" Squidward?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[weakly]'' You're not doing the technique.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[weakly]'' You're not doing the technique.}}
{{L|Patrick|Technique.}}
{{L|Patrick|Technique.}}
{{L|Squidward|Technique? Technique!? Technique, technique, technique, technique, technique! ''[starts to do the infamous routine, while imitating SpongeBob]'' First I do this, spin around. Stop. Double take three times. And here we go, pelvic thrust. Wehooooo! Wehoohoo! Oh, stop on your right foot, don't forget it. Then, bring it around town. And a little of this, a little of that, a little of this, this, this, this, that, that, that, that. And that, that, that that that that! And then... ''[screams very loudly into the wand, blowing a gargantuan, unshaped bubble]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Technique? Technique!? Technique, technique, technique, technique, technique! ''[starts to do the infamous routine, while imitating SpongeBob]'' First I do this, spin around. Stop. Double take 3 times. And here we go, pelvic thrust. Wehooooo! Wehoohoo! Oh, stop on your right foot, don't forget it. Then, bring it around town. And a little of this, a little of that, a little of this, this, this, this, that, that, that, that. And that, that, that that that that! And then... ''[screams very loudly into the wand, blowing a gargantuan, unshaped bubble]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Wow! ''[Squidward is then lifted off the ground. The bubble pops off the wand and Squidward falls back on the ground]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Wow! ''[Squidward is then lifted off the ground. The bubble pops off the wand and Squidward falls back on the ground]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|All right, Squid. That was so good.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|All right, Squid. That was so good.}}

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