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{{L|Porpoise|Don't look at me. I ain't got it.}} | {{L|Porpoise|Don't look at me. I ain't got it.}} | ||
{{L|Squidina|I already have ''my'' dream job. ''[Cloud letters then appear above Squidina]'' Producing ''The Patrick Show''.}} | {{L|Squidina|I already have ''my'' dream job. ''[Cloud letters then appear above Squidina]'' Producing ''The Patrick Show''.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[destroys cloud letters]'' That | {{L|Patrick|''[destroys cloud letters]'' That show's a hoot. The pink guy is so dumb!}} | ||
{{L|Squidina|Come on, brother. It's time to start the show!}} | {{L|Squidina|Come on, brother. It's time to start the show!}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene then changes to the TV, where Slappy Laszlo and the little boy are watching the show.]''}} | {{L|''[The scene then changes to the TV, where Slappy Laszlo and the little boy are watching the show.]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[He adds more and more items in the bag. The customer comes to get the bag, but it seems to be really heavy.]''}} | {{L|''[He adds more and more items in the bag. The customer comes to get the bag, but it seems to be really heavy.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Oh no, I missed one.}} | {{L|Patrick|Oh no, I missed one.}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick gets an anvil and puts it in the bag, causing the man to crash through the floor.]''}}{{L|SpongeBob|''[clapping]'' Nice job, Patrick. Now watch me.}} | {{L|''[Patrick gets an anvil and puts it in the bag, causing the man to crash through the floor.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[clapping]'' Nice job, Patrick. Now watch me.}} | |||
{{L|''[He stuffs the bag, and smashes it with a mallet.]''}} | {{L|''[He stuffs the bag, and smashes it with a mallet.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ka-pow! There.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Ka-pow! There.}} | ||
{{L|''[He then folds the smashed-up bag into a paper sailor hat, and puts it on the customer's head.]''}}{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, très chic.}} | {{L|''[He then folds the smashed-up bag into a paper sailor hat, and puts it on the customer's head.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, très chic.}} | |||
{{L|Customer|''[sarcastic]'' Thanks.}} | {{L|Customer|''[sarcastic]'' Thanks.}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick is then seen juggling a box of Kelpo cereal, two tomatoes, mayo, and an orange juice bottle, but he is blindfolded.]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick is then seen juggling a box of Kelpo cereal, two tomatoes, mayo, and an orange juice bottle, but he is blindfolded.]''}} | ||
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{{L|Incidental 82|Oh, of course. What sweet boys.}} | {{L|Incidental 82|Oh, of course. What sweet boys.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|We could touch up a few of your wrinkles, too.}} | {{L|Patrick|We could touch up a few of your wrinkles, too.}} | ||
{{L|''[He takes out a putty knife. It then shows an odd closeup of the old lady, and she is offended by Patrick's comment and walks away. Then, Patrick and SpongeBob attempt their second job: fence painters. But, they do it messily.]''}}{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|♪Oh, this is the way we paint the fence. Paint the fence, paint the fence. This is the way we paint the fence. For the nice old lady.♪}} | {{L|''[He takes out a putty knife. It then shows an odd closeup of the old lady, and she is offended by Patrick's comment and walks away. Then, Patrick and SpongeBob attempt their second job: fence painters. But, they do it messily.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|♪Oh, this is the way we paint the fence. Paint the fence, paint the fence. This is the way we paint the fence. For the nice old lady.♪}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Perfect!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Perfect!}} | ||
{{L|''[It shows that they are done, and the fence is rainbow colored. The camera then moves up to the old lady's house, and a part of the house falls off.]''}} | {{L|''[It shows that they are done, and the fence is rainbow colored. The camera then moves up to the old lady's house, and a part of the house falls off.]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[SpongeBob then opens the fence door for the lady.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob then opens the fence door for the lady.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[to Incidental 82]'' You haven't seen anything yet. Ta-da! We gave your house a makeover.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[to Incidental 82]'' You haven't seen anything yet. Ta-da! We gave your house a makeover.}} | ||
{{L|''[It shows the house now sporting a blonde wig, black eyelashes, blue eyeshadow, pink blush, and red lipstick.]''}}{{L|Incidental 82|''[mumbles incoherently]''}} | {{L|''[It shows the house now sporting a blonde wig, black eyelashes, blue eyeshadow, pink blush, and red lipstick.]''}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 82|''[mumbles incoherently]''}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Isn't she beautiful?}} | {{L|Patrick|Isn't she beautiful?}} | ||
{{L|''[The house then winks, making all of the other houses gain a crush on her. The old lady then faints.]''}}{{L|Patrick|A job well did.}} | {{L|''[The house then winks, making all of the other houses gain a crush on her. The old lady then faints.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|A job well did.}} | |||
{{L|''[They then get fired from the second job. It then goes to the bubble transition, where someone is paying a taxi driver.]''}} | {{L|''[They then get fired from the second job. It then goes to the bubble transition, where someone is paying a taxi driver.]''}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 118C|''[paying the taxi driver]'' Thanks for the ride in your stinky cab.}} | {{L|Incidental 118C|''[paying the taxi driver]'' Thanks for the ride in your stinky cab.}} | ||
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{{L|''[He shaves his leg in a form of torture.]''}} | {{L|''[He shaves his leg in a form of torture.]''}} | ||
{{L|Gills|Ah! He's shavin' against the grain!}} | {{L|Gills|Ah! He's shavin' against the grain!}} | ||
{{L|''[Snapper and Gills keep torturing themselves, while Fred appears to have a sly grin on his face.]''}}{{L|Fred|''[happily]'' I confess, I did do it! With my leg.}} | {{L|''[Snapper and Gills keep torturing themselves, while Fred appears to have a sly grin on his face.]''}} | ||
{{L|Fred|''[happily]'' I confess, I did do it! With my leg.}} | |||
{{L|''[He then shuts the door on his leg while leaving.]''}} | {{L|''[He then shuts the door on his leg while leaving.]''}} | ||
{{L|Fred|''[screaming]'' My leg!}} | {{L|Fred|''[screaming]'' My leg!}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|I can see you, Mr. Star.}} | {{L|Squidward|I can see you, Mr. Star.}} | ||
{{L|Cecil|''[through a megaphone]'' Nobody's home!}} | {{L|Cecil|''[through a megaphone]'' Nobody's home!}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward sighs, and then sees Patrick and | {{L|''[Squidward sighs, and then sees Patrick and SpongeBob Patsy-ing Squidina and a worm.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|That moron lives with this moron. Maybe HE can get the cash. Hey! How would you two like a job?}} | {{L|Squidward|That moron lives with this moron. Maybe HE can get the cash. Hey! How would you two like a job?}} | ||
{{L|''[The two hear him, fling off Squidina and the worm, and run over.]''}} | {{L|''[The two hear him, fling off Squidina and the worm, and run over.]''}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Oh, we gotta be like those tough guys on T.V.}} | {{L|Patrick|Oh, we gotta be like those tough guys on T.V.}} | ||
{{L|''[The tough duo then go to their second attempt: getting the newspaper wet.]''}} | {{L|''[The tough duo then go to their second attempt: getting the newspaper wet.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[like a detective]'' | {{L|SpongeBob|''[like a detective]'' That's an interestin' newspaper you get delivered.}} | ||
{{L|Cecil|''[peeking out the door]'' Wha–?}} | {{L|Cecil|''[peeking out the door]'' Wha–?}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick then is shown holding a glass of water, and he is about to pour it on the newspaper.]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick then is shown holding a glass of water, and he is about to pour it on the newspaper.]''}} | ||
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{{L|Cecil|''[gasps]'' Not the Sunday edition!}} | {{L|Cecil|''[gasps]'' Not the Sunday edition!}} | ||
{{L|''[He then uses the vacuum through the mail slot, sucks up the newspaper, and gets it inside the house.]''}} | {{L|''[He then uses the vacuum through the mail slot, sucks up the newspaper, and gets it inside the house.]''}} | ||
{{L|Cecil|''[angry]'' You | {{L|Cecil|''[angry]'' You ain't getting my money!}} | ||
{{L|''[They then go their third attempt: putting their feet down, literally. Patrick then knocks on the door.]''}} | {{L|''[They then go their third attempt: putting their feet down, literally. Patrick then knocks on the door.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[shouting]'' | {{L|Patrick|''[shouting]'' We're gone now! ''[giggles]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Cecil then opens the door.]''}} | {{L|''[Cecil then opens the door.]''}} | ||
{{L|Cecil|Oh!}} | {{L|Cecil|Oh!}} | ||
{{L|''[He attempts to close the door, but | {{L|''[He attempts to close the door, but Patrick's foot is in the way. He tries again, but then both Patrick and SpongeBob's feet are in the way. He then puts his foot on the top. Shoes then start piling up on the feet, until SpongeBob and Patrick fall from the shoe tower.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[like a detective]'' Myeh, looks like | {{L|SpongeBob|''[like a detective]'' Myeh, looks like we'll have to give this mug the "big tip."}} | ||
{{L|''[It then shows Patrick and SpongeBob operating a crane. They tip the house over, and all the newspapers fall out along with Cecil. SpongeBob and Patrick then walk towards Cecil.]''}} | {{L|''[It then shows Patrick and SpongeBob operating a crane. They tip the house over, and all the newspapers fall out along with Cecil. SpongeBob and Patrick then walk towards Cecil.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[angrily]'' We gotcha now, deadbeat!}} | {{L|Patrick|''[angrily]'' We gotcha now, deadbeat!}} | ||
{{L|Cecil|''[takes a nickel out of his ear]'' Here, take my filthy lucre!}} | {{L|Cecil|''[takes a nickel out of his ear]'' Here, take my filthy lucre!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[takes the nickel]'' Yoink. Thanks.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[takes the nickel]'' Yoink. Thanks.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Ahem. | {{L|Squidward|Ahem. I'll collect my money now.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|And | {{L|Patrick|And I'll collect our pay.}} | ||
{{L|''[He then splits the nickel in half and gives one half to SpongeBob.]''}} | {{L|''[He then splits the nickel in half and gives one half to SpongeBob.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Ooh!}} | ||
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{{L|''[Meanwhile, Patrick and Squidina are in the production room speaking with each other.]''}} | {{L|''[Meanwhile, Patrick and Squidina are in the production room speaking with each other.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidina|So, what did we learn today, Patrick?}} | {{L|Squidina|So, what did we learn today, Patrick?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I | {{L|Patrick|I don't want any more jobs. They're too much work. I have found my true porpoise: doing my TV show!}} | ||
{{L|Squidina|''[slightly disappointed]'' Really? Then what do I do with this?}} | {{L|Squidina|''[slightly disappointed]'' Really? Then what do I do with this?}} | ||
{{L|''[She pulls a blanket off of the porpoise.]''}} | {{L|''[She pulls a blanket off of the porpoise.]''}} | ||
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