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Announcer: Next up, Goin' Bananas 3: In 3D.

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Teenage Fish #2: Oh, yeah, right! [gets the two 3-D g'lasses. On the TV, a drunk driver appears]
Drunk Driver: Here I am! I'm coming at ya like your worst nightmare!! [laughs'. 'SpongeBob crashes through the wall of the house]
Teenage Fish #1 and #2: Wow!

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SpongeBob: [teenage fish laugh] Uh, but, Mrs, Puff, I...
Mrs. Puff: No buts, SpongeBob! You fail this test over and over. I'm beginning to think you are simply unteachable. [teenage fish laugh again] Now, get out of my sight.
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[SpongeBob runs off crying. Mrs. Puff is growling]
Teenage Fish #1: Dude, this is, like, the gnarliest 3-D movie ever! [Mrs. Puff enlargens. She accidentally falls over on the teenage fish]
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[Scene fades to SpongeBob's house. SpongeBob is extremely tired. He groans. Gary brings his bowl over to him. Gary meows]
SpongeBob: Not now, Gary. Can't you see I'm wallowing in my own filth? Ohhhhhhhh... [door knocks] Come back later-- I'm wallowing. [door knocks five times] Ehhh... [opens door. His eyes widen]
Mrs. Puff: Good morning, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: [gasps and runs]
Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob? SpongeBob? [SpongeBob coughs. He is in the screen of the TV] SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Mrs. Puff. I am trying to stay out of your sight.
Mrs. Puff: Oh, that! Let's forget what I said. It's time to take a fresh approach.
SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff, I...You said...Don't you remember? I'm an... [Mrs. Puff turns the TV on "Mute"]
Mrs. Puff: We don't have time for this, SpongeBob. We have a long day of driving ahead of us!
[Bubble transition over to the desert. Mrs. Puff is driving. SpongeBob sees two clams cawing]
SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff, why have you taken me to this weathery moat and slightly scary landscape?
Mrs. Puff: To overcome your fears, silly!
[They pass a skeleton pointing left and it falls apart]
SpongeBob: It's not working!
Mrs. Puff: Here

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 {{L|Mrs. Puff|Just start driving. ''[SpongeBob accidentally floors it in reverse]'' Turn this boat around immediately!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Right away, ma-am. ''[SpongeBob turns the wheel but goes around in circles knocking out all the traffic cones]'' Don't worry, Mrs. Puff. I have this under control... [pulls off the wheel crashing into the lighthouse and the wall, tying the bump in knots (literally!), and crashing through the ramp and the flaming hoop]''}}
+{{L|(deleted version) Narrator|Meanwhile.
 {{L|''[setting pans to house where two teenage fish are watching Goin' Bananas 3 in 3D on the television]''}}
 *'''Announcer:''' Next up, ''Goin' Bananas 3: In 3D''<span style="font-style: italic;">''.''</span>
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 {{L|Teenage Fish #1|''[to Teenage Fish #2]'' Hey, dude, pass the 3D glasses. This is supposed to be, like, in 3D. }}
-*'''Teenage Fish #2:''' Oh, yeah, right! ''[gets the two 3-D g''''lasses. On the TV, a drunk driver appears]''
+*'''Teenage Fish #2:''' Oh, yeah, right! ''[gets the two 3-D g''''lasses. On the TV, a drunk driver appears]'''''
 *'''Drunk Driver: '''Here I am! I'm coming at ya like your worst nightmare!! ''[laughs''''. ''''SpongeBob crashes through the wall of the house]''
 *'''Teenage Fish #1 and #2: '''Wow!