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{{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|''[This episode opens up with Frankie Billy taking his driving test at Mrs. Puff's Boating School.]''}} | {{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|''[This episode opens up with Frankie Billy taking his driving test at Mrs. Puff's Boating School.]''}} | ||
{{L|Frankie Billy|Once around the roundabout. ''[clears the roundabout]'' Left at the wall. ''[clears the brick wall]'' Over the Bump of Truth. ''[clears the bump]'' And finally, the flaming hoop! ''[clears the hoop, then crosses the finish line. He then obtains his passing grade from Mrs. Puff | {{L|Frankie Billy|Once around the roundabout. ''[clears the roundabout]'' Left at the wall. ''[clears the brick wall]'' Over the Bump of Truth. ''[clears the bump]'' And finally, the flaming hoop! ''[clears the hoop, then crosses the finish line. He then obtains his passing grade from Mrs. Puff]'' Thank you, Mrs. Puff, I am now a car daring figure and a producing member of society. ''[excitedly cheers]'' Woo-hoo! Yeah!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[proudly]'' Oh, nothing brings me more joy than teaching. I can't wait to pass my next student.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|''[proudly]'' Oh, nothing brings me more joy than teaching. I can't wait to pass my next student.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[enters car excitingly]'' Hello, Mrs. Puff. I'm all set for my driving test. ''[Mrs. Puff shatters to pieces on the car floor]'' Mrs. Puff, you okay?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[enters the car excitingly]'' Hello, Mrs. Puff. I'm all set for my driving test. ''[Mrs. Puff shatters to pieces on the car floor]'' Mrs. Puff, you okay?}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[pulls herself back together]'' Just start driving. ''[SpongeBob accidentally floors it in reverse]'' Turn this boat around immediately!}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|''[pulls herself back together]'' Just start driving. ''[SpongeBob accidentally floors it in reverse]'' Turn this boat around immediately!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Right away, ma’am. ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|Right away, ma’am. ''[turns the wheel but goes around in circles knocking out all the traffic cones]'' Don't worry, Mrs. Puff. I have this under control... ''[accidentally pulls off the wheel, crashing into the lighthouse and the wall, tying the bump in a knot, and crashing through the ramp and the flaming hoop]''}} | ||
{{L|''[setting switches to a house where two teenage fish are watching Goin' Bananas 3 in 3D on the television]''}} | {{L|''[setting switches to a house where two teenage fish are watching Goin' Bananas 3 in 3D on the television]''}} | ||
{{L|Announcer|Next up, ''Goin' Bananas 3: In 3D.''}} | {{L|Announcer|Next up, ''Goin' Bananas 3: In 3D.''}} | ||
{{L|Teenage Fish #1|Hey, dude, pass the 3D glasses. This is supposed to be, like, in 3D.}} | {{L|Teenage Fish #1|Hey, dude, pass the 3D glasses. This is supposed to be, like, in 3D.}} | ||
{{L|Teenage Fish #2 | {{L|Teenage Fish #2|Oh, yeah, right! ''[gets the two 3-D glasses. On the TV a fancy-looking driver appears]''}} | ||
{{L|Driver|Here I am! I'm coming at ya like your worst nightmare! ''[laughs]''}} | {{L|Driver|Here I am! I'm coming at ya like your worst nightmare! ''[laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Mrs. Puff crash through the wall of the house, thereby wrecking the TV]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Mrs. Puff crash through the wall of the house, thereby wrecking the TV]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Mrs. Puff, I'm still intimidated!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Mrs. Puff, I'm still intimidated!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Listen. If you're nervous about boating, simply repeat the words: "Focus on the road, there is nothing but the road." Got it?}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Listen. If you're nervous about boating, simply repeat the words: "Focus on the road, there is nothing but the road." Got it?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|O-o-okay. ''[takes the wheel]'' Focus on the road, there is nothing but the road. Focus on the road, there is nothing but the road. ''[gulp]'' Uh, focus on the road, there is nothing but the road. ''[presses gas pedal, covers eyes]'' Focus on the road. ''[uncovers eyes]'' There is nothing but the road. Hey, look at me. I'm not crashing and stuff.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|O-o-okay. ''[takes the wheel]'' Focus on the road, there is nothing but the road. Focus on the road, there is nothing but the road. ''[gulp]'' Uh, focus on the road, there is nothing but the road. ''[presses the gas pedal, covers his eyes]'' Focus on the road. ''[uncovers his eyes]'' There is nothing but the road. Hey, look at me. I'm not crashing and stuff.}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Wonderful! Keep that up and I'll have no choice but to pass you! Just repeat your mantra.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Wonderful! Keep that up and I'll have no choice but to pass you! Just repeat your mantra.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Focus on the road, the open unintimidating road.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Focus on the road, the open unintimidating road.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Focus on the road. ''[drives the boat on a circular road]'' There is nothing ''but'' the road.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Focus on the road. ''[drives the boat on a circular road]'' There is nothing ''but'' the road.}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Roundabout navigation, check!}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Roundabout navigation, check!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Focus on the road, there is nothing ''but'' the road! ''[presses gas pedal slightly harder, speeding the boat up]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Focus on the road, there is nothing ''but'' the road! ''[presses the gas pedal slightly harder, speeding the boat up]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Safe and steady acceleration, check! ''[checks off said rule]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Safe and steady acceleration, check! ''[checks off said rule]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Focus on the road... ''[drives the boat up a mountain]'' There is nothing but the road. ''[drives the boat through snow on top of the mountain and drives down it back to the road]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Focus on the road... ''[drives the boat up a mountain]'' There is nothing but the road. ''[drives the boat through snow on top of the mountain and drives down it back to the road]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[The boat hits a large rock; the boat lands on a road.]''}} | {{L|''[The boat hits a large rock; the boat lands on a road.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That was a close one Mrs. Puff. But I am back on the road and ready to focus upon it.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That was a close one Mrs. Puff. But I am back on the road and ready to focus upon it.}} | ||
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|SpongeBob? This isn't just any road. ''[a truck honks two times]'' It's a 10-lane Intertidal Seaway! ''[the truck honks again for 2 seconds]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|SpongeBob? This isn't just any road. ''[a truck honks two times]'' It's a 10-lane Intertidal Seaway! ''[the truck honks again for 2 seconds]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Shu-ven-tah-dil-in-chi-huh?!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Shu-ven-tah-dil-in-chi-huh?!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Stay calm, SpongeBob. ''[SpongeBob splats to the floor]'' SpongeBob? SpongeBob?! SpongeBob! Remember your mantra? }} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Stay calm, SpongeBob. ''[SpongeBob splats to the floor]'' SpongeBob? SpongeBob?! SpongeBob! Remember your mantra? }} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Right. "Focus on the road, there is nothing but the road" ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|Right. "Focus on the road, there is nothing but the road" ''[gasps and the truck honks again]'' I can't even see the road! ''[shivers]'' }} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|SpongeBob! Give me the wheel, SpongeBob. Oh, dear! He's completely frozen up! ''[Mrs. Puff rips off SpongeBob's hands and drives for him]'' Fiddlesticks!}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|SpongeBob! Give me the wheel, SpongeBob. Oh, dear! He's completely frozen up! ''[Mrs. Puff rips off SpongeBob's hands and drives for him]'' Fiddlesticks!}} | ||
{{L|''[The truck honks longer and the boat passes by a police station]''}} | {{L|''[The truck honks longer and the boat passes by a police station]''}} | ||
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