Bumper to Bumper/transcript

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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Bumper to Bumper" from season 9, which aired on November 17, 2012.

• Frankie Billy: Once around the roundabout. [clears the roundabout] Left at the wall. [clears the brick wall] Go to the bump of? Truth. [clears the bump] And finally, the flaming hoop. [clears the hoop] Thank you, Mrs. Puff, I am now a car daring figure and a producting member of society. [exaggeratingly cheers]
• Mrs. Puff: [proudly] Nothing brings me more joy to teaching than. OK, who's next?
• SpongeBob: [enters car excitingly] Hi, Mrs. Puff. I'm ready for my driving test. [Mrs. Puff shatters to pieces on the car floor] Mrs. Puff, you OK?
• Mrs. Puff: [sighs] Start the boat. [SpongeBob accidentally floors it in reverse] Turn this boat around now!
• SpongeBob: OK, OK. [SpongeBob tries to turn but pulls off the wheel crashing into the lighthouse and the wall, tying the bump in knots (literally!), and crashing through the ramp and the hoop]
• [setting pans to house where two teenage fish are watching Goin' Bananas 3 in 3D on the television]
• Teenage Fish #1: [to Teenage Fish #2] Dude pass the 3D glasses.