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 {{L|SpongeBob|''[slightly nervous]'' Ah, okay, here we go. My very first bag boy duty.}}
 {{L|''[He carefully attempts to put the eggs, flour, and watermelon in the bag, but the customer is impatient. Meanwhile, Patrick is doing it really fast.]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|''[in a quick tone]'' You're going too slow, SpongeBob. Bagging is all about '''SPEED''', baby!}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[in a quick tone]'' You're going too slow, SpongeBob. Bagging is all about speed, baby!}}
 {{L|''[He adds more and more items in the bag. The customer comes to get the bag, but it seems to be really heavy.]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Oh no, I missed one.}}
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 {{L|Porpoise|''[angrily]'' It's pronounced "purpose."}}
 {{L|''[The traffic light turns green, and they arrive at Incidental 82's household. When they knock down a part of her fence, they see a rainbow of "Opportunity."]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[as a saleman]'' Psst, hey, lady. We're lookin' for a job. You think we could, uh, paint that fence for you?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[as a salesman]'' Psst, hey, lady. We're lookin' for a job. You think we could, uh, paint that fence for you?}}
 {{L|Incidental 82|Oh, of course. What sweet boys.}}
 {{L|Patrick|We could touch up a few of your wrinkles, too.}}
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 {{L|Patrick|Of course. You're not talking to a couple of noobs.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, we've had three jobs since breakfast.}}
-{{L|''[Patrick and SpongeBo go to their first attempt: just knocking on the door.]''}}
+{{L|''[Patrick and SpongeBob go to their first attempt: just knocking on the door.]''}}
 {{L|Cecil|''[muttering]''}}
 {{L|''[Cecil then slams the door shut on SpongeBob and Patrick.]]''}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|What do we do?}}
 {{L|Patrick|Uhh…}}
-{{L|''[Squidina clears her throat, and shows the two a sign that says “We gotta be like those tough guys on T.V.”]''}}
+{{L|''[Squidina clears her throat, and shows the two a sign that says "We gotta be like those tough guys on TV."]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|Oh, we gotta be like those tough guys on T.V.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Oh, we gotta be like those tough guys on TV.}}
 {{L|''[The tough duo then go to their second attempt: getting the newspaper wet.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[like a detective]'' That's an interestin' newspaper you get delivered.}}
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 {{L|Porpoise|''[angrily]'' Let me go, you little– ''[He then says Bad Word #11.]''}}
 {{L|Squidina|Hey, watch your language! This is a family show.}}
-{{L|''[Patrick then walks over and pulls up his shirt, revealing his rash that says “The End,” and starts scratching it.]''}}
+{{L|''[Patrick then walks over and pulls up his shirt, revealing his rash that says "The End," and starts scratching it.]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|The End is so itchy.}}
 {{L|''[The episode then ends with Patrick still scratching his rash.]''}}