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Announcer: Next up, Goin' Bananas 3: In 3D.

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Teenage Fish #2: Oh, yeah, right! [gets the two 3-D g'lasses. On the TV, a drunk driver appears]
Drunk Driver: Here I am! I'm coming at ya like your worst nightmare!! [laughs'. 'SpongeBob crashes through the wall of the house]
Teenage Fish #1 and #2: Wow!

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SpongeBob: [teenage fish laugh] Uh, but, Mrs, Puff, I...
Mrs. Puff: No buts, SpongeBob! You fail this test over and over. I'm beginning to think you are simply unteachable. [teenage fish laugh again] Now, get out of my sight.
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[SpongeBob runs off crying. Mrs. Puff is growling]
Teenage Fish #1: Dude, this is, like, the gnarliest 3-D movie ever! [Mrs. Puff enlargens. She accidentally falls over on the teenage fish]
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[Scene fades to SpongeBob's house. SpongeBob is extremely tired. He groans. Gary brings his bowl over to him. Gary meows]
SpongeBob: Not now, Gary. Can't you see I'm wallowing in my own filth? Ohhhhhhhh... [door knocks] Come back later—I'm wallowing. [door knocks five times] Ehhh... [opens door. His eyes widen]
Mrs. Puff: Good morning, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: [gasps and runs]
Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob? SpongeBob? [SpongeBob coughs. He is in the screen of the TV] SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Mrs. Puff. I am trying to stay out of your sight.
Mrs. Puff: Oh, that! Let's forget what I said. It's time to take a fresh approach.
SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff, I...You said...Don't you remember? I'm an... [Mrs. Puff turns the TV on "Mute"]
Mrs. Puff: We don't have time for this, SpongeBob. We have a long day of driving ahead of us!
[Bubble transition over to the desert. Mrs. Puff is driving. SpongeBob sees two clams cawing]
SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff, why have you taken me to this weathery moat and slightly scary landscape?
Mrs. Puff: To overcome your fears, silly!
[They pass a skeleton pointing left and it falls apart]
SpongeBob: It's not working!
Mrs. Puff: Here

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 *{{L|Mrs. Puff|If only SpongeBob could pass his boating test, he'd be out of my life once and for all. Unfortunately, I keep getting reminded of the consequences if I get too angry with the little nuisance. [there is a handcuff locked on her leg and it is beeping with a red light flashing on it] I can't even leave town without violating my parole. [groans] Ohh! If there was only some way that I didn't have to live in fear. [eyes widen] Fear. That's the answer. SpongeBob is afraid of the driving course! So it would stand to reason that if he took the driving test somewhere else besides the driving course, he would pass! [goes outside and sees two cars drive by her house] Of course! The answer's been in front of me all along! I'll test SpongeBob on a real road and then he'll be out of my life forever! [laughs] Yeah! What could possibly go wrong?}}
 *''[Scene fades to SpongeBob's house. SpongeBob is extremely tired. He groans.'' ''Gary brings his bowl over to him. Gary meows]''
-*'''SpongeBob: '''Not now, Gary. Can't you see I'm wallowing in my own filth? Ohhhhhhhh... ''[door knocks] ''Come back later-- I'm wallowing. <span style="font-style: italic;">[door knocks five times] </span>Ehhh... ''[opens door. His eyes widen] ''
+*'''SpongeBob: '''Not now, Gary. Can't you see I'm wallowing in my own filth? Ohhhhhhhh... ''[door knocks] ''Come back later—I'm wallowing. <span style="font-style: italic;">[door knocks five times] </span>Ehhh... ''[opens door. His eyes widen] ''
 *'''Mrs. Puff: '''Good morning, SpongeBob!
 *'''SpongeBob: '''''[gasps and runs] ''