Bucket Sweet Bucket

Template:Episode "Bucket Sweet Bucket" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season five.

Characters Present

• SpongeBob SquarePants
• Patrick Star
• Squidward Tentacles
• Sheldon J. Plankton
• Eugene H. Krabs
• Karen

Plot

Plankton tricks SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward into fixing up the Chum Bucket.

Quotes

[at The Chum Bucket]

• Plankton: Oh, brother. Just look at this place. Might as well be a mausoleum. Abysmal. Oh, well, at least it's structurally sound. Forget this! I'm suck of not having any business.
• Karen: Then why don't you fix this rust bucket up? Look around. Chipping paint, bad plumbing, dust bunnies--[dust bunny blows away] it's no wonder you don't have any customers.
• Plankton: Okay, I get it. I get it. It's time to give this place a complete overhaul. [cut to outside The Chum Bucket where Plankton is dragging a blue paint bucket] Whoa! Whoa! [almost falls in the bucket. Grabs the paintbrush but has difficulty painting the building] I shouldn't have to subject myself to such menial labor. [falls down with the wooden side of the paintbrush in his mouth. Then spits it out and coughs] Ah! This is a job for an imbecile! [Patrick and SpongeBob are laughing while playing leapfrog] Or two imbeciles. [laughs] Excuse me, gentlemen. I am sorry to bother you, but I'm having a bit of trouble with my abode. You see, I would like to paint The Chum Bucket to please my wife. But alas, I am too small and feeble.
• SpongeBob: Aw, well, we can help you. right, Patrick?
• Patrick: Uh-huh. I came prepared too. [holds up a watermelon and sticks his head in it] Alright, let's do it. [cut to later]
• Plankton: Okay, boys. Karen wants this place to really sparkle. I was thinking it could use a little more pizzazz.
• SpongeBob and Patrick: Pizzazz, yeah.
• Plankton: Oh, I know. Why don't you paint the entire Chum Bucket?
• SpongeBob and Patrick: Whoa, really?
• Plankton: Oh, yes. I need you artistic vision. You, wouldn't want to disappoint my Karen, now would you?
• SpongeBob and Patrick: No, sir. Uh-uh.
• Plankton: Well, hop to it, lads.
• SpongeBob and Patrick: [salute] Yes, sir!
• Squidward: [listening to music] Heel, toe. Heel, toe. Heel, toe. Heel, toe. Heel, toe.
• SpongeBob and Patrick: Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la. We like to work.
• Squidward: What the--? SpongeBob, what atrocity is this?
• SpongeBob: Oh. hi, Squidward. Looky, Mr. Plankton's having us paint. He calls it pizzazz. [sparkle dust lands on Squidward]
• Squidward: Pizzazz, huh? What would you know about that?
• Patrick: Plankton says he needs our artistic vision.
• SpongeBob: Let's show him [they paint each other]
• Squidward: You buffoons wouldn't know artistic vision if it hit you over the head. Now, where's the paintbrush? [takes a blue paintbrush] I'll show you what artistic vision is all about. Start with light brush strokes. [paints a little on The Chum Bucket]
• SpongeBob and Patrick: Oh. [they lightly paint each other]
• Squidward: Yeah. Perfect, Simpletons.
• Plankton: Amazing. I didn't have to trick the tall one. [chuckles] My plan is falling right into place. With those three boobs preoccupied, stealing the formula will be a snap.
• SpongeBob: Mr. Plankton? All this hard work is making us thirsty. Do you think we can get a drink?
• Plankton: Let me show you something, SpongeBob. [opens doors] I sure wish I could offer you a cold drink for all your hard work. But alas, my pipes are rusted shut.