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{{L|''[He gets the two, stuffs them in a cannon, and literally fires them as bag boys.]''}}
{{L|''[He gets the two, stuffs them in a cannon, and literally fires them as bag boys.]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick fly in the sky.]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick fly in the sky.]''}}
{{L|Patrick and SpongeBob|We completed our first job!}}
{{L|Patrick and SpongeBob|We completed a job!}}
{{L|Patrick|I think I'm getting the hang of this "jobs" thing, but have I found my true porpoise?}}
{{L|Patrick|I think I'm getting the hang of the "job" thing, but did I find my porpoise?}}
{{L|''[They then stop at a traffic light, and the porpoise passes by.]''}}
{{L|Porpoise|''[angrily]'' It's pronounced "purpose."}}
{{L|''[The traffic light turns green, and they arrive at Incidental 82's household. When they knock down a part of her fence, they see a rainbow of "Opportunity."]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[as a saleman]'' Psst, hey, lady. We're lookin' for a job. You think we could, uh, paint that fence for you?}}'
{{L|Incidental 82|Oh, of course. What sweet boys.}}
{{L|Patrick|We could touch up a few of your wrinkles, too.}}
{{L|''[He takes out a putty knife. It then shows an odd closeup of the old lady, and she is offended by Patrick's comment and walks away. Then, Patrick and SpongeBob attempt their second job: fence painters. But, they do it messily.]''}}{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|♪Oh, this is the way we paint the fence. Paint the fence, paint the fence. This is the way we paint the fence. For the nice old lady.♪}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Perfect!}}
{{L|''[It shows that they are done, and the fence is rainbow colored. The camera then moves up to the old lady's house, and a part of the house falls off.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|This house could use some help too.}}{{L|French Narrator|Two idiots later...}}
{{L|''[The old lady then reappears, and the house is covered with a giant white cloth.]''}}
{{L|Incidental 82|''[slightly confused]'' Oh, it's, uh, lovely. Thank you.}}

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