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 {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, we've had three jobs since breakfast.}}
 {{L|''[Patrick and SpongeBo go to their first attempt: just knocking on the door.]''}}
+{{L|Cecil|''[muttering]''}}
+{{L|''[Cecil then slams the door shut on SpongeBob and Patrick.]]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Well, did you get the money?}}
+{{L|Patrick|Nope, he sent us packing.}}
+{{L|''[Patrick and SpongeBob hold up suitcases.]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[angrily]'' Try harder!}}
+{{L|Patrick|Harder?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|What do we do?}}
+{{L|Patrick|Uhh…}}
+{{L|''[Squidina clears her throat, and shows the two a sign that says “We gotta be like those tough guys on T.V.”]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Oh, we gotta be like those tough guys on T.V.}}
+{{L|''[The tough duo then go to their second attempt: getting the newspaper wet.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[like a detective]'' That’s an interestin’ newspaper you get delivered.
+{{L|Cecil|''[peeking out the door]’’ Wha–?
+{{L|''[Patrick then is shown holding a glass of water, and he is about to pour it on the newspaper.]’’
+{{L|Patrick|Be a shame if it was to get all wet and soggy.}}
+{{L|’’[A woman is then heard screaming in the background.]’’}}
+{{L|Cecil|''[gasps]'' Not the Sunday edition!}}
+{{L|''[He then uses the vacuum through the mail slot, sucks up the newspaper, and gets it inside the house.]''}}
+{{L|Cecil|''[angry]'' You ain’t getting my money!}}
+{{L|''[They then go their third attempt: putting their feet down, literally. Patrick then knocks on the door.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[shouting]'' We’re gone now! ''[giggles]''
+{{L|''[Cecil then opens the door.]’’}}
+{{L|Cecil|Oh!}}
+{{L|''[He attempts to close the door, but Patrick’s foot is in the way. He tries again, but then both Patrick and SpongeBob’s feet are in the way. He then puts his foot on the top. Shoes then start piling up on the feet, until SpongeBob and Patrick fall from the shoe tower.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[like a detective]'' Myeh, looks like we’ll have to give this mug the “big tip.”}}
+{{L|''[It then shows Patrick and SpongeBob operating a crane. They tip the house over, and all the newspapers fall out along with Cecil. SpongeBob and Patrick then walk towards Cecil.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[angrily]'' We gotcha now, deadbeat!}}
+{{L|Cecil|''[takes a nickel out of his ear]'' Here, take my filthy lucre!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[takes the nickel]'' Yoink. Thanks.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Ahem. I’ll collect my money now.}}
+{{L|Patrick|And I’ll collect our pay.}}
+{{L|''[He then splits the nickel in half and gives one half to SpongeBob.]’’}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[laughing]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Huh? ''[He then puts his newspaper bag on his head and starts screaming.]''}}
+{{L|''[Meanwhile, Patrick and Squidina are in the production room speaking with each other.]''
+{{L|Squidina|So, what did we learn today, Patrick?}}
+{{L|Patrick|I don’t want any more jobs. They’re too much work. I have found my true porpoise: doing my TV show!}}
+{{L|Squidina|''[slightly disappointed]'' Really? Then what do I do with this?}}
+{{L|''[She pulls a blanket off of the porpoise.]''}}
+{{L|Porpoise|''[angrily]'' Let me go, you little– ''[He then says Bad Word #11.]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|Hey, watch your language! This is a family show.}}
+{{L|''[Patrick then walks over and pulls up his shirt, revealing his rash that says “The End,” and starts scratching it.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|The End is so itchy.}}
+{{L|''[The episode then ends with Patrick still scratching his rash.]''}}